Imagine Unicorns

Half Unicorn, half Potato

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[marsapartment]

The cartoon network cancelled a cinematic masterpiece, only for it to come back stronger and with more vine-worthy content

[saintofpride201]

Batman: *lists the people who have left santa prisca without facing Bane*

Bane:

[galuby]

“be careful with my trees”

“I

KNOOOW”

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[ruinedchildhood]

[artistwhatdrawsonaphoner-deacti]

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

[ginocchie]

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

[miss-perkey]

[guy]

how many eye contact until date

[ruinedchildhood]

when bae doesn’t give you the proper attention you deserve

[dailytwitterhumor]

[mandronia]

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[funnyjoke]

[msmarvel]

yeah sex is good but have you seen this wordplay?

[sixpenceee]

Portal Icosahedron by Anthony James 

[musingsofarestlessmind]

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY I COULD LOOK AT THIS ALLLLL DAY!!!!!

[nightphoenix10]

One-way windows between the struts, so that the viewer looking in can see the lights on the struts reflect endlessly on the interior mirror film.

[xspacepaganx]

Ugh yes. Fuck me up.

[nowyoukno]

Now You Know (Source)

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

[autisticsorey]

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

[oreos-in-a-parked-car]

thank you friend

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

[firebreathingeli]

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

[shiraae]

holy shit

[princealigorna]

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds

[gloomyskye]

tHERE IT IS

[maryjanewatson]

YOU FOUDN IT OMFG

[eileenpaints]

This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.

[bekurai-deactivated20140411]

I connect with these panels on a spiritual level

[ayellowbirds]

this boy literally has a superhuman sense that warns him of danger in advance, but still makes decisions like these.

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

The major cause of Peter Parker’s problems is, in fact, Peter Parker.

[st-pam]