“Are you kidding me right now? Did I just hear you laugh?” Vada’s mouth fell open with a mixture of shock, surprise, and offense. “I can’t believe you’re laughing– do you have any idea who I am? Have you fucking seen me? I could have another one of you like that!” The woman snapped her fingers in the air as she walked along with hurried little steps that clicked against the pavement, a result of the heels she wore. A phone was pressed to her ear, yet she was making no efforts to keep her side of the conversation private, as whoever was on the end of the other line was clearly only agitating her further.
“Right– right, go ahead, laugh some more– God, I cannot believe I’ve wasted so much of my time on you, there’s nothing special there. You’re not funny, you dress poorly, I hate the smell of your cologne, whenever you grow a beard it just looks like pubes attacked your face, and you know what? You are OLD, too! Like fucking ANCIENT, and I can’t believe I’ve actually had sex with that crusty old dick because I promise you, it wasn’t good, honey, and I FAKED IT EVERY TIME!” She hissed loudly into the phone, nothing but lie after lie. “Okay, you know what’s going to be sooooo funny, Hunter? When I turn your SHIT into a bonfire on my fucking front lawn!” With this threat, the woman pulled the phone away from her ear to viciously jab it several times in order to hang up on the unseen Hunter, huffing furiously like some well-groomed horse. Her eyes lifted and she demanded at the first person she saw, “What?!”
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