[Queen of the Seven Seas]

Risky Boots, affiliated with Citta

[riskybooty-blog]

“Taking off your shirt?”

“Big deal! I walk around with a shirt on a regular basis!”

[mellifluencex]

What Are Thooooose

@riskybooty

Approaching something of a stir-craziness, Nami has positively lept at the opportunity to run an errand. Enthusiasm which may have perhaps confused the Oni, but was nonetheless happy to see. Or maybe it was just seeing her happy. One thing had led to another, and now she was drifting along her cascade of water on the sidewalk, until;

“Oh my gosh!!”

Raising her hands to her face in surprise, she was distracted enough not to notice she had dropped both bags.

“You are, aren’t you! I know it! Gasp! Is that a skull?- Oh no!”

Dark eyes glanced down at the bags, one she could tell was leaking even before the strong scent touched her nose.

“That was Hozu’s saké…” 

[riskybooty-blog]

   Risky didn’t like mermaids. To be entirely fair, nobody from Sequin Land liked mermaids -- they were annoying, cruel, and violent. Basically, everything that Risky was; and Risky wasn’t about to give up her title of most annoying, cruel, and violent anytime soon! Therefore, seeing one across the street, calling her over and staring at her with those big ol’ eyes, automatically made her cringe.

   Even so, seeing her drop her stuff was kind of funny.

   “What’s wrong, your fins feeling a bit slippery?” The pirate’s jeering voice rang out as her face twisted into a mean-spirited smile. Puffing out her own chest proudly at the mention of her outfit, she put her hands on her hips, a single eyebrow cocked.

   “Ain’t never seen a mermaid go shopping before. Some terrifying monster you are!”

[vxidpearl-a-blog]

Oh no she didn’t. She just stole Ivris’ cake. No one stole her cake and lived to tell the tale. And the pirate woman just called her a child again. She let out a shout akin  to a battle cry and leapt on Risky’s back. She was more athletic then she’d like to let on.

“That cake is mine you zombie-skinned pirate wannabe!” She was slapping at Risky’s head, trying to get her to stop moving. “And I’m nineteen years old! Quit calling me a child when I’m certain my I.Q. is higher than yours…!”

[riskybooty-blog]

   “Zombie-skinned?! A-and, wannabe?! I’m gonna make you eat those words, bilge rat!” Just like Risky was going to eat this delicious-looking cake! That’s right, she was going to eat it if it was the last thing she did; this kid was really pushing her, quite literally!

   “Ugh, stop hitting me, you clingy little beastie! I’ll have you know I’m the smartest person around -- and what the heck is an I.Q.?!” By this point, the words coming out of Risky’s mouth were complete nonsense, as she ran in a panic, cake wobbling in her hands. This...wasn’t going to end up good, was it? 

[vxidpearl-a-blog]

She blankly stared at the other woman. Was she being robbed? She was, wasn’t she. All she had wanted was a treat, meaning she bought a strawberry shortcake to enjoy at home to last about a week or so.

Either way, this was her cake. And she didn’t enjoy being called a kid.

“No thanks! I bought it myself and I plan to enjoy it!” She said with a grin before walking on.

[riskybooty-blog]

   Wh-what in the world was this?! Was this kid just gonna up and ignore Risky Boots herself?! The greatest pirate to ever lay waste to Sequin Land, the Queen of the Seven Seas, the meanest mariner known to man?!

   She wasn’t gonna allow it. Not now, not in a million years! And so, in an as unrefined and undignified way as possible, Risky ran up to the girl and snatched the cake straight of her hands, grinning before turning to make a run for it.

   “Ha-ha! This cake has been claimed by Captain Boots, kiddo! Try and enjoy it now!”

[truemansamejima]

@Riskybooty: Samejima and The Pirate Crew

[truemansamejima]

It was such a strong explosion that the ship was sent several kilometers away from the coast, all the way into the open sea. Don’t worry, nobody died, they only sustained property damage at the port. This is a gag series, so you only get serious death when the author decides to pull a dramatic turn.

“Hahaha, we make a pretty good team, Cap'n Risky!” Samejima saluted his new captain. I know, saying new captain gives the impression that he had previous experiences as a pirate. …Maybe he had?

