[ojalla]

Google search history: “How to tell my mom in a loving way that she needs therapy”

[rmaquel]

[emobaria]

how convenient that my dog doesn’t answer me when I ask if he’s a communist….

[bumbleblossoms]

instead of being human can I be a kind forest spirit who just fulfills wanderers wishes

[cheesies]

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

the sexual tension between you and the other bearded guy reaching for the same carton of organic free range eggs

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

you lock eyes

“you go ahead” what the hell did you say that for? that’s the last carton

you study him as he reaches for the eggs and you can tell he works out, you think 3 maybe 4 times a week

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

you notice his college lanyard. a student? you look up and see his wrinkled brow no a professor

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

“thanks i owe you i would have had an earful from my wife if i didn’t grab these” he chuckles as he puts the eggs in his cart

his wife? why do you care

you open your mouth to reply but you stutter

“y yea no problem m man” what the hell what are you so nervous for?

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

op please keep going

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

Op Please

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

he raws you in the bathroom of the whole foods

[biscuitsarenice]

Fighting for King and Empire: Britain’s Caribbean Heroes - BBC

[X]

[katiemcgrath]

Sadly the BBC have removed it on youtube but you can find it on Dailymotion. 

[velociraptorexx]

My friends when they think they’ve finally gotten me to start to opening up:

[potato-chips-in-the-bath]

my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress

[randomsplashes]

lmao accurate

[mae0x]

me flirting: okay so how temporary is this?

[aestheticacadema]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

theyre talking about a moose

[sdfsd32435-deactivated20180128]

me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now

me 5 mins later:

[dennys]

In the dark abyss of the eternal void, breakfast is still the most important meal of the day.

[nomalina-deactivated20200603]

why does every cop look like this

[great-daze]

this is the best and most chaotic scene of the entire series and nobody can convince me otherwise

[lilldov]

This is the most me and @1floweredcrown thing ever