A Dream I've Been Having
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
If you'd like to be tagged to enjoy this wild ride I call my dream just ask! And maybe I'll come up with better ideas to title it lol.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Game of Thrones Daily

shark vs the universe

izzy's playlists!

titsay
tumblr dot com

★
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
art blog(derogatory)

Andulka

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

bliss lane
Show & Tell
ojovivo
Mike Driver

@theartofmadeline
Today's Document
Cosimo Galluzzi

oozey mess
seen from Singapore

seen from Israel

seen from United States
seen from South Korea

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Poland

seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Thailand
seen from South Africa
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Colombia
@rl800
A Dream I've Been Having
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
If you'd like to be tagged to enjoy this wild ride I call my dream just ask! And maybe I'll come up with better ideas to title it lol.
Okay so idk if anyone ever put two and two together but there's a game called The Salesman and he fucking reminds me of Alastor for one part at the end
You’ve worn your boyfriend Sukuna to the bone, so your other boyfriend Toji takes over.
warnings. fem!reader/tojikuna, threesome, multiple orgasms, piv, kissing, creampie, overstim, ovulation, switch!toji if you squint, dom!sukuna. nsfw 18+ mdni.
──── ୨୧ ────
The first thing Toji noticed when he stepped through the front door was the heat. A subtle humidity lacing the air like the sweet lingering remnants of perfume. There was your lotion, sweet and familiar, and the smell of fresh sweat, layered with something primal and musky - the smell of sex.
The second thing he noticed was Sukuna, splayed over the couch like he’d just run a marathon. Tank top soaked through and sweatpants riddled with little damp patches, dotted across the fabric like stray petals. Toji’s gaze dipped without bothering to hide the way he was blatantly staring at Sukuna’s chest, at the heaving pecs peeking out from his neckline, eyes tracking the little bead of sweat beginning to trail a hot path down the center.
“What’s your problem?” Came Toji’s eventual greeting as he paused by the door, tearing his eyes away just to sling his gym bag over the hook there before continuing into the room, water bottle clasped in his hand.
Sukuna glared in reply, and if Toji were anyone else he might have actually felt intimidated by the sight. But with the way the other man was panting, pink tufts of hair stuck every which way and slicked with sweat, he didn’t paint a particularly scary image. In fact the only sensation the sight triggered within Toji was a mild amusement, alongside a tiny spark of heat low and betraying in his belly.
toji's favourite sex position ! breeding, choking, slapping, spitting, degrading, praising, baby trapping, squirting! <3 part 2
toji had almost nothing to his name, so when he saw you in the club, flaunting a wad of cash that easily summed up to almost 10,000 bucks like it was nothing, he immediately found the next girl he'd set eyes on; his next victim to fund his life and gambling addiction.
the process of getting into bed with you was far too easy, just a little bit of sweet talking, a little praise, and a promise to give you the best dicking down of your entire life, had you mewling and clawing at his shoulders.
toji was similar to a bed bug: he hopped from girl to girl to ensure that he had a roof over his head without doing any hard work. so when he had you, one of the richest girls in the entire country, under him whilst his cock was balls deep in your perfect cunt, there was only one thing he could think of doing: breeding you.
"you like this dick?" toji's large hand wraps around your neck, thick fingers squeezing either side of your neck - small white dots start to cloud your vision. your cunt flutters around his cock as you nod pathetically, eyes rolling back into your head.
"i asked you a question baby girl, answer when daddy talks to you," toji's hand moves from your neck to slap you across the face, leaving a dark red hand print on your cheek. you moan, legs going like jelly as you claw at his back.
"love-love your dick daddy, so deep," you mewl, head tilting to the side before toji suddenly stops and lifts your legs over his shoulders. you sob, tear filled doe eyes finding his in a silent plea for him to continue pounding you. "please daddy, please fuck my dirty cunt,"
"desperate whore," toji slams his cock back into you in the new position, the mating press, your legs were lifted so far up your back was almost arched off the bed. your stomach bulged with just how deep his thick cock was stretching you out.
your mouth hangs open, your eyes cross in the middle as each moan is literally fucked out of your body. "does that feel good baby? your rich pussy being fucked with some street cock? isn't this what you needed? some dirty man putting his paws in this million dollar pussy?" he grabs your jaw with his hand, parting your lips fully and spitting into your mouth.
you can barely muster up a response with words, only clenching and fluttering around his length as a thick rim of white cream starts to form at his base. " gonna stuff this cunt full of my cum, make you round with my kids," toji moans into your ear before ducking his head down to suck a dark hickey into your neck.
the possibility of his future being filled with money and a fancy car makes the thought of knocking you up far too enticing. his balls tighten, forearms barricading each side of your head as he dumbs his entire hot load inside of you.
you gasp, clawing at his back, "to-daddy, should of pulled out!" your sentence is half formed, slurred, and barely even coherent as your own orgasm rips through you thanks to toji's thumb rubbing at your clit. his cock is forced out of you as you squirt all over him, and the sheets.
