Santa Doesn't Real

[lessthanmore]

sending an email to someone with an out of office automatic reply and immediately turning on my own out of office automatic reply. As soon as I receive the "Sorry I missed you" reply, my automatic reply has already triggered in response. This sets off a chain of exponential email responses that soon become uncountable. Within an hour, the corporate servers are full and can do nothing but process these emails. Within 2 hours, every major Internet provider in the United States is overwhelmed by sending these emails back and forth.

By evening, the streets are drowning in "Please contact my supervisor with emergent needs" and "Looking forward to connecting when I return."

[stoopidpoopid]

A hobby of mine is that whenever I’m frustrated with my college I like to photoshop it into being under attack by the daedra

[skinmite]

its always “lets remove the incinerator at the bottom to save the plinko horse” and not “lets not put a horse in a fucking plinko machine” 🙄

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

the horse always gets in there anyway

[captainlividllama]

thats a horse

[lastvalyrian]

[clonepa2]

[ammnontet]

the ultimate weapon

[pyomorphic]

society is fucked up because we don’t wear gauntlets and drink elixirs anymore

[topherchris]

With the humans gone, animals are now moving into spaces they were previously unwelcome to.

[bestof4chan-lel]

[powerburial]

[undomestication]

trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions & omens

[thisiselliz]

[alisonzai]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[stereocyon]

[stepfordgoth]

[homoz]

[dredsina]

[thewomenandthechildren]

rules of life:

1. dont trust anybody named ‘The Count’ 2. mix your beer and wine together to make soda