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@rj-porter
Hey I am just trying to be the guy who doesn’t mind being a little less hairy. But I also respect women. I should just get a special shirt made.
There’s already a shirt that says Menimst and I swear to god if you buy it, I won’t be afraid to knee you in the balls.
#you would assume you laughing at my struggles would make me laughing at them easier. yeah i shaved my legs.yeah i am proud!
I hate to pull the menimist card here, because I am against it all but. Freedom to rid ourselves of leg hair is okay.
Oh, jesus christ. Don’t pull the menimist card. You don’t want to be that sort of guy.
#cutie pie!!!
Of course people still believe it! Quit trying to compare yourself to me, we are nothing alike and I am an angel. I should stop talking to you, you’re ruining my good name.
I think you managed to ruin your good name all by yourself. I had nothing to do with it, I’m the innocent party here for once.
#you are such a fucking problem
Then how about you shut up and get your cute little ass over here, so that I can make it fun for the both of us.
See, now that’s the kind of fun I can get behind.
#cutie pie!!!
…did you just say I was going to be on a lower level of hell then you?! Excuse me! I am an angel!
Does anybody believe that anymore? You’re about as innocent as I am.
#cutie pie!!!
From what I can tell, you get on your knees on Sunday and every other day, but it’s not to pray. You’re worshipping somebody, but it’s certainly not Jesus.
For some reason this has just made me want to have sex in a church. You think I would go hell for that? I mean, totally going to hell already cause of the whole homo thing. But having sex, in a church with a dude is probably going to send me to a whole other level of hell. A hell where I'd probably see you as well so at least I won't be alone.
#you are such a fucking problem
Well that’s no fun.
That's the whole point, it's not meant to be fun. Well, not for you at least.
#cutie pie!!!
Yes, that is exactly what I am saying. You are no angel, not even close.
How do you know? You don't know my life. You don't know what I get up to. For all you know I could go church every Sunday and pray.
#you are such a fucking problem
The only one that does the sucking around here is you.
God, I just cannot win here. Stop being yourself, it's annoying me.
#cutie pie!!!
You’re slandering my good name right and I don’t appreciate it. I’m not up to anything, I’m not the bad one in this situation.
Are you trying to say that I'm bad one in this situation? I did nothing, I'm an angel.
#you are such a fucking problem
You sure you want to go along with that theory, RJ? Because the way you were begging for me to fuck you last night kills your little innocent act.
..Shut up. You suck. I hate you.
#you are such a fucking problem
With as fast as you dropped to your knees and stuck my dick into your mouth, I highly doubt that’s the case.
..That so didn't happen. I was tricked, seduced. Whatever happened when I was on my knees ..and all fours, is all your fault. I take no responsibility for it whatsoever.
#cutie pie!!!
Shut up! I give fantastic compliments, you’re just being ridiculously difficult right now. I resent that statement, RJ, take it back! I am not the she-devil. I would totally make you some but you think I’m the she-devil and refuse to accept my compliment.
Telling me that you're not the she-devil makes me think that you're actually lying and you are indeed the she-devil. I know what you're up to, blondie. Don't underestimate my ability to be ..figures things out and shit.
#you are such a fucking problem
I’d like to make it known that nothing about you has ever been pure or innocent.
I was so. I don't appreciate you tainting my good name. I was like the poster boy for celibacy once upon a time.
#cutie pie!!!
Your standards for compliments are ridiculously high, RJ, and I think you nee do lower them. You’re shocked? Really? Well consider this payback for how you treat me when I try to say nice things about you.
Or maybe the compliments you're dealing out are just ridiculously..ridiculous. Wow, you're like a she-devil--aren't ya? You do this whole innocent thing but I know you're secretly denying chocolate chunk cookies to everyone.
#you are such a fucking problem
Jesus Christ, you’ve become so fucking cocky. What am I gonna do with you? I’ve created a monster.
I blame you, it's your fault. I used to be this innocent, pure guy. But then you came along and bam ..you took away my innocence.
#cutie pie!!!
That was a fantastic compliment!! Don’t be rude, RJ, it’s unbecoming of you and means that I won’t bake you any chocolate chunk cookies anytime soon.
Cutie pie?! You think cutie pie is a fantastic compliment? I get better compliments out of the homeless person I walk past every morning when I go to work. I..ah..I am shocked. Why would you say such a terrible thing like that? God, refusing a man his chocolate chunk cookies. I didn't know you could be so evil.