"sh-shouldn't have fucked you," you sob, attempting to push him off even as you come down from your orgasm.
"your pussy says otherwise darling."
ℳÉNAGE À TROIS ⫶⫶ 18+ MDNI wc: 2k
pairing: roommate!satoru x roommate!sukuna x fem!reader
your eyes open, squinting at the light.
“cmon, get up. didn’t you say you wanted to go to the mall in the morning?” your roommate, satoru, chides, staring at your awakening body.
“fuck that. ask sukuna to do it for you.” you mumble, rubbing your eyes.
“trust me, sukuna won’t go past my favourite kikufuku shop. you’re the only one who will. pleeeaseee?”
you halfheartedly agreed, getting dressed and driving to the mall down the street from your apartment complex. you had one of those dreams again. the ones that made you wake up in the middle of the night. the vividly detailed ones. the ones where you could practically smell the mixed sweat and musk radiating off of their bodies.
you don’t even know how it started. maybe your brain can’t handle being surrounded by two hot men all the time.
you walk into the huge mall, nails tapping on the handrail as the escalator brings you up. you’re slightly dozing off as the conveyor moves under your feet.
you enter the grocery store on the 2nd floor, grabbing a week’s worth of groceries and the items for dinner sukuna was going to make. it was non- negotiable. if sukuna decided on what to eat that dinner, you and satoru would trust him. plus, sukuna doesn’t take bullshit. he wouldn’t let any comments on his choices be made.
you didn’t forget to make a trip down to the only place satoru trusts with kikufuku. you get zunda & cream and run off. you’ve basically got all of his favourite sweets memorised at this point.
your hands are filled with bags, and you go back down the same elevator, arms heavy carrying all the weight.
you load the bags into your car and drive outside of the parking lot. your favourite song is playing and the wind in your hair provides such a warm feeling. today might be a better day than you expected. especially since you started the day with, well, a sex fantasy.
you make your way back to the apartments, parking your car— barely carrying the bags properly. they looked like they could topple you over at any moment!
sukuna opens the door for you, a pierced eyebrow raising.
“wooaahh. easy there, my dear. let me help you out with that.” sukuna grabs some of the bags, placing them on your shared bench that looked quite messy at the moment.
he starts unpacking a bag, setting the contents out on the table.
“ah, you got the ingredients. thanks for not flat out denying it like satoru.” he glances up at you, crimson eyes slightly illuminated by the dim lighting in the room.
“no problem, kuna. i know you really wanted to cook today.” you say, tucking a small strand of hair behind your ear that was blocking your sight.
he gives a nod of acknowledgement, and before you know it, everything is unpacked and put back. satoru walks to the kitchen, spotting the kikufuku in your hands— you can see the twinkle in his eye, grabbing the sugary treat for himself.
“zunda? oh my gosh, you’re perfect, sweets.” he grins, instantly biting into it, pretty pink lips smacking and swallowing the food whole incredibly quickly.
he groans as he’s savouring the kikufuku, an incredulous smile touching his lips. if he was given an option to fuck that kikufuku, you and sukuna both know he would take it.
“we’ll give you… a minute. or multiple, for that matter.” sukuna rolls his eyes, hand dismissing satoru. he grabs your wrist, leading you down the hallway. he faces you, face tilted to the side.
“so. i’ve been noticing the way you’ve been acting, and i appreciate it dearly. that’s why we plan to… pay you back. i know you’ll feel utterly satisfied after it, if you catch my drift.” he licks his lips and leaves you alone with your thoughts, going back to satoru.
utterly satisfied? the way you’ve been acting? what does that even mean?
oh.
oh.
so that’s what he means. fuck, you totally catch his drift. i mean, you’re obviously down for it. being sandwiched between your two hot roommates? that’s sexy.
you close your eyes for a moment, smiling like an idiot to yourself. you’ve had a crush on sukuna for the longest time ever. it started when he moved in with you and satoru. he was just so… effortlessly cool. so chill with everything, and the air changed when he was around. when it was just you and satoru, the apartment was messy every night. satoru would always bring girls over, and you could hear your best friend fucking a new girl every night.
it would be a lie to say you didn’t imagine yourself under him as well, like those girls. when sukuna came along, he kept him in line.
“there is already a woman at home”, he would say, reserving a wink for you. sukuna definitely caught onto the fact that you liked satoru. it was easy to see, the way your cheeks heated up, the way your voice tremored, the way you struggled to keep eye contact. sukuna was just observant and satoru was oblivious.
you open your eyes, making your way back to the sofa that satoru and sukuna were sitting on. sukuna lights a cigarette, exhaling grey smoke from his lips.
“ew, sukuna! that smoke stinks like shit! do it outside.” satoru tsks, pouting in an exaggerated manner.
