Rjs Blog

The Tumblr for Rj's Blog from Youtube www.youtube.com/rjsblog

[rjsblognz]

It's Friday afternoon and I don't care I'm having 4 mellow puffs with my coffee even though one looks retarded it's still counted as 1

[rjsblognz]

My office this afternoon when you get told the best 3 words in the world #WorkFromHome

[rjsblognz]

Brain exploding so much I just tried to text off this! Been so long since I used one

[kumagawa]

nice

[ajd1219]

Yes. Please. Go to Nike.

(x) (x)

[rjsblognz]

i’m trying to work out how from a picture of shoes and some legs people assumed they were lesbians? Guys shave thier legs and wear pretty shoes too

[rjsblognz]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[impactings-deactivated20240405]

i don’t know what he’s supposed to be but he’s doing such a good job!!!!

[rjsblognz]

it’s slimer from Ghost Busters, for those old enough to remember, how ever everyone will know when the new version of ghost busters comes out soon, ruining the ideals of the original cartoon

[rjsblognz]

Apparently the elderly couldn't see where the fence it gutter were at the TAB so they had to out the reflective sticks up

[yourbigsisnissi]

As a rule of thumb Don’t assume you mean anything special to a person if they don’t show you and very confirm that’s how they feel. Don’t put on your detective hat and try to figure out if x means y and that leads to z. Because if a person cares for you, they will make it known. And you deserve a person that makes it known how much you mean to them

[iamhannalashay]

Lesson learned

[dinuguan]

[rjsblognz]

Where's the chimneys? Fog? Looks like a moist nye is on the cards

[best-of-memes]

all trees are beautiful

[quadguyin-china-deactivated2018]

That may be the best response ever

[rjsblognz]

people be complaining thier tree looks a little funky, we don’t even get them here! try living with the struggle of not being able to adopt the deformed trees!

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[dicknurse]

Am I going to have to address the elephant in the room?

….you should never put DAIRY PRODUCTS IN THE DOOR, BARBIE! THEY SPOIL FASTER.

[rjsblognz]

So this billboard was put up here in New Zealand by a Sign writing company, who in less than 24 hours have had to remove it because of complaints.

Their response was that it was peoples dirty minds, they were referring to Santa's Sack, which we know isn’t true. They then donated $1000 to Rainbow Youth a programme for  LGBT children to try and save face

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11555104

[tastefullyoffensive]

Applying for jobs. (via zblaziken)

[nickxdee-deactivated20181221]

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

[ruinedchildhood]

[rjsblognz]

well they do call me Hoover .......

[lessthanmore]

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

[damnitrj]

BUTT BOYS. Hell fucking yes.

[rjsblognz]

Cash Rash? what money did i get, the dirty dollar bills from the strippers crack?