( ☁️ ) ⠀JOSH / SCUD .ᐟ

|| HE / HIM || “ it's just luck, bad luck. ” biggest ripley holden kisser ever shitposting.

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀Welcome to ripleysrump ! ˎˊ˗

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀primarily a yumeship / selfship blog.

re-established : 22 / 1 / 26

⠀I yume / selfship with many characters, though on this blog I will mostly post about Ripley Holden (Blackpool 2004).

⠀ ⠀- With that, I am a void-sharing Ripley yume!

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀↑ void sharing: where a person in a fictional relationship (self-insert) with a character does not want to see other people, known as "doubles," with that same character

⠀ ⠀- I may also post about other f/o's that I have, and I will not take down my posts from when I was BarksdalesBalls, as I still yume with him !

⠀ ⠀ ⠀# INTRODUCTION

⠀hello, my name is josh, but i prefer to use the nickname "scud".

⠀i am a minor, trans (he/him), and I love all things david morrissey , norman reedus , and keanu reeves!

⠀ ⠀my favorite works from each of those actors include : blackpool (2004) / viva blackpool (2006) , daddy issues (2024/2025) , blade 2 , six ways to sunday , my own private idaho , and rivers edge .ᐟ

⠀often, I will post about my yumes / selfships . occasionally I might try some art & post some edits, but no promises.

(more tba)

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LUCKYCHARM

my self ship is canon how are we feeling rn

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i get to meet the huzz tomorrow oh my God

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I am #1 Ripley yume.

I am the Ripley Holden yume.

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Old headshots of Norman Reedus and Keanu Reeves.

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Colonel Brandon in Sense and Sensibility 2008.

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i wish I could get a free bag of chiiiipssssuh (free yumeship art)

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Blackpool | 1.01

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"David Tennant" this, "David Tennant" that. "Carlisle" this, "Carlisle" that where is the love for my goat David Morrissey ? WHERE IS THE LOVE FOR RIPLEY.

almost everytime I search for anything about Blackpool, its all DT. WHERE IS THE LOVE FOR DM?? (yes, I also love DT, i have met DT irl, but like Ripley is such an amazingly written character, and everytime I look this show up, I see shit about Carlisle.)

also, this might get me flamed in the Blackpool 2004 community, but Carlisle x Ripley x Natalie polycule/throuple pisses me off. Yes, someone needs to pop ripleys gay cherry, but like NOT CARLISLE. and I hate when people write Natalie to stay with Ripley because he let her go because he was no longer making her happy, and he recognized that. As much as it hurt him to let go, and it hurt Natalie to accept the idea, they were literally not compatable :,)

Same with Shyanne x Steve, also a bad ship. because while they worked together in the original show, they literally got divorced between BP & VivaBP -- and, making assumptions because it wasn't that far apart, Steve got her PREGNANT , DIVORCED HER, AND LEFT HER WITH HER DAD AGAIN? (also, he is as old as her father & already had a child that was older than shyanne!! that breakup was so necessary!!??)

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a very necessary gifset of keanu reeves on the set of John Wick (2014)

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River Phoenix and Keanu Reeves photographed by Bruce Weber for Interview Magazine, 1991.

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guys.. what happens if I retire as BARKSDALESballs.. and I turn into someone else's..? I love Donnie, I do, and I still self-ship / yumeship with him, but.. I don't feel like I talk about him enough anymore. like, yes, hes still my gorgeous husband, but I have a new main f/o.. Ive HAD a new main f/o, thats why I stopped posting..

will you guys hate me / outcast me if I change to ripleysrump

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lowkey sorry I haven't posted recently,, Ive been kinda out of it & (this hurts to say) but I haven't been thinking about Donnie recently (almost at all, actually) and I've been fixated on another f/o of mine instead (ripley)

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sometimes, I forget how much of a visual trip Gregg Araki movies are 😦.

love these movies tho

bring back my goat handjob tho

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Keanu Reeves as Rupert Marshetta THE PRINCE OF PENNSYLVANIA (1988) | dir. Ron Nyswaner

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me irl btw

(ive been to where this movie was filmed && I'm literally from PA. hes also do relatable imo. I AM THE PRINCE OF PENNSYLVANIA 😛😛)

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'Tis the season for one of my worst vocal stims: the Cincinnati song from Babes in Toyland.

cosplaying toy store Jack from school tomorrow.

no one will get my costume. again.

Jack Fenton, the man you are.

(boy, I wish I cut my hair shorter)