“deal with it. you’re acting as if the landlord is gonna walk in on me right this second.” sukuna’s face scrunches, turning his face around to satoru to exhale smoke in his face— just to worsen the blow.
satoru mumbles something that sounds like “whatever” before turning around to face you again.
“your hair looks good today. did you do something different with it, sweetheart?” he smiles softly, eyes travelling down to where your silky locks end. you could tell he was trying to force conversation, but he’s good at this. it’s impossible to not have a good conversation with satoru gojo.
“i didn’t, toru. thanks for asking though.” you grin, and satoru’s eyes glimmer as if his heart is melting inside his chest.
sukuna puts out his cigarette and checks the time.
“well, would you look at the time. i’m going to make dinner. stay tuned for dessert.” he laughs at himself, stepping off the sofa.
you follow him to the kitchen, watching him work.
his hands. they’re so big. you didn’t take him for the type of guy to make food for his roommates. you’re not complaining, though. just watching a big muscly man like him.
satoru walks up to the two of you, taking a seat right next to you.
“look at you. you’re enamoured by him, angel. now, why don’t we try something. just before he’s done.” he rests a side of his face on his hand, batting his long eyelashes at you.
you nod, grabbing his hand from under the table.
“and i thought that i was going to make the first move. bold. i like it.”
sukuna turns around to look at you, raising an eyebrow at satoru.
“satoru, what are you doing? she looks super flushed. her cheeks are red.” he crosses his arms, a tone of sweet concern filling his voice.
“i’m just holding her hand. she must get easily nervous or something.” he says like the cocky piece of shit he is, holding up both of your hands up for sukuna to see.
“on second thought, i’ll do the dinner later. for now, it’s time to do… you.” he leans over the table staring into your eyes for the longest three seconds of your life, his hands gripping each side of your face, plush lips pressing to yours.
your whole body freezes until you melt into the kiss. you’ve been waiting for this for ages. a small moan escapes your lips as he slips his tongue into your mouth, saliva mixing in the sexiest way ever.
satoru runs his hand against your collarbone, licking a stripe up your neck before leaving multiple hickeys along your neck and collarbone. you moan in bliss at the heightened sensations.
“let’s relocate this, shall we?” satoru says, grabbing your body, perching your legs on his shoulders, messily making out with you on the way to the bedroom.
you barely get yourself off of satoru for the minute you get to the bedroom. clothes fly everywhere. everything is 100% off.
“fuck, sweets. you’re so gorgeous. i can’t believe i had you at home and decided to rail other women in another room.” his voice is shaky, and he knees down to your thighs, dick hardening already.
“he’s right, y’know. you’re stunning.” sukuna sits on the bed, signaling for you to join him.
you do as so, kissing his lips once more before sinking onto every inch of his long cock, moaning in pure bliss as you do. you feel his dick throb inside of you, the musky smell of pre coming from the both of them fill your senses. you would be lying if you said it didn’t make your toes curl.
you move on his dick, satoru going up behind you to slowly move his hands closer to your chest, kneading the flesh roughly as you move up and down on sukuna’s aching hard erection.
“yeah, just like that… fuck..” sukuna groans, eyes firmly shutting. behind you, satoru slips his fingers in your mouth, digits falling against your tongue.
“i wanna hear you. muffled.” he smirks against your ear, and you feel his breath down your neck.
“f—fuck…” you cry out, sukuna’s hands immediately going to your waist. the sound of skin slapping against skin gets louder as he gets closer to release. satoru pulls you by your hair, taking his sticky fingers out of your mouth, replacing it with his tongue instead.
your eyes go watery, shuddering every time sukuna’s inflamed tip kisses your cervix. satoru’s free hand goes to rub your clit, and you hiss in response, ropes of cum dyeing your pussy white.
your pussy clamps down around sukuna’s length, spasming and cumming in response. sukuna tilts his head back, pulling out of your well used pussy.
“i guess it’s my turn. lay down.” he directs you, lining his damp cock up against your abused pussy, sliding in quick.
you cry out at the new feeling. satoru was somehow bigger than sukuna, but sukuna was thicker. sukuna moves over to your face, wiping some of the leftover cum around your lips, going in slowly to make sure he doesn’t cum (again) on the spot.
satoru starts moving. your clit catches on his white happy trail, boobs sloshing as he grabs you by the hips to take more of his dick. sukuna lowers down into your warm mouth, tip hitting your uvula, making you gag on his well used cock.
spit gathers around your mouth, eyes rolling back, the double penetration getting you weak. you build up the courage to move your hands to sukuna’s dick, grabbing the base with both of your hands, hollowing out your cheeks as you take him in further.
sweat beads down satoru’s well toned body, patches of sweat gathering at your ass. he whimpers, finally releasing in your wet pussy, warm cum forming a ring around his dick, pushing the mixed cum deeepp. you’ll feel it for days.
sukuna doesn’t last much longer either. he growls, filling your mouth to the brim with his seed, muffling your whimpers in the process. cum dribbles down your chin due to the mass amount of it. sukuna uses one of his fingers to wipe it back up.
