Take a bow.

Jack, the Ringmaster.  [ OC currently for the League of Legends universe.  Chaos and mature themes ahead, caution advised. ]

[killjoys13]

✨ 𝔏𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔰, 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲'𝔳𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔣𝔬𝔯…✨

[lnfancia]

[dumblr]

[foolintheeggshell]

just look at this little guy

[lolwtfmemes]

[ringmaster-jack]

"AND SO I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH AND I SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

[ringmaster-jack]

"I am PAINFULLY LOW on KISSES right now!"

[jest-a-puppeteer]

Tiny purple haired clown pounces and attacks the Ringmaster with an aggressive flurry of smooches! How will he possibly survive?

[ringmaster-jack]

"OH NO, CLOWN KISSES! THE SILLIEST OF ALL KISSES! MY SUFFERING IS DEFEATED."

[ringmaster-jack]

"I am PAINFULLY LOW on KISSES right now!"

[songofsilentechoes]

"I can give you a hug?"

[ringmaster-jack]

"Can I have 40 dollars instead."

[funnypages]

Only slightly more villainous than your average carnies

[ringmaster-jack]

"I am PAINFULLY LOW on KISSES right now!"

[ringmaster-jack]

jest-a-puppeteer​:

Upon being thrown from his lap, Felix squeaked a noise of distress but wasn’t too alarmed, certain that Jack wasn’t about to just let him fall. Once he was settled back onto the ground, the little magician looked up with another beam of a smile as their options were being laid out.

“Thievery and swindling are essentially the same thing- Either way, we can do both! Disturbing the peace comes naturally for us. Public nudity comes naturally to you-” Whilst on the topic, he idly drew a finger tip down the middle of Jack’s ribcage, the nails of his hand recently painted a dark purple, then back up again before grabbing for a large hand. “Murder, I’m not too sure about. We’ve been on a clean streak for a while now. I don’t know if I want to draw that much attention back to us, especially my parents are still nearby. Unless you really want to? Because I really don’t mind.” Holding onto Jack’s hand, he started leading them both to the dressing room.

Following the path of smaller hands with his eyes until they took his own, he let the other lead him towards the dressing room, happy to see him  being assertive in any way at all.  The slight roll of mismatched eyes was easy to miss considering their height difference, resisting the urge to argue about the nuances between being a thief and a swindler while his love expressed his uncertainty about one of their more risky hobbies, a soft nod of agreement to his statement.

“Honestly?  Not even feeling it anyway.  Kind of seems a little cringe after seeing how Jhin is about it.  Not that I wont completely eviscerate a man if he so much as looks at you funny.” he hummed, his next words emphasized by a light pat on the trickster's bum.

“I’ll murder that ass though.  After we’re done ruining lives.”

[ringmaster-jack]

The child diving hugs the ringmaster after having his constructs throw him right at the man.

He screams, up unto the point of the child actually landing in his arms. He's still screaming, but he manages to hug him regardless.

[ringmaster-jack]

Continued 

@jest-a-puppeteer

The ringmaster knew that smile was far, far from innocent, especially given the context of his words.  He was more than okay with that, immediately pushing himself up from the chair he’d been sat in with the intensity and force of 12 cups of espresso.  He was at least considerate enough to take Felix with him, launching the smaller man off his lap when he catapulted up but grabbing him beneath the pits to set him down carefully on his toes before he could tumble.

“FUCK, I thought you’d never ask.  You have anything special in mind?  What kind of trouble are you looking to cause, m’boy, thievery, swindling, disturbing the peace, public nudity, murder?  I’m game for whatever you are, god, Fe, I’m SO BORED.” 

[ringmaster-jack]

The smaller man, dressed only in a baggy long-sleeved shirt and black boxer shorts, sat himself in the Ringmaster's lap. He nestled there like a cat and pawed up at Jack's face, fingers poking at his beard lightly. Attention please.

Snapping to attention the second his lap was invaded, he let the smaller gentleman paw at his unshaven cheeks until he felt fingers near his lips. He chomped down on one of them(gently, of course) and proceeded soon after to perform some very lewd mouth actions before popping it out and bringing his hand down to his side instead. He pulled him in closer and gave him a little kiss on the forehead.

"Can I help you?"

[perfectfeelings]

[unclefather]

what;s the point of having animals if you won’t let them on the furniture, you stupid bitch

[ringmaster-jack]

A now very high werewolf stretches out extra long so Jack can belly rub to his hearts content! Fuck yeah, belly rubs! Tail goes WAGGY!

The showman just flops directly into the floof. A comfortable spot to nap.