“Name’s Samejima, pleasure to meet-” All of a sudden, the cheery background music was interrupted at the sound of a scratched vinyl disc.

“…WHAT DO YOU MEAN I’M BORING?! I’m a comedy character, I’m supposed to be entertaining and catchy to the audience! I won’t tolerate this level of difaming without some hella good explanation!!

[riskybooty-blog]

   “Listen, Sammy Jammy, there isn’t a single flashy thing about you, other than that hair.” Grinning wickedly and leaning forward, Risky poked her new compatriot in the chest. She’d been in plenty of situations like this -- no matter where she was, she could adapt. 

   Moving past him, she swung open the door to the hold -- every ship worth its salt had a hold, and if it was a pirate ship, well, then, it had to contain at least one of two very important things: treasure or grog! Even so, the Pirate Queen turned around, raising a brow.

   “I bet you haven’t even considered wearing a top made out of your enemy’s skull, right? How about a neat hat to let your position known to the world? This is why you landlubbers are always so dull! You can’t let yourselves shine properly!” Ah, jackpot! Reaching into the hold, Risky pulled out a barrel, before tossing Sama-whatever a wooden cup.

   “Well, whatever! You fight well, that’s what matters! Let’s break open the grog, Sammyjams!”

[riskybooty-blog]

   Tossing an emptied wallet into the street behind her, the pirate sighed, all while pushing a wad of cash into the unexplorable space in her top. Despite her most recent victory in her spree of petty crime, Risky didn’t seem satisfied -- not in the least.

   “Doesn’t this place have anything decent to steal?! I’m getting bored with this absence of magic lamps or very important works of art!”

[meltvirus-deactivated20170528]

♚► Nestled in one of Hive City’s many bars was a woman wearing a rather revealing black dress. Erza Scarlet, drinking her fill. As company pulled up a bar seat beside her, she turned to give them a glance.

“Nice night for a drink, isn’t it?”

[riskybooty-blog]

   “Every night is a nice night for a drink.”

   There were plenty of barstools, but Risky actively made the choice to sit next to this woman. It was her dress, beyond anything -- she had the image of a woman who’d have no...ah, objections to the pirate nicking her stuff and leaving very, very quickly.

   “Someone’s looking fancy tonight -- you celebrating or something?”

[psihomerun-blog]

“Yeah, right?” He smiles at having apparently defused the situation, nodding and grabbing a second juice from the bag for himself. “C’mon, let’s sit down. Think there’s a park round th’ corner. Y’ probably have some questions ‘bout this place Ninten can answer.”

He continues on without waiting for more than a moment, frowning slightly. “Guess Ninten was rude, sorry. ‘ve seen some real bad people here who just wanna hurt people fer no reason, ‘n didn’t wanna see another. Kinda gets t’ you, y’know?” His characteristic smile returns.

“But someone who likes orange juice can’t be that bad, huh?”

[riskybooty-blog]

   Despite the fact that she still didn’t exactly like this kid’s attitude, Risky couldn’t say very much. Or, rather, she could, but she decided against it. Mainly because she was currently in the process of drinking some rather delicious orange juice. Seriously, this stuff had absolutely no business being this good. A drink that was fruity and cold? Who would’ve guessed such things were possible?!

   So, rather begrudgingly, she followed along. If this kid was gonna be offering free drinks and some answers, well, Risky might as well act a little nice. She was capable of it, despite popular belief!

   “Sure, hurting people for no reason at all is pretty trashy -- I mean, when I hurt people, it’s for treasure! You sure seem level-headed for someone who talks so funny -- are you supposed to be this ‘Ninten?’ Speaking in third-person is kinda confusing, bucko.”

[truemansamejima]

@Riskybooty: Samejima and The Pirate Crew

[truemansamejima]

Ooooh, look at that! Is that pirate chick fighting against her own crew? No, wait, she isn’t a member of them. Her uniform is completely different style wise! Pirates are like biker gang members, always making a point of marking their affiliation the most obvious way possible.

