biscuits are meant to be buttered

tfw ur lactose intolerant. ♍

[correct-genshin]

Death: Your time has come

Xiao: Hold, I must ask Rex Lapis

Death: That’s not how—

Xiao: He said no

[copperbadge]

watching a Hallmark-type x-mas movie, and the prince of some vaguely European nation was looking for a caterer and asked about "that guy with the hair, and the diners, and the driving" and I've decided that all I want for x-mas is a romcom where the prince hires and then falls in love with the Guy Fieri expy as he does his Guy Fieri best to un-stuffy the prince's royal banquet.

What I like even better is the idea that the prince did not request Hallmark Guy Fieri, but his executive assistant misinterpreted his request and imported Hallmark Guy Fieri, and the Prince was about to be like CAST HIM INTO THE OUTER DARKNESS but then he tried his cooking and was like “Well he’s obnoxious but I guess he can stay, we’ve never had food that good at a royal banquet.” 

THEN you get to have the arc where the Prince slowly figures out that Hallmark Guy Fieri is a specific strain of himbo, where he’s loud and weird and unmannered but also respects everyone and is kind and shares food and promotes on ability rather than on ability to kiss ass. 

A ROYAL COOKOUT CHRISTMAS, coming to a Hallmark Channel near you, it’ll be the Bomb Dot Com. 

(I will defend Guy Fieri until either my dying day or we find out he did something more appalling than opening a bad restaurant. Right now all I see is a bro whose entire job is raising the profile of small independent restaurants and chefs, appreciating a wide variety of ethnic foods and encouraging others to do the same, and performing mass gay weddings, while people make fun of the fact that he’s fat and has frosted tips.)

[copperbadge]

The more I think about this the more I love it. 

“I could never be with him...he’s not trained to represent the state. He has no manners.”

“With all due respect your highness, the people love him.”

“They what now.”

“They think he’s refreshingly honest, and they find him very amusing. He’s spent a lot of time out in the countryside, you know, asking people about the local produce and livestock. He isn’t importing a single thing for the banquet, he’s been buying all his supplies from regional farms. And he has some very intriguing ideas about no-footprint goat farming.”

“....where did he learn about goat farming?”

“I presume he asked some goat farmers. He has also brought an entire gaggle of grandmothers into the palace to teach him our local dishes.” 

“How did they feel about that?”

“He gave them a tour afterward, they seemed to enjoy it.” 

“He gave them a tour of my palace.”

“I can’t say it was historically accurate but it was deeply entertaining.”

“Vizier, did you go on this tour?”

“Well, I couldn’t very well eat all the pasta they made and then not go on the tour, sire.” 

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy

[awildwickedslip]

the fact em forster lost his virginity at the age of 37 and then was too busy having gay sex to write…inspiring

[awildwickedslip]

like he literally said this

[cinematomopographology-smtuffs]

[kyojuuros]

Starting now, things are going to get real flashy! 

[rubydragon16]

                 — ɪ’ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴀꜱʜɪᴇꜱᴛ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ —

ᴜᴢᴜɪ ᴛᴇɴɢᴇɴ ✿ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴘɪʟʟᴀʀ ꜰᴏʀ @ꜱʜɪᴢᴜᴋᴋᴜ ✧ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ᴍᴀʀɪᴀ❢ ♥

[kalofi]

in my mind only kyojuro

[steffanarts]

🍒+❄

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

despite everything…

[kirirua]

my two hobbies are watching naruto and doing rubix cubes

[kirirua]

A little rest after a hard day of training ((:

started making a redraw of kakashi then added the kids because why not

[kirirua]

my favorite boiiiii <333333

[hanavbara]

lantern rite in liyue  🏮 🔸

[hanavbara]

euphoria as anime ✨

[iniro]

super sad to hear that iscribble is closing down TT  i made a lot of cherished memories/ friends there.. not to mention how much it helped me improve my art TT

*pours one out for iscrib*

[iniro]

brings this post back cos iscribble’s reboot site is having a kickstarter !!! they only have a few days left :O hope they reach their funding goal ahh

here’s the link!

[iniro]

meow meow

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

the instagram fitness community loves sidewalk oats