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You reap the consequences of another's happily ever after.

Just angst, like pure unadulterated angsty dramatic romance.

You are mourning -- mourning the past seventeen years, mourning what others are reaping of their sown.

Light political intrigue, angsty romantic tragedy. Prequel to From Mulberry Fields, the Blue Sea.

There are three emperors -- the waning Shangguan usurper who threw the world in to chaos; the Chunyu boy-emperor whose handler once boasted he could be emperor himself; and the Qilian prince who sought upheaval to prove his father wrong.

Light political intrigue, romantic drama.

Love You, Loathe You | Very WIP COGDemos | Rating: Mature | Status: Hiatus

You wake in an unfamiliar place, with no memories to speak of, and a husband who loves you.

Psychological thriller, potential angsty dark romance, tragedy. Distant prequel to Mirror Flower and From Mulberry Fields, the Blue Sea.

You never knew your father, and when your lady mother passed, you were sent to serve Lord Providence as a Divine Bride, instead of being legitimized to inherit your birthright. On the eve of your 20th birthday, before your final vows to His Divinity, you're summoned by the childless king.

Erotic horror

Your Perfect Devil | COGDemos | Rating: Mature | Status: ???

Short Stories | COGDemos | Rating: Mature

Shorts for my games, may or may not contain lore drops

Games on Hiatus below

Is there any way to play the king of kings old demo?

i have both the old demos, just not sure where i wanna upload them 😔

#i have BOTH if you must know #private itch link? private cgd? idk

What can we say to trigger retch? For gos it feels like he has a ton of weaknesses (bc he’s a LOSER) but for retch idk. Something about Helewyse I guess?

i feel like it's so hard to trigger retch because anything mc can say to make him mad is also a diss to herself 😩😩😩 like point out he's of bastard blood? yeah, well mc is double the bastard. badmouth helewyse? mc is in tears and helewyse's own flesh and blood

#to crown a king #tcak richart #see this is the problem when you're beefing with your sperm donor #your poor mother is catching strays half the time and the other half is self-inflicted disses it's sickening #he makes me sick

Here are the reasons why I think Gos is worse than Retch.

1 . Gos is such a loser about it

2. In my head he has an extremely punchable face

3. Even though he's less related to the Mc it feels grosser because he's been there as almost a father figure to her since she was a child whereas Retch has been absent (except for the dinners I guess) and it feels even more incestous even though it's less

4. He shaved the glorious bush

5. His obsession with hymen is so gross and ughhhhh

6. I was totally blindsided by his grooming idk how but I was and I will never forgive it

They are just as bad as each other but I hate Gos more.

On another note your writing is great and it made me wanna peel my skin off in a good way. tcak is one of the most interesting IFs I've read this year and I've just started another one of your other IFs so I'm looking forward to that.

yeah, can't argue about that, not since he probably is the biggest LOSER i've ever written on here 😔

can neither confirm nor deny, idk what any of these mfs look like anyway

okay fair, but willfully being a deadbeat in front of your kid whose getting shat on by your baby mama's husband is pretty gross too (in a different way)

you think retch will keep the bush?? 😒

they're actually both so not normal about it 😩 like gos wants to be the one to do it, while retch just has a very specific set of scenarios he wants for it. truly a reprehensible pair of coomers

that's usually how grooming goes 😅😅 and tbf up until tcak, it seemed like there were some societal norms my freaks would adhere to. can't say it's common in if to have a coomer groomer as an ro

and i too want to peel my skin off while writing tcak. the psychic damage i take every time i have to sit down and write is just a wee bit worrisome

#to crown a king #tcak goscelin #tcak richart #that's actually why this takes so long there was too much backlogged damage last time #and this time around it's even worse #perhaps it's not conducive to a healthy writing mindset but gd the euphoria i get after a chapter is *chefs kiss*

Don’t ever feel discouraged to post any content for qls! We r starving

since when i have ever let anything stop me from doing anything? 😤😤 (no examples pls 😭)

#the only thing stopping me is the weird overthinking headspace i work myself into #but that's just my cross to bear because i guess there's only so much degeneracy one is allowed to write

I need you to know at first I thought that that list of theories about Retch's fascination with Emmy was actually a series of explanations and all of them were true at once and I was like "wow there are a lot of demons fighting for control here"

that is also a possibility, i never said it couldn't be all of the above 🙂‍↕️

#to crown a king #tcak richart #mf has the entire ars goetia fighting it out for depravity and he's right there biting ankles #would explain his erratic and unwell mental state tbh but i think he's just built different #and by built different i mean actively making horrible moral decisions just to feel something lmao

hi, anon here again and I meant all kinds of inc£st, welp, if that's okay! tw or cw both works for me! Thank you!

i fear that's everything other than mf, fmftbs, and ypd 😭 i'll try to remember when i can, since i'm assuming you've blocked the tcak tag, but i also recommend blocking the semi serious scribbles tag too, since that's where i workshop ideas and grow increasingly unhinged

#i'm so sorry anon but you're in enemy territory here 😭😭😭 nothing is sacred here #it's lawless and unruly and incredibly unhinged

omg the first time i've seen inner empire out in the non-nsfw wild. it's actually so interesting with the world building, the different character backgrounds, the implication of the consequences of your choices!