“swallow.” one simple word, and you obey. you swallow it all, cum turning cold as it goes down your throat. both of their dicks hang low, utterly spent and used.
you lay back down, basking in the afterglow, and for a few seconds there isn’t any begging for kikufuku or making dinner. just love. if you could call it that.
© 𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐞, 2026. do not repost as your own, translate or feed any of my works into ai.
tlist: @valberryboos, @lilithkleia, @satorusdreamer, @mimuju, @yorikae, @yoonsucks, @6x-x9, @xqce, @pillsatoru, @v4mpyyb4tzz
🜼 ⋆ toji hates when you cover your face whilst he’s fucking you dumb
tw: spıt, degradation, rough sēx !
“fuckin’ move your hand.”
his voice slices through the thick slap of skin on skin, ragged and breathless, but not any softer for it. his hips grind into you, deep and deliberate, cock dragging along your walls like he’s angry at them. like they’re the reason you’re crying already.
and maybe they are. maybe he is.
you cover your face anyway, forearm thrown over your eyes like it’ll save you. there’s snot on your lip, tears in your hairline, and your voice’s all broken up. you keep trying to tell him something—something about how it’s too much, how he’s too deep, how you can’t stop coming, and he just laughs, a sharp huff against your cheek.
“tch—again?” toji spits, a little amused. a little cruel. “can’t even take a proper fuckin’ dick without fallin’ apart, huh?”
your hand trembles where it shields your face, like it wants to fall. like it knows better. but then he shifts his weight, catches your wrist, and yanks it down to the bed with a slap of sweat-slick skin on cotton.
“wanna see your fuckin’ face when you cry.”
you whimper when toji says that and he simply grins.
“there she is,” he murmurs like he’s mocking tenderness, hips rolling slow now, filthy and sticky, cock buried in you to the hilt. he gives a rough thrust, then another—each one lifting your back off the bed, forcing your chest to arch. “s’pretty when you sob. keep lookin’ at me, baby. don’t go hidin’ now.”
you can’t. he’s so deep it’s nauseating. so thick it feels like your cunt’s gone loose and raw trying to keep him in. his pelvis presses right where it shouldn’t and it makes you jolt, a breathless little hiccup of pain and heat that makes your thighs twitch.
he notices. of course he fucking does.
“you like that? yeah, i know you do,” he pants, voice getting rougher now. his hair’s stuck to his forehead, eyes dark as sin. “cryin’ like a fuckin’ whore but keep squeezin’ me like you’ll die if i pull out.”
he grabs your jaw—his hand huge, fingers curling rough around your throat just enough to make your breath skip. your mouth falls open on instinct, dumb and wet and desperate for more, and he spits right on your tongue. doesn’t ask. doesn’t wait.
“swallow it.” and oh you do.
“good fuckin’ girl.”
he starts moving again, really fucking you now, rough and deep, his balls slapping up against your ass, wet and relentless. the bedframe creaks like it’s gonna break. your head knocks into the pillow with every thrust, dizzy and messy and barely present in your own skin.
“you think i’m gonna let you cum like this? when you keep coverin’ your face like a brat?”
you sob out a “no—no, please—i’m.. toji ngh, i’m sorry,” and he chuckles dark. leans down until your noses brush, until you’re forced to look up into those black eyes while he ruins you.
“yeah,” he murmurs, lips brushing yours. “you are sorry.”
and then he fucks you harder.
the butcher’s bride!
synopsis: You ran from your arranged marriage in a torn white wedding dress, desperate to escape the cruel lord your family sold you to. By midnight, you’re on your knees in front of the village butcher, begging for shelter. Toji Fushiguro doesn’t help runaways. But when you blurt out that he’s your husband in front of the biggest gossips in town, suddenly the whole village believes you’re his. Now you’re trapped in a fake marriage with the terrifying butcher — a massive, rough, possessive man who has decided that if you’re going to call yourself his wife… he’s going to make it very, very real.
pairing: butcher!toji fushiguro x runaway bride!reader
mdni | warnings: smut, first time, size kink, breeding kink, creampie, cum play, rough sex, possessive/jealous Toji, dirty talk, spanking, manhandling, strength kink, overstimulation, oral (f receiving), fingering, spitting, multiple orgasms, multiple positions, fake marriage
word count: 14.8k
a/n: im kinda obsessed with this ngl... also lmk if your enjoying these longer fics!
The great hall of your family estate felt more like a tomb than a place of celebration.
Thick beams of dark oak loomed overhead, and the air was heavy with the greasy smell of over-roasted venison, spilled sour wine, and your father’s desperation. Two massive iron chandeliers flickered with dying candles, casting long, distorted shadows that danced across the walls. Servants had long since been dismissed, leaving only the three of you: your father, Lord Kato, and you — the silent prize being traded away.
