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It’s become clear since the Masquerade ball that the Hunters who released the spell were not exaggerating in their intentions. The number of people who’ve been effected by the spell released that night is unclear but given the number of deceased thus far it is certain that the number is higher than anyone anticipated. Symptoms first begin resembling that of a cold, from there it escalates to magic becoming erratic before it begins depleting -- it is only then that Mungo’s ask that you come in. As your magic dwindles so does your ability to move for soon paralysis will take place before ultimately death. While St. Mungo’s has no cure they’ve assured The Prophet that they’ve means to make everyone comfortable in their final days.

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snape was seen in St. Mungos looking for Lupin. Thoughts?

“Plenty of thoughts and trust me all of them are scandalous. Just like any relationship between the two of them would be.” ( @undxraviolxtmoon & @maleficmoony )

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Macdonald is hospital and no sign of the boyfriend Black by her side?

“Ah, well, it’s no secret that Black isn’t reliable but one would think getting sober would change things. Regardless, MacDonald knew what she was getting herself into.” ( @marygreermacdonald & @xblackisms ) 

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What's all that tension between Marlene McKinnon and Rabastan Lestrange?

“You might want to call up your mum for a talk of the birds and the bees.” ( @littlemissmckinnon & @rblcstrange )

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I heard Charity Burbage is now a Black.

“Oh now this is an interesting development… Who knew the baby Black could land such a prize? But didn’t Andromeda wind up on her arse for following her heart?” ( @regulcs-black & @xburbagewrites )

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Does Alastor do anything but brood? That man needs a decent lay.

“That man going to waste? That’s a shame. How about this, I’ve made it my mission to find him a date and if I can’t then I’ll have to do the deed myself.” ( @angelixmoody )

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Frank Longbottom never home... I wonder what Alice did to drive out the only man who's ever been willing to put up with her.

“Jane probably wanted to spice things up in bedroom and Tarzan wasn’t buying it.” ( @franklongbottxm & @a-force-of-alice )

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I heard Lucius is sleeping with Bellatrix and that's why they're so upset that Rodolphus is back....

“Please we all know that not even Lucius’ trash can can hold all of her crazy.” ( @lxciusmlfy & @lxstrxnge )

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Am I the only one who wishes Rodolphus Lestrange had stayed dead?

“I imagine no one wishes he’d died more than Ted Tonks.”

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Are the rumors about Remus Lupin true?

“I’ll bite... What rumors could you be referring to?” ( @maleficmoony )

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What do you think of the new Mr. & Mrs. James Potter?

“I think they should have been more careful about flaunting their bliss. Merlin knows that this day it’s considered an invitation for something to go wrong.” ( @jamesthestxg & @lilyinvestigates )

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