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what will i do every day? same thing we do every day, Pinky.
Pinky + The Brain
Gives kisses and belly wubs to my wuvs
housework
online assignments
lunch with my gals
taking care of business
and MYOBing quite liberally
two highballs and a valium at bedtime
~emma ruth mccallister
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oh for gen x let's also add daytime talk shows because boomers got late night talk shows. gen x has Phil Donahue. Boomers got Connie Chung and Walter Cronkite.
gen y - y'all got adultish cartoons and adult swim - simpsons, family guy + Oprah + Jerry Springer
millennials - southpark + futurama + ellen + Jon Stewart [That Comedy Show]
gen z - youtube sensations + instagram models + trevor noah + ai news journalists
~emma ruth mccallister
Yes, Terris. Immortal of Visayas.
~emma ruth mccallister
I'm a Princess because my Mother is a Queen of the Philippines. It's all about me and my dreams. It's all about me. I'm the top 1%. Academy. Ivy. and as royal as my name and numbers.
~emma ruth mccallister
No, Real Irish doesn't do that. Only fake wannabe Irish. I'm actually part Irish and have real Irish cousins. Don't ever claim you're me. I hope you're dead or sipping out of a tube and in a coma.
~emma ruth mccallister
no, i don't touch all names. i just get upset when you touch mine. but i'm known to bestow gorgeous names to others if i'm in a good mood and well-caffeinated.
i understand they're kiddos. i understand. but they need to adhere to the code of conduct.
~emma ruth mccallister
Yes, I enjoy 'intimacy' more these days. I never knew it could be like that. Didn't know what I was missing out on. Still, I try to avoid it.
~emmaruth
sleeping with my man?
keep it clean, pleasure and pain
don't want your cooties
~emmaruth
we having chicken sandwiches tonite for dinner.
calling me a chicken
yah, my kid is Humpty Dumpty
~emmaruth
My response to Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me":
I disappear and never return. I don't even leave a note.
And I enter a convent and consecrate myself to the DEVIL.
~emmaruth
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Yes, Immortal as well.
~emmaruth
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Yes, it's true. I don't care.
~emmaruth
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no, i always knew they weren't my actual Father, since i'm around 9. and i knew that my Father left when I was around 4. And I knew that my actual Mother hasn't been around since '06. I've been an orphan for a long time.
~emmaruth
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that's why i stay with my brother Kris. all i really have around me.
how are the casinos doing? and the dog tracks?
what are the odds on a Trump?
what's the jackpot up to now?
~emmaruth
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I'm actually quite strict and no-nonsense. I have zero tolerance for a$$hattery. And I usually give you just one chance. I'm also a disciplinarian. It's a necessity in a world like yours. A necessary evil. You'll thank me later when you realize you almost did jail time or almost die or almost put in an institution.
~emmaruth
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Yes, Darling... I'm infinitely yours.
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~emmaruth [alyssa-alixi] {JPavino} :: m.m.
i'm already married to Montaign Louis Ordonez Gamino. He's my Virgin Angel who was killed for tryna to cheat on me. A dog took his place. And another dog used one of my names - Anne Cuaresma to keep my dog company.
My two Chow-Chows.