Your father slumped in his carved high-backed chair, cheeks bloated and flushed deep red from too much drink. His once-fine tunic was stained with grease and wine. With a trembling hand, he slid the sealed parchment across the table. The wax bore your family’s broken crest.
“She’s untouched,” he slurred, trying and failing to sound proud. “Barely nineteen summers. Fertile. She’ll give you strong sons, I swear it. Obedient when properly disciplined. This marriage settles every debt between our houses — the gold, the eastern lands, the failed harvests… all of it wiped clean.”
Lord Kato sat across from him like a spider in human skin. Tall and unnaturally pale, with sharp cheekbones and eyes the color of frozen ink. His lips curled into a thin, cruel smile as he let his gaze crawl over your body without shame. He studied the swell of your breasts beneath your gown, the narrow dip of your waist, the way your hands clenched into fists at your sides. The way you trembled.
He took a slow sip of wine, then spoke, voice smooth and cold as winter steel.
“She’ll do nicely. The ceremony will take place tomorrow night at my estate. I expect her delivered in the finest white lace and silk… and nothing beneath it.” His smile widened, revealing teeth that seemed too sharp. “I want easy access the moment the guests leave. I’ve waited long enough for my new bride.”
You stood motionless in the center of the hall, heart pounding so violently you could hear it in your ears. Your skin crawled as if his eyes were already peeling the gown from your body. Nausea twisted in your stomach. This man had already buried three wives. Whispers spoke of bruises, broken bones, and screams that echoed through his halls at night. And now your own father was selling you to him for coin and land.
No one asked if you agreed.
No one asked what you wanted.
No one ever had.
Letting Choso use blood manipulation to keep his cock up
You promised your sweet Choso you would be able to handle it if he went a little bit harder on you during sex.
He was just so reluctant, deciding he would rather die than hurt you during something that should be intimate and personal. Plus, Choso liked it best when you went hard on him.
Then, you brought up him using his cursed technique to keep his cock up longer during sex. If he wasn’t sold on going harder on you, at the very least he could fuck you for even longer than usual.
Initially, Choso said no. He was worried that something might go wrong and hurt you.
choso being clingy..like really clingy .ᐟ.ᐟ
You’ve had a huuuge problem from the moment you woke up, it was choso your clingy boyfriend. His strong build rests atop of you as he snores into your neck. His warm breath behind your ear, about twenty minutes ago he mumbled a bunch of nonsense as you tried to get up from bed.
The only thing you caught was ‘stay here with me, five more minutes’ and though choso is a man of his word, it’s past twenty minutes.
“Cho,” you say attempting to lift his sleeping body from on top of you, “choooo” you drag out. “hmm, baby I want to stay here.” he murmurs. “on top of you.” he presses lots of kisses to your neck. “can you move your girls day to another date?”
You huff, “I canceled on them ONCE and now you want it to become a frequent thing—no, choo I’ve gotta get ready” he lifts his head from your neck, sleepy eyes locked onto your pleading ones. “you’re so perfect..” he murmurs.
“Can I atleast help you get ready? please?”
“I have to shower first.”
“Can I shower with you, baby?” he leans down and kisses your lips. You snort, “fine..but only shower that’s it.”
“What kind of a guy do you take me for hm?”
“A perv.”
You two make it into the shower, and fuck, Choso was just not listening today. He held you by the waist, your legs wrapped around his waist as he relentlessly pounds into your soaked pussy. “f-fuck baby you feel so good.” You whine, your hot breath on his neck. “Ch-choso you’re such an asshole.”
“I told you we should only sho-“ and before you could finish your train of thought his pace picks up, leaving no mercy for you. “y/n, can I see your face?” The hot water trickles down your back as you sit up making immense eye contact with him. “what?” he smiles.
“There’s my pretty girl, we’re almost done I’ll wash you up after.”
𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯
You tried on many different outfits but you just couldn’t find anything. “Choooo” you drag out, he immediately comes running you can hear him trip on his way. “Yes?” You snort, “I can’t find anything to wear.” You pout.
“And that’s what I’m here for.” He takes a seat on the chair by your vanity. “Cmon baby give me a fashion show.” He grabs some chips that were disregarded on a night stand. “My game could wait.”
The first few outfits already had him foaming at the mouth, “Fuck, baby I don’t want you to leave.” His fists are clenched, trying to restrain himself. You smile to yourself, “no can do.”
The moment you walked out in the fourth outfit, he moved immediately. Standing over you and gripping you by the waist. “Can I suck your pussy? I want to—“ he goes on his knees, unbuttoning the low rise shorts as you yelp. “Cho we just showered.” He shakes his head. “I don’t care, I want to taste you, your sweetness baby.”
