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"The game was rigged from the start" indie benny from fallout: new vegas please read rules Verses include but not limited to: Fallout 3 Fallout 4 Fallout: New Vegas "You're platinum, pussycat!"

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Benny smirked and nodded, pouring her a glass of his own specific mixture, Nuka Quantum, vodka, and a single cherry mentat for an added kick.

"If you can handle supermutants, I know there's a group not far from Rivet City that's causing issues for caravans. Caravan problems are our problems. 300 caps for just clearing it out. I'll add fifty if you bring me any fresh food products or alcohol they might have gotten their oversized hands on," he replied, finishing making the drink and setting it on the counter in front of her.

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He flashed another charming grin, shaking his head. "Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore, doll-face. I'll take you down there myself. I was just around here helping my boys find some salvage. Always expanding, you know how it is." He shrugged, extending a hand. "Got anything we need to grab before I take you to your new home, baby?"

Benny couldn't wrap his mind around how someone so damn naive and innocent could even be alive in the Commonwealth. Hell, the place had chewed him up and spat him out, and he'd thought he'd been tough shit back in Goodneighbor. He considered it charity that he was taking this poor woman in. There were worse people out there that would do much, much worse things.

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That caught him off guard. Not that he hadn't met his fair share of female mercs and wanderers, but usually they avoided him like the plague, directing their questions to his boss instead. He simply wrote this discrepancy off as her being a newcomer to the area.

"Damn, baby, you cut me deep...but if it's a job you want, I got a few things that need doing," he replied. "You mean you're a hired gun, right? Or were you looking to actually work here?" He knew he couldn't help her if it was the latter. He'd barely managed to get a job here, himself.

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"Did that bullet scramble your egg, or have you always been a naughty broad?" He murmured, his eyebrows raised as he stared at the woman. He could hardly believe it, not that he was going to turn her down. No, she was clearly gorgeous, and it wasn't often that gorgeous women came onto him- usually, it was the reverse.

He offered a smirk, dropping his arms and closing the space between them so her chest was brushing against him. "This is all kinds of wrong, pussycat, but if you insist, let's head on up to my sweet so I can...get to know you better."

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Despite his cliche, sleazy mannerisms, Benny was quite intelligent (albeit, just as cocky). How else could he have managed to get to where he was today? It was rather obvious to him what angle this woman was playing at, and his smirk became quite earnest when he heard her suggestion.

"Flattery will get you everywhere in this business, baby," he replied, chuckling softly. "I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed you're not here to spend time with the Ben-man." He slid his hands into his pockets. "But, if you wanna talk business, I'll have to take you up to my suite. These kinds of conversations aren't for other ears."

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Benny was absolutely floored. She was serious. He’d put a bullet into her head, he had tried to kill her, and yet, here she was, trying to flirt his pants off. This wasn’t even remotely believable, and he knew she must have been after something. However, he was clueless as to why she didn’t just ask instead of trying to seduce him.

“Sorry, pussycat, that’s not how I usually roll. I was in uncharted territory. Hardly an excuse, but that’s my explanation.” He paused, folding his arms in front of his chest. “I find it hard to believe that getting to know me is the only reason you’re here, though.”

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Connie hasn’t been in this place for long and already she hates it. She was here tracking down some person that had wronged Mags a while back. The raider didn’t cared about the details. What she cared about is getting paid when the job was done.

Like Benny, she took a drag out of her cigarette and blew out some smoke. “Unless the person your admiring from afar is me, no. I’m a busy woman if you can tell from the tone of my voice. Let’s get the tour out of the way and that drink better be a strong one.” 

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If there was anything Benny loved more than a beautiful woman, it was a feisty one. One that wouldn’t hesitate to knock him on his ass. It thrilled him, adding a bit of challenge to his life. He smirked softly at her, taking a step closer.

“If you’re in such a hurry, baby, we can skip to the drink,” he purred, extending a hand to her. “Maybe we can have a chat, if you’re looking for information.” He arched a brow, dragging his gaze over her in an excruciatingly obvious manner. “Whaddya say, pussycat? Gonna let me give you the night of your life?”

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happy ides of march

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Story time

It says a lot about Benny’s portrayal in F:NV that this happened to me yesterday.

