be a slut. do whoeveer.

Just me, a lost peanut. I like cats, dogs and Oscar Issac so that's my blog. You can call me big papa.

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[scullymosshart-deactivated20221]

my soul: saved 

[growlandpounce]

One of my favourites

[spooky-holtz]

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

[wetwareproblem]

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

[gynoidgearhead]

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

[needthisbook]

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

[g-jackson]

this literally makes me so happy

[hahrry-deactivated20180201]

me: *goes to pick up the phone*

dua lipa:

[betterthankanyebitch]

Teyana Taylor walks the runway for The Blonds fashion show

[ramdaughter]

@zamaron

[protocol00]

anime girl: *breathes*

her tiddies: 

[velen-z-the-lucario]

mostly untrue *yes I am going to be that guy*

[protocol00]

My dude.

[wellbutrinboy]

do you want lorde to raw you, respectfully

do y'all think before asking me shit

[wellbutrinboy]

lorde if this is you i’m free thursday night and i’m sorry for being rude

[peerieweirdo]

dont bury your gays. plant your gays lovingly into the ground. water and care for your gays. let your gays grow into a beautiful tree and later awaken as strong powerful gay dryads.

[kreuzader]

friends: you literally laugh at everything what the fuck

me: no I don’t

also me: guys this image is so funny

[suckfocialmedia]

[ewwhydidievenhavefollowers-deac]

Tiddies

[katiethekhaleesi-deactivated201]

[selahntro]

[anthropophagiie]

This tiny octopus, whose body measured about five centimeters across, was spotted swimming along at a depth of 825 meters as we explored Whiting Seamount, off Puerto Rico.

[buchipartymoved]

Bonding time with the kids

(also headcanon that the bloodmarchs are super flexible idk why, but hey i drew them like that)

[totalariana]

I feel like Taylor Swift has been suspiciously quiet and that scares me like she could pop up at anytime and give me an album full of her two note range songs that no one asked for and I’ll have to deal with them on the radio for the next three years

[yourbrothershotfriend]

You guys drain me in the comments, you can act like you guys hate her and her music as much as you want. But when that masc dude who fucked you for 3 months leaves you on read and never contacts you again, it’ll be you listening to ‘White Horse’ crying at 2am smh

[mxnrique]

[dorianstormed]

“Does your life really revolve around fictional lesbians?”

[tateratots]

look at them

[elasticitymudflap]

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education