SENTENCE MEME ⟶ WELLINGTON PARANORMAL / 1.03 – 1.04
always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
‘not my kind of music, either.’
‘you never know what you’re gonna get.’
‘could be a dog barking. could be a gangland shooter.’
‘it’s never a gangland shooter.’
‘you’d be surprised how quickly a game of twister can spiral into mindless violence.’
‘we all like fun, but what’s even more fun is quiet fun.’
‘let’s see what we can do to put an end to his purple reign.’
‘what i think you saw is some kind of interdimensional being.’
‘or possibly someone dressed as a cactus.’
‘no one’s lived in that house for forty years.’
‘i think the evidence points to… poltergeists.’
‘i saw a ghost once. that’s what turned my hair white.’
‘it also turned my pubes white. from fear.’
‘he’s talking about a crime. an unsolved crime.’
‘how did she know it was a crime?’
‘it’s about the money. he says not to worry about it.’
‘he says he’s proud of you.’
‘that is weird, actually. he’s still alive.’
‘there’s a couple of times he nearly did die.’
‘he shouldn’t have been a beekeeper, he went into anaphylactic shock.’
‘well he should have chosen a different profession, shouldn’t he?’
‘i’m really happy that your grandpa is still alive, but,’
‘i’m sensing that somebody definitely walked up this drive.’
‘she said not to worry about the money. i don’t know what money, but we don’t have to worry about it.’
‘i’m looking out for these so-called party ghosts.’
‘i’m sensing a really profound presence in this room.’
‘[in creepy ghost voice] it’s time to blow out the candle.’
‘i guess it’s a seventies ghost.’
‘confirmed, i’m a bit scared.’
‘i’m about to arrive at the scary toilet.’
‘if you were sitting on the toilet then you’d be sitting on my head right now because my head is in the toilet.’
‘there seems to be a message appearing on the mirror in what appears to be blood.’
‘sorry, i thought it was gonna be scarier than that.’
‘sometimes it’s a bathroom, and at other times it’s a 1970′s orgy in a hot tub.’
‘the party ended when a series of increasingly horrifying events took place.’
‘a man died when he got tangled up in a crochet blanket.’
‘the seventies crochet blanket ghost…’
‘clearly a case of stocktaking syndrome, isn’t it?’
‘please just stay in the tub.’
‘i must also inform you that you’re all deceased.’
‘often when you’re alive the light won’t pass straight through you like that.’
‘everyone just leave now and make your way to the afterlife.’
‘party ‘til you drop. just not after you drop.’
‘no touching, just look at it.’
‘you said it was trippy 23 times.’
‘the dog– he was wearing jeans.’
‘i used to be a cat lady, but now i’m just… just a lady.’
‘what, like a ghost dog?’
‘have you seen how big dogs get these days?’
‘i can hold the taser if it’s getting heavy.’
‘i was thinking it was kind of lupine, y’know. kinda wolf-like.’
‘what if it was a werewolf?’
‘it’s definitely a werewolf!’
‘we have reason to believe the perpetrator is a werew– a ware… house worker.’
‘all of my ex-girlfriends have had nothing but nice things to say about me.’
‘it’s a full moon tonight. gonna be a lot of crazies.’
‘not another haunted sock, is it?’
‘the last thing i remember i was having a whiskey, and these were jeans.’
‘the point is, sometimes dogs wear jeans.’
‘i’m afraid this one is another haunted sock.’
‘i noticed there was a distinct dog owner smell.’
‘she wasn’t being chased by a werewolf. she is a werewolf.’
‘that’s why a lot of werewolves live here. it’s always cloudy.’
‘restrain the subject; she will become extremely murderous.’
‘don’t just assume because it’s a werewolf that it’s a man.’
‘just, uh. hiding in some bushes.’
‘do werewolves climb trees?’
‘do you think she’ll eat me or the sausage roll?’
‘i’ll sit down when i wanna sit down.’
‘that’s why i had to break up with him, y’know. he’s so changeable.’
‘let’s go fuck the patriarchy uuuuup!’
‘he’s just a guy with a ponytail.’
‘taser situation! taser situation!’
‘it’s not safe in there at the moment, but out here it’s feeling pretty good.’