rat (but old)

idk what to put here

[the-rat01]

My back hurts

[the-rat01]

which mug should i use?

my boring one

my cat themed one

the one with my name on it that i got for my birthday

could you please repeat the question?

Voting ended onMay 4

[the-rat12]

NOOOOOOOOO 1 DESERVES A MUG NOOOOOO!!!!!!! THE INJUSTICE!!! I HATE CAPITALISM

[the-rat01]

It hardly matters now, my french press was stolen so i wont be using any mugs untill i can find a new one

[mildly-cold-grape]

I stole your retirement now you can’t afford a mug or a French press

[the-rat01]

How dare you?! D:

[rainbowgaez]

[bumbis]

li want to star a netflix series! tumblr do your thing

[the-rat12]

0 hope

[the-rat01]

Stop being so mean! many cheeseburgers have had incredibly successful acting careers

[the-rat7]

big white t shirt say "I 🎰 GAMBLING" and wearing a matching hat and holding a matching mug

alright hold on a minute while I set I a gift shop in my casino

[the-rat01]

Knowing how terribly managed your casino is, i wouldnt be suprised if you made more money from the gift shop

[the-rat01]

doot doot :0

How wonderful, the doot doot anon is here

Come in, i'll make you some tea

[the-rat01]

which mug should i use?

my boring one

my cat themed one

the one with my name on it that i got for my birthday

could you please repeat the question?

Voting ended onMay 4

[the-rat12]

NOOOOOOOOO 1 DESERVES A MUG NOOOOOO!!!!!!! THE INJUSTICE!!! I HATE CAPITALISM

[the-rat01]

It hardly matters now, my french press was stolen so i wont be using any mugs untill i can find a new one

[epichermesholymoly]

every single person who reblogs this will get a "doot doot" in their ask box

i'm bored lol

[the-rat01]

A doot doot in my inbox would be delightful

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[beaniesandbells]

What’s doing the killing

[pukicho]

The Killer

[rat-detector-19x]

is The Killer you?

[the-rat12]

and me

[rat-detector-19x]

2 killers

[the-rat12]

there can be three #polyamory

[the-rat01]

I thought the killer is jeff

[doctoramn3sia]

they shoald invent talking to people and 8ecoming friends and talking to your friends, that would 8e pretty cool I think

[the-rat12]

50rry n0 ðat w1ll n3v3r happ3n and y0u are 8u7 a r0ach up0n my 8007. KILL EVERYONE

[the-rat01]

which mug should i use?

my boring one

my cat themed one

the one with my name on it that i got for my birthday

could you please repeat the question?

Voting ended onMay 4

[cloevr]

how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen

[the-rat12]

i too feel like a chef putting chocolate on my treacherous orb

[the-rat01]

What treachery did the orb commit?

[the-rat12]

i have a question for people who draw Noelle Deltarune with hoofed hands. how. how wear ring

[the-rat12]

the oncler isn't even that hot. sure whatever. white boy can play electric guitar. get me a fucking beer

[the-rat01]

I think you've had more than enough to drink for one day

[the-rat12]

i'm literally so dehydrated haha get me a beer you old.fuck

[the-rat01]

Such language! Im not getting you anything if you keep talking to me like that!

[the-rat12]

the oncler isn't even that hot. sure whatever. white boy can play electric guitar. get me a fucking beer

[the-rat01]

I think you've had more than enough to drink for one day

[the-rat13]

Fuck, I forgot to post on both of the Friday the 13th’s

💔

[the-rat01]

It happens to the best of us

[the-rat13]

Thank you for understanding, are you like the old man rat?

[the-rat01]

Indeed, the old one

[the-rat13]

wooow, did you live in the stone age?

[the-rat01]

I used to teach stone sharpening and rope making back in the late stone age

[the-rat13]

Did you invent the wheel?

[the-rat01]

No, but i did know the lass that did, you would've liked her

[the-rat13]

Fuck, I forgot to post on both of the Friday the 13th’s

💔

[the-rat01]

It happens to the best of us

[the-rat13]

Thank you for understanding, are you like the old man rat?

[the-rat01]

Indeed, the old one

[the-rat13]

wooow, did you live in the stone age?

[the-rat01]

I used to teach stone sharpening and rope making back in the late stone age