[harryvoices-blog]

[coopersht]

“so after seventeen years, i was finally forced to see the notebook, and not gonna lie, i wasn’t impressed?  very cheesy, very cliche, very predictable. wasn’t a fan. but not gonna lie, i did cry, so it got me there.”

[riverwyd]

“i’m finding it kinda hard to believe that you haven’t watched the notebook ‘til now -- who finally got you to crack? i agree with all those statements, but you lost me when you admitted to crying. how can you cry and not be a fan, what the fuck?”

[lmaokailani-blog]

“she’s thirteen - she’s a baby. why are kids so mean in middle school? he said something about her weight, i think. i’m going to find out who he is and beat the living crap outta him.”

[riverwyd]

“fuck, she is really young. the fact that he was making fun of her weight makes it all that much worse, who fucking asked for the bullshit opinion? i’d offer to help you out but i don’t doubt that you can beat the shit out of him, so good luck finding him.”

[scmeed]

“please, we have no secrets. she knows.”

[riverwyd]

“and asia’s alright with that? weird, that must be why you guys are official, or whatever.”

[wnq-writers]

I crave affection; and run from it.

A.M  (via wordsnquotes)

[lmaokailani-blog]

“i don’t know – all i know is that ani has been in her room crying for hours. i couldn’t understand her through all the tears when she said his name.” 

[riverwyd]

“wait, how old’s your sister again? that sounds fucking brutal -- i’d beat him up too, and maybe get someone to help, no better way for the kid to learn his lesson.”

[izzyfck-blog]

“I found this little fella running wild last night, and he looked pretty lost, so I brought him home with me. I’d love to give him back to whoever owns him, but he doesn’t have any tags. He’s not yours, is he? He’s super sweet. If only I was still allowed to bring strays in.”

[riverwyd]

“Nice dog. You know, that’s what the lost dog posters are usually for? If he has no tags, the owners were probably trying to lose him on purpose, if you know what I mean. It’s not mine, no -- just take him home anyway, if he doesn’t have diseases or something.”

[ughwinnie-blog]

“it wasn’t deceiving but the video was still something that shouldn’t have been on the internet. i think i’m going to do that –- john cena vine compilation is my most searched thing on youtube, probably. you sure? i mean, it’s truly something and i was looking at the comments and people actually found it funny and i don’t understand how.”

[riverwyd]

“that’s true -- it’s pretty fucked up when people post this kinda stuff, even when it’s to ‘share awareness’ or whatever. what’s with the john cena obsession? that meme is so fucking overrated, it’s not even funny anymore. i’m positive -- wait, people found that stuff funny? that’s fucked up.”

[sonderhq]

i slept for a good sixteen hours last night, ‘s nice to sleep in your own bed after a good week of uncomfortable hospital chairs - not gonna’ lie. plus puppy seemed to have missed me alright, she didn’t leave mine or asher’s side all day. it’s nice to be back home.

[riverwyd]

hospital chairs can really fuck you up, and you never really know how grateful you should be for a bed ‘til you sleep on one of those plastic seats. so, you’re all good now? that’s good, really good actually -- belmont’s glad to have you back.

[lmaokailani-blog]

“i swear to god, i’m going to beat the shit out of this punk who’s messing with my baby sister, ani.”

[riverwyd]

“who’s this ‘punk’ and why haven’t you clocked them one yet if they’re really fucking around with her that bad?”

[eroticaremix1]

[ughwinnie-blog]

“tell me about it. also, it wasn’t called that –- it was called, ‘watch until the end. you won’t expect this,’ and i’m just like –- okay, cool, i’m totally not expecting john cena. but hey, you should watch it, share the trauma around.”

[riverwyd]

“well, at least the title itself wasn’t deceiving? you should watch a bunch of john cena edits to make up for the trauma of the dead chicken, maybe that’ll help. share the trauma? nah, i’ll pass -- my virgin eyes have seen enough for one day.”

[scmeed]

“for one it’s not star wars and another thing, i save my prose for my special girl, not just one who might be around for a night.”

[riverwyd]

“so, star trek then? the sims, maybe? that’s good to hear, maybe this special girl will love to hear about all the nudes you’ve been receiving. good luck.”

[ughwinnie-blog]

“so, i was watching this video of like, a chicken crossing a road –- and for a moment i thought it was gonna be like, one of those john cena edits… or like, a thug life thing but it wasn’t –- all that happened was the chicken getting hit by a car and i feel so… victimised. why would someone post that?”

[riverwyd]

“now that’s one statement i never expected to hear. why would you assume a video called ‘chicken crosses road’ would involve john cena? anyway, not the point. that sounds disgusting, please don’t show it to me -- let’s just report it and move on, yeah?”

[whtgabi-blog]

of course i do, river! you know how much you mean to me. and you can’t scare me away, you’re stuck with me. i’m sorry, okay? i’m sorry. we’ll figure it out, all of it. we will. i know we will. we always do.

[riverwyd]

well, now you know how much mean to me too, i guess. you know, being ‘stuck’ with you sounds a little more appealing than it should. i’m sorry too, but you’re right. everything will work itself out, because it’s us -- i wouldn’t change a thing.

[scmeed]

“what am i supposed to text back, ‘haha then what?’? that’ll just feed the stereotype. well, some of the girls like it.”

[riverwyd]

“no, you tell them they’ve got the body of a goddess and if they gave you a night you’d spend every minute worshiping it, or some shit. you definitely don’t speak in star wars, that’s the weirdest thing i’ve ever heard.”

[whtgabi-blog]

you don’t want too now because i said something - or didn’t say something. i’m sorry, i’m not trying to shut you out. river, of course i wanna be apart of your plan, but i just don’t want you to end up hating me or something because i’m the reason you didn’t go to italy, or out of state for college. 

[riverwyd]

that’s not true, i’ve been giving up on that idea for a while now. i’m sorry that sounded so bad but sometimes i wonder if you even want me to be part of your plan, and i’m afraid i’ll say something that’s gonna scare you off, and i don’t want that. i’m rambling now and maybe it’s too much to hear and i get that, but italy’s always gonna be there and if i mess things up, you and the rest of my life won’t  -- everything’s a factor.