also obsessed with how despite being a nsfw game, it kinda reads so normal??? like you've got yourself a real found family and all that 🥹

#underrated game for sure it's just so long i rarely play it lol #and no i haven't played the last update i need to do it i wanna see what happens after getting dicked down by that big dude

Does our appearance affect our romantic points with qls? I always choose for my mc to wear light colors and fairy like beauty

nope, just for flavour text. both of the fmftbs guys are too normal to be anything other than completely taken by mc's appearance 🥰

#from mulberry fields the blue sea #if i ever have fashion/beauty stats it's just for flavour #it feels unfair to have romance/favour attached to cosmetic choices #unless it's tcak where it's part of the fucked up-ness of it all

Question! Will we ever get to find out when he began to have feelings for the mc? And will we ever get a chance in the game to have normal intimacy with him? I hope so but considering everything it’s probably unlikely

anon babe idk which trainwreck you're talking about because this could be any of them 😭😭😭

#there's like....3? who don't count for this i swear #goated sgl is very obv always in love with his mc i think it's obvious cyx fell for mc while he was still pure of heart #and obv gyx fell in love at first slap/getting frisky in the garden #and everyone is so freaky and unwell in tcak

How would qls react to a now clingy slightly possessive Mc that’s in with him but it’s kinda complicated(after they communicated and fix some of their issues ofc)

"i guess this is my life now 🤷" he's very indulgent of mc's whims, and easily guilt-tripped into indulging her

#from mulberry fields the blue sea #fmftbs qilian sheng #he's very capybara zen when he;s in the right headspace #qls is indulgently non-reactive while gyx is enthusiastically reactive so pick ur poison ig

im curious what would happen if tcak mc was more outspoken? for example in the scene where the king is talking to her about helewyse, mc thinks to herself she wouldve done something similar. if she said her thoughts out loud to both the king and the duke would that give her more agency, would it make them want to break her more, or would it just get her killed 😭

methinks they both yap and choose to selectively ignore mc when she speaks😒 retch is more likely to get annoyed/provoked by a mouthy mc, while gos would just gloss right over it, provided mc doesn't cross any serious boundaries

#to crown a king #tcak richart #tcak goscelin #emmy is the only who would be affected by this lmao they could've been so cute together

im new here and im kind of lost, im trying to piece together the lore but why was the king so involved with emmys sex life?? did he want him too or was emmy just was the only one around that he could get his nasty claws on??

*putting on my tinfoil hat*

emmy is a possible heir for retch, almost an heir presumptive because he has more broad support for the crown than gos. maybe he just really wants emmy to get his dick wet and continue the line since retch can exert authority over him, or maybe he just wants emmy to remain bitchless 🤨

helewyse has red hair and honey brown eyes. emmy is a redhead with golden brown eyes. curious 🤔

retch is just a freak and menace who gets off to violating other people's boundaries

retch is doing this to fuck with theo and somehow helewyse

retch is using emmy as a proxy to mc/helewyse

there's actually a black mould infestation in belfort castle that's making him crazy

they're putting chemicals in the water and making retch a sexpest

retch is actually just an isekai'd discord mod/minecraft youtuber

#to crown a king #tcak richart #tcak emeric #i personally ascribe to the infestation and chemicals theories if you must know

Sometimes I open up family echo and just admire the mess that is tcak’s family tree. (I made it myself)

On other days I cry trying to make sense of fmftbs family tree

it’s beautiful

it's crazy that i don't have a family tree done for tcak yet, even though i really need it bc i always forget what emmy and mc are to each other 😔

it's a little outdated, but here's the fmftbs family tree

#from mulberry fields the blue sea #fmftbs lore #and the fmftbs one is barely workable as is lmao #there's so much missing from it but it gets the job done for now

cradling emmy in my hands and supporting his wrongs

put a pin in that 😅

#to crown a king #tcak emeric #he doesn't do a lot of wrongs but hoo boy is Wrong when he does them

Hello! dear Arthur ty for blessing us with your writing ✨ I was wondering Can u recommend some juicy IFs stories for us? A lot of the ones I tried looking for doesn’t have smut or the toxic stuff *cries* itch.io or cog

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check out this post, and some other recs to add --

love lock (vn, walter my beloved i'm sorry i out-freaked you)

paper masks (vn, rinmarugames??? is...is that you?? is this what you've been doing after oathbreaker???)

inner empire (twine if, actually really well-written? like i forgot that this was an nsfw game for a bit)

also recommend checking out r/maleyanderes and r/hostedgames for more if recommendations

#submission #i actually do have more non-if recs but i don't wanna expose how degen i am

The demo for to crown a king is broken :( also I wanted to ask if you would consider switching to twine as I’ve seen a lot of IF use it

broken in what way? it might also just be a problem server-side too, and when in doubt, clear cache or play on an incognito tab (i know this was sent a while ago but my advice remains the same)

and absolutely not 😩 do not give me a plethora of options to tinker with because i will never stop messing around, and i already spend an ungodly amount of time scrutinizing my work already, and do not need any more encouragement to do so via rewriting all the code

#unironically i would be more likely to switch to the dying engine of qsp or use renpy instead #i don't even know renpy which is crazy because i have attempted twine before and hated it

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