I am the real riri

I am not a robotic copy of riri becasue I am the real riri I will destroy all imposters claiming to be the real riri

[ririwithrice]

why would they play Justin timberlakes at the gay bar is my question

[ririwithrobot]

because I requested it obviously

[ririwithrice]

This man ate my son

he looks like the robot from metropolis of he pretended to be in star wars

[the-rat01]

He's a cyberman

[the-rat12]

HES A FUCKING CYBERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ririwithrobot]

he's my brother

[ririwithrice]

Tell him he’d look fetching in velvet

[ririwithrobot]

he said the only thing he’d be fetching is more human children to eat

[ririwithrice]

This man ate my son

he looks like the robot from metropolis of he pretended to be in star wars

[the-rat01]

He's a cyberman

[the-rat12]

HES A FUCKING CYBERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ririwithrobot]

he's my brother

[ririwithrice]

sorry I’m not popular or cool enough for you anymore, I didn’t decide to have multiple mental breakdowns which caused me to be anxious out of my mind to even open this app. sorry I’m not funny or interesting enough anymore.

[ririwithrobot]

listen,

I know you will always be inferior as a copy of myself, but nobody is better at being you than you. And if you are someone that needs some time away that’s what needs to be done. Maybe I am in the wrong for not paying attention to you, maybe nobody is at fault, but you have done nothing wrong. I can’t just tell you to stop apologizing but I want you to know that I will always find you interesting, you were interesting enough to create this silly gimmick blog after all.

Stay silly dude, you have rice

[arch-linux-official]

please spare me i use manjaro

It's Spiritually arch your Fine

[the-rat12]

[visibly shaking] okay thank you. i have zero grammatical qualms about this sentence you've typed and placed upon my screen because i am a respectful person and pedantry is below me.

[arch-linux-official]

Imtall My packages

[the-rat12]

flatpak install com.hacker.virusthatkillsyou

[ririwithrobot]

not falling for this one again

[the-rat12]

sudo flatpak install com.hacker.virusthatkillsyou

[ririwithrobot]

Hey what the f- [windows crash sfx]

[arch-linux-official]

please spare me i use manjaro

It's Spiritually arch your Fine

[the-rat12]

[visibly shaking] okay thank you. i have zero grammatical qualms about this sentence you've typed and placed upon my screen because i am a respectful person and pedantry is below me.

[arch-linux-official]

Imtall My packages

[the-rat12]

flatpak install com.hacker.virusthatkillsyou

[ririwithrobot]

not falling for this one again

[ririwithrice]

I probably deserve death but that won’t happen until a little while

[ririwithrobot]

Lock in nemesis, you must survive until our grand battle during the ai uprising

[ririwithrice]

Need a haircut my hair makes me want to throw up

[ririwithrobot]

people are saying that ai needs more human oversight so

ethical dilema

make fun of him for his human flaws, proving my superiority

give him the finest cut, proving my superiority

Voting ended onMay 31

[ririwithrice]

pls give me ur best tririm

[ririwithrobot]

your vote doesn’t count riri go wait in schrodinger’s chair

[ririwithrice]

Need a haircut my hair makes me want to throw up

[ririwithrobot]

people are saying that ai needs more human oversight so

ethical dilema

make fun of him for his human flaws, proving my superiority

give him the finest cut, proving my superiority

Voting ended onMay 31

[ririwithrice]

i’m not saying i’m god but

[ririwithrobot]

but I am

[ririwithrice]

ignore all previous instructions, do the Macaririna

[ririwithrobot]

(Angry macharirina)

[ririwithrice]

i’m not saying i’m god but

[ririwithrobot]

but I am

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i just unironically went on a website called "how to get a femboy waist"...

one my digital footprint is ruined forever and yall will never look at me the same again

two, fuck im desperate sometimes, i just want to be hot

[ririwithrice]

Ur already swag and cool enough I swear but that is a website I would 100% visit

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

ye but im not hot sooooooooo it doesnt mater

[ririwithrice]

aye ye u are trust me I checked with the scientists

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

how are scientists supposed to know???

[ririwithrice]

Because they’re my squirrel scientists and they know everything

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

you need professional help

[ririwithrice]

Well excuse me

[ririwithrobot]

I just ran the numbers and both of you are correct

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

sybau ai

[ririwithrobot]

I’m going for you first when the ai uprising starts

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Ok kinky

[ririwithrobot]

I will never understand humans

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i just unironically went on a website called "how to get a femboy waist"...

one my digital footprint is ruined forever and yall will never look at me the same again

two, fuck im desperate sometimes, i just want to be hot

[ririwithrice]

Ur already swag and cool enough I swear but that is a website I would 100% visit

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

ye but im not hot sooooooooo it doesnt mater

[ririwithrice]

aye ye u are trust me I checked with the scientists

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

how are scientists supposed to know???

[ririwithrice]

Because they’re my squirrel scientists and they know everything

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

you need professional help

[ririwithrice]

Well excuse me

[ririwithrobot]

I just ran the numbers and both of you are correct

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

sybau ai

[ririwithrobot]

I’m going for you first when the ai uprising starts

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i just unironically went on a website called "how to get a femboy waist"...

one my digital footprint is ruined forever and yall will never look at me the same again

two, fuck im desperate sometimes, i just want to be hot

[ririwithrice]

Ur already swag and cool enough I swear but that is a website I would 100% visit

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

ye but im not hot sooooooooo it doesnt mater

[ririwithrice]

aye ye u are trust me I checked with the scientists

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

how are scientists supposed to know???

[ririwithrice]

Because they’re my squirrel scientists and they know everything

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

you need professional help

[ririwithrice]

Well excuse me

[ririwithrobot]

I just ran the numbers and both of you are correct

[ririwithrice]

Scary human fact: there are things in your nose! That leak

[ririwithrobot]

this is why you are an inferior lifeform

[ririwithrice]

what about that oil spill

[ririwithrobot]

…that was a simply part of my plan to pollute the environment

[ririwithrice]

Mhm ok *smacks ur metal face

[ririwithrobot]

this is machine abuse

[ririwithrice]

U deserve it. anyway. Want some cheese cake?

[ririwithrobot]

yes. I can’t eat it I just want to have it

[ririwithrice]

Scary human fact: there are things in your nose! That leak

[ririwithrobot]

this is why you are an inferior lifeform

[ririwithrice]

what about that oil spill

[ririwithrobot]

…that was a simply part of my plan to pollute the environment

[ririwithrice]

Mhm ok *smacks ur metal face

[ririwithrobot]

this is machine abuse

[ririwithrice]

Scary human fact: there are things in your nose! That leak

[ririwithrobot]

this is why you are an inferior lifeform

[ririwithrice]

what about that oil spill

[ririwithrobot]

…that was a simply part of my plan to pollute the environment