R.M. Renfield's Number 1 Simp @rm-renfields-number-1-simp - Tumblr Blog

A collection of writings by Simp.

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#ooc post #things to remember #something to think about #the odd letter or two #whispers

14th Aug

Still no 'master', still haven't eaten an insect, still haven't finished my needle. I'm concerned that Renfield may actually be mad and infact have no master which would be bad because then how am I meant to have him? I don't like dogs but Renfield will be the exception.

#I hope he was bred ethically.#... those words mean nothing to me.#things to remember

13th Aug

I keep trying to talk to Renfield's master but it's not working and it's making me really angry. I'm also not sure if I actually want to eat insects but Renfield won't like me if I don't and really I'd have to eat them when I get him anyway so I better just get it over with, right?

I'm not letting Tom read this anymore, I'll hide these pages beneath my pillow to keep them all safe and sound with my needle.

#Renfield’s looking really handsome.#I love watching him blink.#things to remember

cutest-girl-in-the-morgue

I swear ♡

#It's never even had an infection I swear!#something to think about

12th Aug

Time is flying by! Renfield talks about a master, so I think I'll try talk to him too so I can get Renfield from him.

#God aren't I just the prettiest person here? ASIDE FROM RENFIELD.#I should eat insects too #I can talk to Renfield about that.#things to remember

bandagedthoughtsblog

#HHAHAHAHA!#YES!#If you ever find out why do tell me.#something to think about

"I have never really hallucinated before"

Haven't you claimed the moon talks to you? 😭

IT DOES TALK TO ME. THAT'S REALITY. THAT'S THE TRUTH.

#YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS IT DOESN'T TALK TO YOU.#ME AND THE MOON WILL HURT YOU.#the odd letter or two #the moon 🌕

What sort of shop?

🌕

I'm not sure... Don't tell anyone, but I can't remember the last time I was in a shop. You'll need to find out what sells well these days... Shoes? Shoes are always needed— and did you hear what that bitch did? Elizabeth? We shouldn't forgive her, we can't, not me and you, she plots against us, you know.

#And I forgive you for rearranging my vertebrae.#I forgive you. Yes.#whispers #the moon 🌕#elizabeth godwin

suntinted

#I have never hallucinated before.#Reality is simply odd for me.#something to think about

How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery?

⚕️

If Renfield were there I'd do it for free! Otherwise I'd do it for cheap, I don't really mind. Everything that's there is in the ground and they can't hurt me if I pray because God loves me and is with me and will protect me.

#A few pennies?#I'd like a little money to hold and feel powerful with.#the odd letter or two #⚕️

misselizabethgodwin

@rm-renfields-number-1-simp replied to your post “Replied to your post”:

He should button up his coat, what a whore.

…Um, so, quite unrelated, but…would you be so kind as to keep on your shoes and socks upon entering my room…?

rm-renfields-number-1-simp

Shut up.

misselizabethgodwin

Forgive me...

rm-renfields-number-1-simp

You. Are not. Forgiven.

#something to think about #elizabeth godwin

9th August

Dandelion stems didn't work and I got in trouble for eating them and smashing them in my books. The people here are so close minded. And stupid too.

I invited 3rd Elizabeth to come open a shop with me and the moon because I think she needs a hobby and I needed someone to use as protection in case the moon tries to mess with my bones again. It was going to be me, the moon, and 3rd Elizabeth. I asked her what she thought the shop should be, and I was also thinking and so was the moon, AND THEN SHE ASKED SOMEONE ELSE WHO WASN'T INVOLVED IN THE PLAN TO HELP HER COME UP WITH AN IDEA. AND SHE MADE IT SOUND LIKE IT WAS GOING TO BE JUST HER SHOP AND SHE ASKED DR. SEWARD ABOUT IT. AND WHEN I CONFRONTED HER SHE ACTED EVEN STUPIDER THAN USUAL AND WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW I ASKED HER TO COME UP WITH IDEAS.

I DID ASK YOU TO COME UP WITH IDEAS.

I ASKED YOU.

YOU. NOT DR JOHN FUCKING SEWARD YOU COCK-STRUCK BITCH.

DOES HE ALSO CHEW YOUR FOOD FOR YOU? I've been wanting to hit her so badly to see if he'd also suck the liquids from her brain but I'm not too keen on the strait-waistcoat so soon after the dandelions.

#I keep having ideas of what to do and they make me shake with anticipation.#But I wait. As always. Waiting.#I should ask the moon about this.#It'd understand me.#things to remember #elizabeth godwin #the moon 🌕

rm-renfields-number-1-simp

@misselizabethgodwin you should come and open a shop with me and the moon after I swap it's vertebrae.

misselizabethgodwin

What sort of shop...?

rm-renfields-number-1-simp

I don't know, we all need to agree though otherwise someone will get angry and run away with all our husbands and start a rival shop to put us out of business and then we'll need to kill them for the greater good.

misselizabethgodwin

Let me consult my doctor!

@purfleetasylum @secretphonograph

If I were to open a shop, what sort of establishment ought it to be?

rm-renfields-number-1-simp

I'm sorry? 'I'? Just you? Only you? Only you would be opening this shop? IT HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED YET AND ALREADY YOU BETRAY ME AND THE MOON. I TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE AND I MEANT IT.

WATCH YOUR BACK.

misselizabethgodwin

But you… you said we ought all to agree, and… and I cannot agree if I know not what manner of shop I should even like…!

rm-renfields-number-1-simp

'WE' DOESN'T INCLUDE DR. SEWARD. I'M GLAD I FOUND OUT YOU CAN'T THINK FOR YOURSELF BEFORE WE OPENED THIS SHOP.

#GO SNIFF HIS DIRTY CLOTHES.#WE NEVER NEEDED YOU ANYWAY.#something to think about #elizabeth godwin

7th Aug

No visits from them, I'm going to assume they died in a firery train wreck and that's why. I'll pray for their dumb little immortal souls, I suppose.

Other than them I'm still trying to sort out my needle. I've been thinking about what could hold the medicine and I think that perhaps a dandelion might work. It has a hollow stem.

#I'll find out soon!#Renfield will think I'm very interesting.#I'll be the talk of the asylum.#I should reinvent the wheel next!#things to remember #cw needles

Gay

I'M NOT HAPPY I'M BETRAYED.

I AM NOT HAPPY.

#I AM THE OPPOSITE OF GAY.#the odd letter or two

misselizabethgodwin

How many people have you kissed???

Let me think, I must count them...

My grandmother, my aunt, my cousin, my mother, my sister, all of the Frankensteins... Oh, surely I am forgetting some! But I believe there have been at least ten...

Why? Did you wish to kiss me now? I-I do not believe we are sufficiently acquainted for that.

rm-renfields-number-1-simp

No, I don't want to kiss you, especially because you've kissed so many other people. You have too much experience for me 😒

misselizabethgodwin

Do you not kiss your family and your dearest friends? Not even to bid them good-night, or good-bye? How very unusual!

rm-renfields-number-1-simp

I need to become Renfield's dearest friend..

#Hahaha...#It's all coming together...#something to think about #elizabeth godwin

misselizabethgodwin

@rm-renfields-number-1-simp replied to your post “Replied to your post”:

He should button up his coat, what a whore.

…Um, so, quite unrelated, but…would you be so kind as to keep on your shoes and socks upon entering my room…?

rm-renfields-number-1-simp

Shut up.

#THAT'S HOW STUPID YOU SOUND.#something to think about #elizabeth godwin

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