You let out a sigh, as he pulls your panties aside. “Wanna sit on my face?” You knew you weren’t gonna be able to leave the house at all today. “fuck you cho,” you murmur as you lower your body onto his tongue.
jeez choso let your girl go out !! anyways what do you guys wanna see? Leave requests!! Luv you - Dea
★ what happens in vegas.
pairing: gojo satoru x fem!reader
synopsis: the thing is, gojo satoru has no intention of marrying someone his clan elders pick for him. there’s a simple solution, of course! why get married to a stranger when you can whisk your best friend away to las vegas for a weekend and elope?
tags: fluff, smut (oral sex, fingering, riding, unprotected sex, one orgasm denial), mild angst, best friends to lovers, vegas wedding!au. idiots to idiots in love, profanity, alcohol consumption, discussions of arranged marriage, attempts at humour, crack taken seriously, mutual pining.
word count: 7.1k
a/n: the art in the header is by m00__ry on instagram & the fic title is from the 2008 movie of the same name. thank you to @saezzi for beta reading!
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, ITEM #1 – ARSON.
For the record, none of this is your fault.
It’s all Satoru’s fault, and you’re pinning all of this solely on him because he gets on your nerves and he’s also a liar. A compulsive liar with no concept of shame or mortification or guilt, because the whole world revolves around his thick head and you, unfortunately, are no exception to this rule. It was a nasty trick, really, coercing you into going on vacation with him.
୨୧ Sex ban on your husband, Satoru, has him more desperate than ever [18+]
“Aaah— please, baby, let me—” “No.”
You stand your ground firmly. You were enforcing a sex ban on your husband, Gojo. Was a sex ban really necessary? Probably not. He forgot you were spending a day out with friends since you left before he woke up, and you were just taking soo loonngg to get back home. You two usually had sweet, gentle, lazy sex in the mornings to start your day off on the right foot. But you thought he looked so peaceful asleep, you didn’t want to wake him before you left. How were you supposed to know how pent up you’d be leaving him?
It was 4 PM, and you were still out. Poor Satoru just couldn’t take it anymore. He whipped out his phone to take a video of him palming at his aching cock, moaning like a whore into the mic.
You saw the notification pop up on your phone and thought nothing of it, assuming it was just an innocent video from your husband. How was Satoru supposed to know you’d be around your friends when you opened it? With the volume dialed all the way up too, although that one’s on you.
“You didn’t think to give me a heads up first?!” you shouted at Satoru when you came home, who just pouted like a puppy as he accepted your scolding.
Fast forward three days to the current moment, you were in no mood to have sex with him. Well. You were. But you were being stubborn, as per usual. He had already apologized and everything. You weren’t really sure why you were still enforcing a sex ban on your lovely husband. Your lovely husband who was rock hard just at the sight of you sitting across from him on the couch. Your lovely husband who was massaging your feet, trying to get on your good side.
Fuck.
He was so hard.
And you were so horny.
But again, so stubborn.
Maybe if you just….
You scoot your foot closer to his crotch, slightly rubbing your toe against the outline of his tip. It had been three days since you touched his cock. You missed it.
You tried to act nonchalant. Like this wasn’t intentional. Like you weren’t trying to rile him up. You’d pull your foot away every few seconds, pretending to be more focused on your phone than you were on him.
You’d slowly graze your foot against his base, all the way back up to his tip. Then move away. Repeat.
Satoru caught on instantly. Did you think he was born yesterday or something?
However, he didn’t want to spook you by acting too fast. He’d thrust up ever so carefully against your touch. When you’d graze your foot against his tip, he’d lean into it.
More.
And more.
And more.
You’d grown less careful yourself, not caring about subtlety.
“Baby… can I?” he looked over to you with those big blue eyes, hovering his hands above your ankle.
You nod, not exactly sure what he was asking or what you were agreeing to, but you think you get the gist of it.
He grabs your ankle with one of his hands and uses the other to position himself on the couch.
He leans into your foot, just grinding against it desperately.
“Mpphff— I love you. Fuucck—” he groans as he reaches his high, his pace growing faster and unsteady till eventually a wet spot forms in his sweatpants.
“Thank you.” he lets out a breathy sigh.
“That desperate, huh?” You try to look unaffected, as if your panties weren’t soaking from that little show Satoru put on. Like your pussy wasn’t aching with regret that you let him cum in those pants of his instead of cumming in you.
“Yeah. I missed you.”
Yeah, you’re a weak woman.
“Okay, you’re forgiven.”
He cocks his eyebrow up and gives you that infamous grin.
“Really? Just like that?” His voice teases.
“Take your pants off, Toru.”
“Anything for my wife.”
a/n: here’s the visual link that this was inspired by. It kept showing up on my feed so I fear I had to write something about it. Pls no foot fetish allegations, I just thought the video was hot🥲 I enjoy desperate men.
©briarfaerie 2026
warnings. mdni. gojo accidentally puts u in a mating press during a playfight, dry huming + cumming in pants.
