[image: You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him - drawing: woods, hint of a bear trap and cabin, and of course, the head of the horrible goose]
i realized something very important about the syllables in “shia lebeouf” and “horrible goose”
He’s following you
About thirty feet back
Suddenly he drops down into a sprint
HE’S GAINING ON YOU!
HONKING IN HIS WRATH, IT’S HORRIBLE GOOSE!!! DESTRUCTION IN HIS PATH, IT’S HORRIBLE GOOSE!!! FLAPPING WINGS OF FURYYYY!!! NOBODY IS SAFE FROM HORRIBLE GOOSE!!!
RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE FROM HORRIBLE GOOSE
HE’S BRANDISHING A KNIFE!
ITS HORRIBLE GOOSE
LURKING IN YOUR VILLAGE
VIDEO GAME PROTAGONIST HORRIBLE GOOSE!
You’ve finally defeated horrible goose…..
WAIT! HE’S ALIVE! GANDER SURPRISE!
COMING FOR YOUR KEYS AND LOCKING YOU INSIDE!
@lotors-saltwife you need to see this