Ok, so for those of you that don’t know, I do IT work for a public school system, meaning I repair computers and shit, basically. I’m usually at the high school in our county. I like to hang out with the kids in the technology classes on my downtime, since they aren’t completely incompetent.

One of them saw the vault boy sticker on my phone and was super excited. He started gushing about how much he loved the franchise and how much he loved New Vegas. Without missing a beat, and pretty straight-faced, I responded: “ring-a ding ding, baby”

I kid you not, I watched this kid die inside. He stopped smiling, and he immediately went “fuck you” and went and sat with someone else

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The man smirked at her inquiry, folding his arms. So she wasn't as naive as he'd expected, if she knew enough to question such a shady offer. "You're a smart broad, huh, baby?" He mused, shaking his head. "Well, there is a little 'catch', I guess. You won't be a whore or anything, but there will be guys that try to move on you. That won't fly, though. If any do, you'd wave down one of my men, and they'll handle it."

"We'll treat you real nice. You'll be there for the guys to look at and to get them to buy more booze. Already got one gal, but, the more the merrier." Benny paused for a moment, looking her over. "Y'see, I run the Treasure Trove. It's south of here, used to be Jamaica Plains. I call it my little slice of Vegas in Boston."

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I drew benny bc this week has been so busy i haven’t even been able to touch the game :-(

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Benny grinned, not bothering to hide the fact that he’d just glanced at her chest. “Just the ones as drop-dead gorgeous as you, honey-baby,” he purred, relaxing now that his face was not in immediate danger of contact with a fist.

“If you won’t let me show you the time of your life, do you want a drink?”

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She grimaced. “Sure, I’ll take a nice tall glass of bleach.” Summer really didn’t understand why this loser wasn’t getting the message.

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His smile faltered for a moment. “Look, pussycat, this here is a bar, ya see? If you ain’t here to buy a drink, what do you want?” He muttered, resting his arms on the counter again as he stared at her, his “charming” persona faltering for  a brief second.

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He folded his arms, his gaze following her foot for a moment before jerking back to her face. “I’d imagine so,” he murmured, shaking his head slowly in disbelief. He furrowed his brows, briefly glancing at one of his guards. “Now, baby, as much of a relief it is to me that you ain’t dead in the ground, what’re you doing here?”

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“Then what is it, hm?” His eyes twinkled with endless amusement at how flustered she was getting. The further he could burrow his way under her skin, the better. Hell, to him, driving them mad was half the fun. He reached into his suit, pulling out a box of cigarettes and plucking one out before extending it out to Runa with an arched brow.

“Want a cig’ while you mull it over, baby?”

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She bit her lip,and shook her head. She knew he was getting to her but she couldn’t really help it. “N-no.” As much as she’d absolutely love one right now, she wasn’t going to let herself be thrown off track. “A-And I d-don’t need to t-think about i-it either. Y-You shot me i-in the head and I want a-answers.” 

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Benny laughed, stowing the box back in his suit before bringing his cigarette to his lips. He fished around in his pockets until he found his lighter, bringing it to his cig and lighting the end. He took a drag, watching the woman carefully as he exhaled smoke. “I might have some. What are your questions?” 

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courier-vi answered your ask “Well, if it ain't my favorite mailman. The wind blowing you my way,...”

The man immediately lost his balance, falling back and landing on his rear as his head spun. For the next thirty seconds, all he could see was stars. His nose definitely felt broken, he could smell and was beginning to taste the blood. Grimacing, Benny reached up to feel his now-broken nose. 

"C'mon, don't be like that. Give a guy a chance, alright? Me calling you that is a goddamn compliment."

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themostresilient answered your ask “Welcome to the Treasure Trove, my little slice of heaven. What can I...”

Benny had to fight the urge to snort at the man's comment. Not many people called him out on his...unique way of speaking, but when they did, it was priceless. That look on this poor sap's face was art on its own. Part of him felt he ought to prepare himself for a fist to the face, but he was sure this man was smarter than that. 

"You’re absolutely right in that, pal. Name's Benny. And thanks for the 'Vegas' bit, it's nice to know all of my hard work's paid off," he replied, folding his arms in front of him. "How about a free tour and a complimentary drink?"