Best pilot in the galaxy

stargazerisaac

[hungwy]

*grabs your hand* no… WE’RE back on our bullshit

[riskingfailure]

Today I was giving my son a bath when he said. "Daddy, who gives you a bath?"

[riskingfailure]

Parasite was such an amazing movie. I would gladly watch it a hundred more times. 

[peachysuggest]

there are people in this world you haven’t even met yet who are going to love you so much, so please just hold on because the people who are right for you will find you

[riskingfailure]

I suggest if you want to know if someone is single or you're interested in them, you talk to them. It's typically the easiest way to find things out about them.

[riskingfailure]

Here's hoping that my son won't have me wearing high heels again today, I'm not great at walking in them.

[riskingfailure]

I’ll fall in love with everyone who reblogged that thing about someone falling in love with them in 2020

[riskingfailure]

☄️

Come talk to me! I don’t bite!

[pale-asks]

tell me how you feel about me on anon!

🌞 - i really like your blog! 🌙 - you’re really cute!  ✨ - i love seeing you on my dash! ☄️ - we don’t talk, but i wish we did! ❄️ - you’re my best friend! 🌸 - you’re really sweet! 💫 - you’re super talented! ⭐️ - you have a nice aesthetic!  🌹 - i have a crush on you! 💐 - i wish i could take care of you when you’re sad! 💥 - you seem a little bit intimidating! 🔥 - you need to stop being so hard on yourself! 🍂 - i don’t like you very much! 🌈 - i think i really like you… 

[riskingfailure]

My invites are sad and empty, lets fix that. Send me messages at stargazerisaac or like this and I’ll message you first.

[riskingfailure]

“Damn, check out that dog over there”

- Captions by PJ Liguori

[riskingfailure]

Do you all remember that time that Adam sang backup vocals for me and Justin Timberlake in a really deep voice while wearing a cowboy hat.

[riskingfailure]

I too have a crush on @deathstxr-enthusiast

[riskingfailure]

Today is a musical kind of day. Who wants to be serenaded 

[slovvbro-deactivated20130818]

*marries u but only as a friend*

[riskingfailure]

It’s been like... three hours without my kids and I already miss them.

[riskingfailure]

Tumblr finally let me follow the rest of you.