Ring Toss Idiot

[ringtossidiot]

hpquidditchcaptaintnt​:

“That’s better,” Harry said, watching the idiot closely to make sure he didn’t miss anything as he cleaned him up. He tucked himself back into his pants when he was done, and he gave a snort at the question. “That little dicklet? I don’t think so. Go put your real dick back on.”

He whined softly, and blushed desperately. He moved away for a moment, grabbing his pants and sliding his dildo harness back on too. “Oh god,” he whimpered, deep embarrassment beginning to settle in.

[ringtossidiot]

hpquidditchcaptaintnt​:

Harry laughed at the man’s needy whine. “Nooo what?” he asked. “I won your game, got my prize, and I’m even letting you clean up the mess you caused, despite your tiny dick. You should be grateful.”

“I am grateful! I’m so grateful, Sir!” he gasped, as he slobbered hungrily at the messy dick in front of him. “Maybe...you could get me off?” he asked, hopefully.

[ringtossidiot]

hpquidditchcaptaintnt​:

“Exactly,” Harry said with a grunt. He pumped into the man twice more before he was spilling his seed inside him. He fucked the boy through his orgasm and then pulled out suddenly, a little squelch sounding from the hole. He tugged at the idiot’s arm. “Get over here and clean me up.”

He cried out loudly as Harry came so hard inside him, crying so loudly a passerby might have thought he was the one having an orgasm instead of having his dick ignored. He whined as Harry pulled out of him. “Nooo,” he sobbed at the sudden empty feeling, but he turned as he was tugged on the arm. He didn’t hesitate to lick at the dick that just been inside him.

[ringtossidiot]

hpquidditchcaptaintnt​:

Harry laughed loudly at the way the idiot was degrading himself. “No wonder you wore a dildo to the party,” he said, no longer bothering to keep his voice low. “Have to make people think you have something bigger than this tiny little dicklet. Bet you can’t even see it with one of my fingers wrapped around it.” While he degraded him, he also fucked into him harder, grunting loudly with the effort. He was close, and only a few more thrusts would do it.

His dick was achingly hard at this point, and it was hard to tell if that was because of the dick in his hole, or the humiliation he was suffering. “Who else would wear a dildo harness to a party? Only someone with a tiny dick,” the idiot cried, not caring at all who heard him. “Fuck, fuck,” he cursed as that thick dick split him open.

[ringtossidiot]

friendlikeme-genie​:

Genie grinned back and pulled himself free from the lamp, “What kind of genie would I be to not grant such an intoxicating wish?”

The idiot giggled a little, and didn’t hesitate to pull the genie into a nearby corner. “So bend me over? Take what you want, Genie,” he giggled some more, playfully.

[ringtossidiot]

hpquidditchcaptaintnt​:

Harry gradually worked his way up to fucking hard into the man beneath him. He held onto his shoulder tightly with one hand and wound the other beneath their bodies, wrapping it around the man’s cock. He laughed in the idiot’s ear. “Anything would be bigger than you,” he told him, keeping his voice low to not bring in too much public humiliation in case the guy wasn’t into that… but honestly, he was such a slut, he’d probably be happier if Harry shouted it from the rooftop. “Isn’t that right?”

The idiot whined desperately as Harry whispered into his ear, clearly trying to save him from public humiliation, while still degrading him privately. He whined again, louder, not caring at all about who heard him. Everyone could see him, anyway. “Yes Sir, daddy, Sir, I’m way smaller than everyone, but especially you,” he gasped out, as he ached but still pushed back against the thick cock inside him.

[ringtossidiot]

hpquidditchcaptaintnt​:

“Mm, fuck,” Harry moaned. This idiot was loud and vocal, and he knew they were going to attract all the best kind of attention. “You like that, boy?” he asked loudly. “You like feeling like you’re being split in half my a real dick?” He finally bottomed out inside the other man, and he stayed fully sheathed for a short while to help his body adjust to the intrusion. “Something bigger than that puny dildo you had on your waist?”

The idiot was absolutely gone. He had no idea he was being loud enough to draw a crowd. He nodded so eagerly and quickly. “Fu...fuck, yeah, yeah Sir, I love it, fucking love it,” he cried, as that big dick opened him up in ways he hadn’t felt in too long. He yelled though, as Harry bottomed out inside him, and his dick began to drool against the floor. “B...bigger than the dildo, bigger than me,” he sobbed.

[ringtossidiot]

hpquidditchcaptaintnt​:

Harry watched, pleased, as the idiot scrambled to do just as he’d been told. “That’s it,” he said, getting down on his knees behind the idiot. He worked two fingers into his hole at once, sliding them in and out to work on opening him up. It was more difficult with just saliva as lube, but it would have to do. He then spat into his hand and used that to lube up his cock. After all, he wanted to enjoy this and didn’t want to completely destroy either of them. Before long, he was lined up with the idiot’s hole and he pushed slowly inside him, groaning loudly at how tight he still was.

