Tra la la.

I am the Riverwoman. Or perhaps the Riverman? Tra la la.

[riverpersonunofficial]

deltarune tomorrow

[riverpersonunofficial]

Tra la la... the water is very wet today. That's good luck.

[riverpersonunofficial]

Tra la la... happy 8 years.

Of what? Well, that's not important...

[riverpersonunofficial]

Tra la la... be careful in the dark.

[riverpersonunofficial]

river. am i a good person

Tra la la... who am I to say? Morality is relative...

[riverpersonunofficial]

Tra la la. Beware the man who lives in static.

[riverpersonunofficial]

... The only person I know of who has spoken in red recently is that sans goner. That or its some new underfell timeline that popped up recently.

Tra la la...

[riverpersonunofficial]

Wha, whos the man who speaks in red???

i hear he did not always speak in red... tra la la...

[riverpersonunofficial]

Tra la la... beware the man who speaks in red.

[riverpersonunofficial]

What's a game you can play with a dog? Asking for a friend...

[riverpersonunofficial]

.... Someone get the science people were arguing about if water is wet again.

Tra la la. The water is wet today. Yesterday it was dry. Such is the way of water...

[riverpersonunofficial]

Tra la la. Eat a mushroom every day.

[riverpersonunofficial]

Tra la la. The water is very dry today.

[riverpersonunofficial]

Tra la la... beware the world shrouded in dark. I hear it gets chilly...

[riverpersonunofficial]

riverperson why does your boat have a dog head

Tra la la. Hum hum hum. Tri li li. Why don't you sing with me?

[riverpersonunofficial]

tell us all your darkest secrets and traumas

Tra la la... the secrets I keep are not mine to tell.

[riverpersonunofficial]

riverperson! what can you say about the gaster of your universe in particular

Tra la la... it is impolite to talk behind one's back.