How dead can you be

Indie Hades Roleplay Blog Disney-Verse Mainly Semi-Selective but open to: Canon and OC characters

[xmarksthescott]

"I’m good. I usually warn the kids against talking to the God of the Underworld so"

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

"Oh so you know me?"

"Nice to meetcha, I'm Hades introductions and what not.Lets cut to the chase kid. So word on the grapevine is that somebody has mommy issues."

[skysawakearchive-blog]

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"That’s just crazy talk… is there… I mean, how do you know? I know you said you can sense it but— how? I don’t believe you.”

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

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"Does the grey skin and blue flames not make it obvious? I stand out more then a pimple at a prom. Look sweetie, I'm Hades, Lord of the Underworld, nice to meetcha. My prerogative is all dead , dying, and soulful. Do I need to show you more?"

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

skysawake

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"You have a wish. I can sense it y'know? Something is running through your pretty little head. Making your eyes all big. So what do you need? Dead boyfriend? Dead mom?"

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

"Seems like you have alot on your shoulders. Want an ear?"

[mxrciful]

            “You gods?      I rarely blame the gods for anything                   if it is good.                                                             This is just slaughter.      My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,        Commander of the Northern armies,     General of the Felix Legions.”

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

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"Yes, gods. Y'know. Great giant beings in the skies who like to sleep with every human and animal who moves. Lucky for me I'm from down undah. Lookee here corn husk. You call it slaughter I call it a viewing event. You're the one holding the sword and driving the chariot not me."

"What with all these so-called heroes ending with us. Matter of the fact is, at the end of the day. You're dying alone. No matter how lucky your name maybe. At the end. You're mine. Those slaughtered and those that die from illness and age. "

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

mxrciful started following you

"Oh my. Look at this hunk of a man. Off fighting in some war you're blaming us gods for? So got a name or is it like Ajax or Honda?"

[cursedmaleficent-deactivated201]

Not Interested (Open Starter; Zombie AU)

"Look I saved your ass, if I hadn’t done anything those walkers would have gotten to you." Maleficent rolled her eyes, slightly groaning in pain. “Why don’t you hit the road now? I’m not looking forward to starting any group with you. I don’t want to save your ass every time you get yourself stuck.” 

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

"Look baby doll, you saved me on your own accord. Could have left me to the hyenas. Thing is you didn't. Means only one thing. You're interested in a hot piece of me. Hell even these walkers can't handle not having me."

"So stop with the games. We both know you alone and me alone just means easier playthings for these deadheads. Now stop playing like your the lonewolf and enjoy each other's company. You found me. It's kismet."

"yes?"

[alicemadnessandmemories]

Alice snickers, “Wow does he ever shut up?”

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

"Gods."

"Wednesday Addams has a sense of humor. Well golly gee willicker."

[meg-the-sassy-disney-girl]

"Stop it!  Just tell me what you want and go away."

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

"Testy testy Meg. I think you got this all confused. You don't tell me what to do. I. Tell. You. What.To. Do. Capish? You understand right? Your soul along with your will is mine. To do as I want. Somethin' called a contract. Bad choice if I say it myself."

[meg-the-sassy-disney-girl]

"Ugh, what do you want Hades?”

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

"Oh hush now sweetie. I just want to see how you and uh..Adonis was it was faring. I just happened to see him with a nice piece of baklava in Athens. He was all up in her Athens if you know what I meant."

[alicemadnessandmemories]

"Insolent wench, why I’m hurt. But I must admit, i love what you’ve done with the place. Its very ominous and dark, it suits you. All you need now is some creepy old guy rowing a black canoe."

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

"Better hurt and get over it then wallow in lies I always say."

"Do you really now? Good, and speaking of which." Hades snapped his fingers together and in a whisp of smoke he appeared.

"....."

"Quite a talker isn't he? Give him a golden drachma and all he'll do is yap yap yap yap. Yeesh Charon."

"......."

"See? Bluh blah."

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

meg-the-sassy-disney-girl started following you

"Megpie! How's my favorite love-struck gal."

[alicemadnessandmemories]

Alice smirked, “Let me get this straight, you, the lord of the dead brought me down here because your bored? Why I’m flattered,” she said in a sarcastic tone. 

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

"Just be glad i haven't offered you food you insolent wench. Most would be glad to be a guest of mine. Look at all the decor I did. Black and rocky. Beautiful ain't it? Comes with its own fog."

[sixba-archive]

As the god spoke to him, Simba lowered his haunches to the ground to sit down. “Oh yeah, those things. The giant metal rhinos. I’ve seen ‘em.” Under normal circumstances he’d be a lot more excited but ever since the subject of his father was brought up he’d gotten a tad depressed, but he’d try to at least seem a bit more happy for the other’s sake. “So what’s your job supposed to be anyway?” 

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

"Giant metal rhinos. Heh how cute." He couldn't help but slightly chuckle at the phrasing. Gods these animals were weird. "Who me?"

"I'm the lord of the dead. I'm who decides how your soul ends up. From the Asphodel Meadow to the Fields of Punishment. If you're good maaybe Elysium. All who died begins and ends with me and my demons. It's a ghastly job but eh. I drew the short end of the stick. "

[alicemadnessandmemories]

Alice couldn’t help but giggle, “I do have to admit, I kinda agree with you, he has wayyyy to many kids with mortal women…” Alice smirked, “Anyway so what brings the lord of the dead up here?”

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

"He shames me, he really does. Yet here I am with only two kids to my name. Gods pbbfftt. Piss me off." He began to roll his eyes only to stop and smirk at her question.

"Why I'm here? Easy enough. I'm bored. Sometimes the dreary of the underworld is nauseating. All the moaning and groaning and where am I why am I dead. "

[alicemadnessandmemories]

Alice stared at him, “You mean Hades as in Zeus’s brother Hades?” Alice mockingly curtsied, “Well, well what did I do to deserve the honour of your presence my lord,” she said in a sarcastic tone.

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

He rubbed the center of his forehead and let out a small sigh. Tinges of red and orange appeared in the blue of his flames. "Yes. He's my brother...Don't really like the guy though.Obnoxious and loud and urgh have you seen his thirst for woman? It knows no bound!"

[sixba-archive]

"Y…you saw my Dad?" Within an instant all the memories of the stampede came back to the young cub like a flood washing over the plains of Africa. Something that he didn’t want to remember, not now, not ever if he could help it. "…That doesn’t make any sense though. I don’t even know what a car is." 

[riverstyxandbrimstone]

"Everybody that croaks, I know of. Kiiiinda comes with the job description. Shitty job yeah but oh well." He smirked at the expression of the cub. The feeling of woe and guilt was delightful to Hades.

"A car is you know a hunka metal with wheels. Goes vroom vroom beep beep. You might seem em sometimes. Folks taking pictures."

"Oh lookee there Greg at the zebras and lion like that movie." He laughed. "I'm sure you've seen em."