“Sure, dude! Lemme just finish this guy-” He punches a crew member who was coming to him with a cutlass, making them fall on the floor. “And I’ll be there!”

The following second, Samejima was already helping Risky to load the cannons with bullets. Lots and lots of heavy bullets. “There, man, you can fire them already!”

[riskybooty-blog]

   “I’m Risky, Captain Risky! Don’t call me dude!” Despite the disdained shout, the woman didn’t seem too put off, and kicked the cannon forward with a big-toothed grin. Lighting a match with the heel of her boot, she lit the fuse on the cannon and pointed it down at the intruding seamen. 

   “Sorry, amateurs! I’m seizing this here vessel, so I hope you don’t mind a flashy exit in the meanwhile!”

   With those words, and the sound of a cannon letting loose all of its ammunition at once, the pirates were sunk -- so to speak, at least. That was one heck of an explosion, too; it made the ship itself rock, and that just made Risky let out a great whooping laugh, cackling at the demise of her newly-identified foes.

   Turning to her makeshift crewmate, the pirate put a hand on her hip.

   “You look pretty boring, but at least you can put up a fight. Got a name, kiddo?”

[riskybooty-blog]

ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ﾉ

ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ﾉ :How does your muse run?

   Very, very fast. Risky isn’t the queen of what she does for nothing -- despite her minute appearance, she’s actually incredibly fast and strong, her agility far above the par of an average human’s. She can easily keep up with someone with genie blood, at times even surpassing them. Her form is perfect, and that’s something which allows her to get away with quick robberies easily, as nobody would expect a simple thief to be that quick or powerful in her movements.

[riskybooty-blog]

（　´_ゝ`） Who or what is your muse most indifferent about? // ♪┏(・o･)┛♪ Can your muse dance well?

（　´_ゝ`） Who or what is your muse most indifferent about?

   Let’s be honest for a moment here; Risky isn’t the most in-touch person when it comes to the world of things happening. If there’s no treasure or hero-foiling going on, or her crew/stuff isn’t being threatened, she cares about very little other than figuring out what her next big hoist is going to be. And yes, that’s “hoist,” not “heist,” as in “hoist my booty through the roof!”

♪┏(・o･)┛♪ Can your muse dance well?

   Heck yeah she can. Way better than that try-hard Shantae, too! Who, isn’t, a professional belly dancer, unlike Risky, or anything. Shut up.

[roleplaymmemes]

Send me “talk about us” and my muse will tell your muse...

What they define their relationship with your muse as:

Something they like about your muse:

Something they dislike about your muse:

Their first impression of your muse:

Their impression of your muse now:

How they feel about your muse:

Something they are hiding from your muse:

Something they wish they could to tell your muse:

[riskybooty-blog]

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ, ('A`)

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ :What irritates your muse the most?

   Girl scouts, boy scouts, and everyone in between, and nobody more than that well-meaning half-genie, Shantae. There are few things that outwardly annoy Risky more than a person who means well in everything they do, seeking to be kind and generous at the expense of their own time and wealth. In her eyes, that’s nothing more than a waste -- in this world, if you don’t exploit others, then you’re just being exploited yourself.

('A`) :What does your muse do when they're alone?

   Despite being a ‘lone wolf’ of sorts, Risky is actually very rarely alone. When she’s not actively looting and pillaging, she’s surrounded by her crew of tinkerbats, who she just loves ordering around to do all of her dirty work. It’s okay, by the way, they don’t mind. While she’s alone, she likes to daydream about her next conquest, or about beating up Shantae, or maybe she’s counting her treasure. She really does like gloating over her victories, even when there’s nobody really to gloat to.

[riskybooty-blog]

（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ）

（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ） : How often does your muse drink?

   Who do you think you’re looking at here?! Risky Boots is a purebred pirate queen, through and through. If she’s not gonna be going on a voyage with a healthy (read: very unhealthy) helping of grog, how could she even stand to call herself such a thing in front of others?

   If you can’t hold your liquor, you might as well sink!

[riskybooty-blog]

Send me a face for a headcanon about my muse!

(`･ω･´) : What does your muse completely gush over?

＿|￣|○ : What situation would your muse give up in?

