I can't get no peace of mind @bindtogether - Tumblr Blog

happyheidi

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

valtsv

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

valtsv

behold. my ugly son.

felix-the-creature

Species accurate version

grubbzygo0p

wretched little creature

conchobarbarian

hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

x-fag

a good sailor will always return to the sea

daftpatience

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

what-even-is-thiss

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

syn4k

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

1e3no

copperbadge

#2, Brute?

l-heure-du-the

I made the ugliest noise.

periegesisvoid-deactivated

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

onemerryjester

TODAY

pathos-logical

[Image ID: A pencil holder shaped like a bust of Julius Caesar. Multiple pencils protrude from its back, giving the impression that it was stabbed multiple times. / End ID]

saxifraga-x-urbium

happy stab-a-tyrant day! get out there and do your part

silkclove

the producers of no other land @ the oscars 2025 <3

bisema-deactivated20241006

fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122

whitepeopletwitter

humansofnewyork

“Walked around the corner, there she was. And zing went the string of my heart. Zing! I said: ‘I gotta catch up with that girl,’ and I never did let her slip. There was a big song on the radio back then, about gettin’ married. Everybody was singing it, something about: ‘When we get married, we gonna have a celebration.’ You keep hearing it every day, and you wanna try it too. Never thought it would last this long. It’s been a good ride though. Everybody has a little bump here and there. We had our arguments, and I ain’t never did win one. Ain’t no man ever gonna win when it comes down to arguing with your wife. You could be married for a hundred years, she’s gonna have the last word. So no need to get your mouth all rolled up. Don’t stand there arguing and cursing. Just listen, laugh, and let it go. Kiss her on the cheek and say: ‘you the winner.’ After that, everything will be beautiful.”