Satoru Gojo is built like a fucking tank and it’s no exaggeration—broad-shouldered, firm, and heavy. Built with a density that makes the air around him feel thin. It’s most obvious when he’s fresh from the gym, black compression shirt stretched over his frame, tracing the hard line of his chest and the way his biceps coil with the slightest twitch of his fingers.
It’s why you keep baiting him into these meaningless little skirmishes—soft provocations just to feel the sheer, overwhelming force of him. To let him catch your wrists and remind you exactly how easily he can fold you into the floor.
Your lungs burn already. You’re shoving, palms flat against the unyielding fabric of his shirt, straining until your muscles shake. But it’s useless. There’s a pronounced imbalance in physical strength, not that you’re complaining (obviously), but he could at least pretend there isn’t and budge a little, for the sake of your dignity.
“Shit, ‘toru,” you grunt, the words squeezed out of your chest. “How much… do you even weigh? Feels like im trying to push a fuckin’ sumo wrestler off me or some shit.”
✮ stepdaddy!toji can't get enough of you. cw: stepcest
stepdaddy!toji didn't plan on getting married at all. he had zero desire to deal with responsibility and all that bullshit, but he figured his kid needed a mother figure. so he met a woman who worked in some boring office, no spark or passion happened, and he didn't even expect it. he just wanted to make sure his boy didn't grow up lonely.
stepdaddy!toji who didn't even blink when she said she had a daughter but would do whatever it took to make sure you wouldn't cause a problem, 'cause apparently you were a total brat who rebelled against her on purpose and all that shit. he just grunted and nodded, thinking you were the same age as his son.
stepdaddy!toji didn't even set eyes on you until he and your mom got hitched, 'cause you kept running away from home and this time your mom just kicked you out. when you guys first met, you were wearing these crazy short lounge shorts with your hair all messy. well, you were way older than his son. you licked your ice cream and looked at him with those doe eyes. "so, you're my new daddy now?" he checked you out from head to toe, letting his gaze linger on those hips. "guess so. and did you have a lot of new ones?" "enough to know you won't last long here." well, that did something to his cock.
stepdaddy!toji saw with his own eyes that you weren't some bratty, hopeless kid like your mom described. you just didn't agree with her and tried to prove her wrong, and she got pissed every single time, telling you she wasted her youth on you. he just cut the argument short, stroking your hair and telling your mom to stop being such a bitch.
NOBLE ✦ heian!sukuna and his new arranged wife!reader...who barely looks at him, let alone fucks him... | NSFW. oral (f. rec). slight degredation. manhandling. a steamy onsen. ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა (3.6k)
Life had been a series of decisions made by everyone but you.
Being raised under strict rule and watchful eye just to be sold off to the wealthiest, most respected man in the country wasn't something you fought exactly, you knew it was a battle you wouldn't win.
They could treat you like a prize sow, but that didn't mean you'd sit there getting fat and happy and filled with babies like one.
Especially not when you were being unloaded onto a warlord.
Sorry, not a warlord, the warlord.
Unrivaled and undefeated, Sukuna Ryomen wore blood and ash to your first meeting as casually as he did his kimono.
Draped, loose, open in the front like he didn't care who gawked at his chiseled chest or the thick black ink that wrapped his body and disappeared into the robe.
You kept your head low but your eyes on the bored, tattooed face of the man who didn't even seem to be listening to the details of your ceremony taking place the following week.
Sukuna got one look at your expression, your posture, your dress, and was about to write you off as yet another mindless, well trained insect who got off on following orders. You certainly looked the part.
But as the meeting finished and you rose to your feet, lowering to a deep and respectful bow, you muttered something at him.
"I do hope you plan to bathe before the ceremony, I can smell you from here."
When you straightened, your face gave absolutely nothing away. But there was venom and fire slithering behind the courteous tone.
When you walked off to follow your mother and father, you did not look back.
But you... you insulted him. Told him he stunk right to his face and shattered the image he'd built in his head in the moments you knelt across from him.
Maybe you weren't the polite, sweet, mindless doll your parents raised you to be.
Well, at least you wouldn't be boring.
...
Oh, how he had come to regret those words.
your boyfriend ragebaits himself and then fucks it out in you!
hey, satoru never claimed to be very sensible when it came to you.
it had started long before you had even agreed to go out with him. back when he still had a big, fat and very poorly concealed crush on you. his mind was his biggest opp, truly.
sitting down in class, staring at the back of your head as he imagined scenarios of some other douche asking you out - and his biggest nightmare - you agreeing.
or, the thought of there being someone else who would snatch you right up before satoru built up the courage to ask you out.
back then, these thoughts gave him the push he desperately needed. he asked you out, you agreed, and he's been living his blissfully happy life ever since.
except...
satoru had his weight pinning you down in a mean mating press, his thick cock particularly hard today as he thrusted inside you like a mad man.