He let out a loud whine as he felt Harry’s two fingers at his hole at the same time. He’d never been rushed this fast through prep before, and while part of him was scared, he couldn’t deny that he was hard as hell. “Oh my god,” he cried, as he was opened up. He still felt so tight when he felt Harry’s dick at his hole, but he was so ready for it now. “Oh god, Sir, Sir!” he cried loudly, his face against the floor as he tried to push his ass up higher.

[ringtossidiot]

hpquidditchcaptaintnt​:

“That’s a good boy,” Harry praised, seeing just how eager the idiot was to suck his fingers as if they were a dick. Once he was convinced his fingers were slick enough that he wouldn’t completely destroy the man’s ass, he pulled them out and slapped the man’s ass with his other hand. “Hands and knees,” he said. “Get me access to that hole. And make it fast if you don’t want my fingers to dry up first.”

The idiot hummed loudly at the praise, and sucked even harder on the fingers in his mouth. He was so turned on right now, he could barely think straight. He whined as the fingers were taken out of his mouth, but yelped as his ass was slapped. “Fuck, yes Sir, yes Sir,” he mumbled, hurrying to take his pants and dildo harness off, and getting down on all fours, with his bare ass pointed at Harry.

[ringtossidiot]

hpquidditchcaptaintnt​:

Harry laughed at the idiot’s response. “Oh, be careful what you wish for,” he warned him. He held his left hand in front of the man’s face. “Get them nice and wet,” he said. “It’s the only lube you’re getting, so make sure you do a good job.”

If the look on the idiot’s face didn’t give away how turned he was now, the fact that he started using titles did. “Fuck, yes Sir,” he whispered, before hungrily taking those fingers into his mouth and sucking on them for all he was worth, soaking them in his saliva.

[ringtossidiot]

hpquidditchcaptaintnt​:

“Oh, I definitely need a reward for that,” Harry said with a smirk. He stepped right in front of the man, his hands going down to cup his ass. “Come with me,” he said in a low growl, right into the man’s ear. “You get to feel a nice big dick inside you.”

The idiot giggled as his ass was cupped, and happiled followed the other man as he growled into his ear. “Oh yeah? That’s exactly what I was hoping for,” he grinned. “Give it to me hard, magic man?” he teased, his tongue darting out to lick at his lips.

[ringtossidiot]

friendlikeme-genie​:

“They do! Especially when rubbing my lamp ends in wishes. So,” he said taking the man’s hand and placing a delicate kiss atop it, “what wishes may I grant for you?”

He grinned as the genie kissed his hand, and shrugged his shoulders. “I don’t know, man. A handsome guy like you, I could wish for a lot of things. Maybe like, you bending me over?”

[ringtossidiot]

hpquidditchcaptaintnt​:

“Well, I definitely don’t need to wear it,” Harry replied, reaching down to obviously adjust himself inside his Quidditch uniform. “I’ve already got a nice, big one of my own. But, well… that other option doesn’t sound too bad.” He grinned as he took a step back, and he tossed the ring, which landed easily on the dildo. “All right!” he shouted, pumping a fist up into the air. “That’s what I’m talking about!”

“Oh yeah? Glad to hear it,” he grinned. He laughed as Harry managed to get the ring on the dildo so easily, and wiggled his hips playfully. “Good one, dude! Mybae you need a reward.”

[ringtossidiot]

shaken-notxtirred​:

Bond grinned. “Now, if that isn’t the best incentive ever, I don’t know what else it could be” he said, then walked backward, six big steps. He chuckled and shook his head while he did his best to focus on the dildo, making all the right warm up moves with his arm before tossing the first one. Right on target. Same with number two. “Look at that. Halfway to my reward after all.”

The idiot grinned and laughed as Bond managed to get the two hoops right onto the dildo. He giggled a little, before crossing the distance between them and placing a kiss on Bond’s cheek. “Such a big, powerful man!” he chuckled, before moving back to his spot and jiggling the dildo again.

[ringtossidiot]

friendlikeme-genie​:

Genie laugh as he saw the man approach the table. He got up and showed his lamp in the same strategic place, “seems great minds think alike. I’ll toss yours if you rub mine.”

“Oh, I’d love to rub yours!” the idiot laughed too, as he made his big red dildo jiggle around. “I bet everyone loves rubbing yours.”

[ringtossidiot]

mario-itsame​:

Mario’s eyebrows went up underneath his hat when he saw the man’s costume. “Ring toss?” he asked as he approached the man. “You want me to toss a ring onto your… pipe?”

The idiot couldn’t help the laugh that bubbled up when Mario said ‘pipe’, but he nodded. “That’s right! Fill my pipe up!”

[ringtossidiot]

hpquidditchcaptaintnt​:

Harry laughed loudly when he saw the idiot with the ring toss game strapped around his waist. “I’m game,” he said, stepping over to the man. He held out his hand to be given one of the rings. “So… what’s the prize if I manage to do this?”

The idiot laughed too, and wiggled his hips some more. “You tell me, my man. You could try the dildo out in some other, fun places? Or you could wear it?” he said, with a playful wiggle of his eyebrows. “It’s all fun and games!”