(｀-´)> : Who does your muse honor the most?

(´；ω；`): What brings your muse into a state of

depression?

ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ : What calms your muse down?

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ : What irritates your muse the most?

(＃ﾟДﾟ) : What does your muse do if they're angry?

（ ´Д｀） : Is your muse loud in bed?

（　ﾟДﾟ） : What does your muse do when surprised?

┐('～`；)┌ : When your muse can't answer something, what

do they do?

（´∀｀） : What could your muse care less about?

（　´_ゝ`） : Who or what is your muse most indifferent

about?

Σ(゜д゜;) : Is your muse easily scared?

( ﾟヮﾟ) : When is your muse happiest?

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! : What does your muse do when

very excited?

⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ : Does your muse like to cuddle?

(　´Д｀)ﾉ(´･ω･`)　ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ: Does your muse pat others on the

head? If not, do they get pat on their head?

(((( ；ﾟДﾟ))): What is your muse terrified of?

Σ(ﾟДﾟ): What would your muse be most shocked to obtain?

( ﾟдﾟ): What amazes your muse?

(´ー`)y-~~ : Does your muse do any drugs? Smoke?

（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ） : How often does your muse drink?

ヽ(´ー`)人(´∇｀)人(`Д´)ノ: How friendly is your muse around new people?

('A`) : What does your muse do when they're alone?

（´-`）.｡oO( ... ) : What does your muse think about a lot?

(ﾟДﾟ;≡;ﾟДﾟ): Is your muse impatient?

( ´д)ﾋｿ(´Д｀)ﾋｿ(Д｀ ): Does your muse enjoy gossiping?

（･∀･)つ⑩ : Does your muse enjoy saving or spending money? Or are they indifferent?

(ﾟдﾟ): When your muse didn't expect something, what do they do?

(ﾟ⊿ﾟ) : Is your muse in denial a lot?

（・∀・） : Does your muse like to tease people?

（・Ａ・） : What does your muse consider to be bad?

(ﾟ∀ﾟ) : If your muse was a drug, what kind would they be?

（ つ Д ｀） : When your muse is sad, what do they do?

♪┏(・o･)┛♪ : Can your muse dance well?

d(*⌒▽⌒*)b : What makes your muse the happiest they could ever be?

(╬ ಠ益ಠ): What infuriates your muse to the point they may kill whatever it is?

(≧ロ≦): Is your muse a screamer in bed?

(ΘεΘ;): How much of a tsundere is your muse?

（‐＾▽＾‐）: What does your muse's laugh sound like?

┌(；`～,)┐ : What discombobulates your muse?

ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ﾉ : How does your muse run?

ヽ(´▽`)/ : What does your muse look like when happy?

ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ : Is your muse violent when angry?

[arosu-sama]

Send me ‘I want the K’ in the inbox and I’ll generate a number

[bloodthirstygodarchive-deactiva]

arosu-sama:

Version 2! Original post is unavailable, sorry about that!

Me and input-command have collaborated and decided to make the meme bigger, more fun and crazy. We think we made it more complete and random than it was before. Happy drawing or whatever you’ll do with it! :D

Use https://www.random.org/ to generate a number!

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Back Kiss

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: ULTRA Forceful Kiss

21: Kiss in the Rain

22: Butt Kiss

23: Uppercut “Kiss”

24: Disgusted Kiss

25: Nose kiss lvl 2 - grab it with your mouth

26: Pocky/Spaghetti Kiss

27: Sub Sandwich Kiss

28: Hair Kiss

29: Ear Kiss

30: Accidental Kiss

31: RAGE Kiss

32: Wedding Kiss (let the ship sail)

33: Awkward Kiss

34: Inexperienced Kiss

35: Death Kiss

36: Kiss with explosions in the background

37: Anime Kiss

38: Greeting Kisses

39: Animal kiss

40: A Lot Of Kisses

41: Naughty Kiss

42: Potato Kiss

43: Kiss on the tongue

44: Then there’s tongue

[nobodymusteverknow]

I dare you to make my muse happy.

[goodliest-deactivated20240814]

The “break my muse” stuff gets old. Make them smile and mean it.