"'t-toruuuu-" you sobbed, your fingers digging in the skin of his back as you held on for dear life as your boyfriend pounded in you. the bed was creaking under the weight of satoru's hurried thrusts, making sounds that were lewder than the symphony of moans and cries leaving your mouth.
"y-y'belong to me," satoru panted, bringing his head to the side of your neck. he bit down on it, making your arch up and cry out.
"p-plea- hngh- haaah," you moaned, trying to twist your neck off his jaw, "s-slo- p-pleas-"
he brought his hand under your thigh, pulling your leg over his shoulder. the angle made you gasp out as satoru's weeping cock hit that particular spot, over and over again.
"say it," he gripped your jaw, turning your face towards his. his cock twitched at the sight of your fucked-out expression, his pupils dilating as he felt a surge of pride.
i did this, he thought, turning his hips up a notch. mine, she's mine.
"s-say it," he repeated, releasing your jaw, "you're mine, ngh-"
you moaned out some gibberish, too far gone to concentrate on what your boyfriend was saying as you tried to survive his relentless thrust, mind more focused on your oncoming orgasm.
"baby," he dipped down, taking your open mouth in a sloppy kiss before biting down on your lower lip, "y'r mine, baby, please, say it."
you nod, tears streaming down your face as you clench down hard on his cock, “‘m- m’yours- hic- youurs—”
“atta girl,” he presses a kiss on your calf, gripping your hips as he slams inside of you, grinning when your mouth falls open in a silent gasp as you cum all over his cock, fists gripping the sheets as you arch off the bed.
“s-so- fuckkk… so pretty,” he doesn’t slow down, fucking you through the orgasm as he bends down, “so pretty.. ngh- a-and all f’me.”
“satoruuuu,” you garble against his mouth as he kisses you again, pressing his entire weight on top of you, “slow down— please— hic!”
“we’ve got a long night ahead, sweetheart,” he pressed a kiss to your tear stained cheek, licking up the salty residue, “need to make sure this pussy moulds to the shape of my cock.”
Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
Might as well.
nothing to lose.
\( ᐖ)/ sadistic, jealous nerd!jo
Gojo Satoru likes seeing you cry. Whether it’s over a derivative you can’t solve, or it’s on his cock, he’s not complaining.
“Don’t hide your face, sweets,” he hisses through gritted teeth, his thick, weeping tip nudging against the spot that makes you squirm on his sheets. “Wanna see your face while I ruin you.”
He’s normally not so barbaric—working you open on his tongue or fingers before giving you what you want—but he seems to be adamant on making a point today. Which you’ve concluded is don’t ask another guy for study tips.
“I d-didn’t mean anything by it,” you bite out, mind in a dizzying spell as he stretches your sappy cunt out over and over. “Suguru’s just really good with the arts, okay?”
His pace stutters, and you’re pretty certain his eye twitches behind his fogged-up glasses. “What? You guys are on a first-name basis now?”
Fuck. He’s delirious, and you’ve made it worse.
He doesn’t even let you explain yourself—dark green jealousy coursing through his veins like molten lava. His palms, rough and firm, encircle your ankles and fold you until it nearly hurts. He glides in again without any resistance, your cunt practically pulsing his name, and then he begins slamming into you.
“Fuck!” you moan out, air punched from your lungs with each thrust. Gojo watches you take it, your lewd face twisting up in utter pain and bliss, frosted irises blown wide in unadulterated desire.
“Suguboo’s not the one who gets you like t-this,” he babbles out, practically seething while he works to rearrange your guts. “Pussy leaking all over my sheets. Choking out my name.” He punctuates each sentence with a deep stroke, pushing you up the bed, your head nearly knocking against his headboard.
He doesn’t even care that his roommates could hear, that Geto could come home any moment now and listen to his best friend degrade you.
Your mouth forms a pretty O, noiseless as your chest begins to cave inwards, your orgasm rapidly approaching. His thumb finds your clit, before he’s spitting on the engorged bundle of nerves and painting circles against it until you see stars.
You scream out his name with a final thrust, fingers fisted in his sheets as you shudder and gush white all over his cock. Your eyes roll back in euphoria as he spills inside of you with a groan of your name, higher-pitched than he was hoping, stuffing you to the brim.
Collapsing on top of you, you both work to catch your breath, coming down from your high.
“I don’t know how I feel about being a tool in your sex-life.”
You both direct your gaze to the door, propped open with Geto standing there. Smug, munching on a banana, his freehand casually slid in his pocket.
Gojo stutters, grabbing a pillow and tossing it at his best friend and missing by a longshot.
Your eyes are dewy and you’re still tamping down on your head rush, but you don’t complain when Geto walks in and shuts the door behind him.
requested here. requests are open!
© all writing belongs to @epicderpface, and all characters belong to gege akutami. do not plagiarize, translate, or feed my writing to ai.