The Great Unknown

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[extrafabulouscomics]

[kevin-for-what-ails-ya]

This is how one constructs a joke.

[mkinnon]

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

[waitinghopingliving]

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

[nicollekidman]

natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified 

[dancinginthesetrees]

Wanna know why?

“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.

Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.

”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”

The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.

”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”

Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march

[shaelit]

I support Natalie Portman unhinging her jaw and dragging every last man who made her feel this way into the deep like a kraken.

[jonbutter]

i love that even though he was introduced and then killed off within 10 episodes, Lil Sebastian left a bigger impact on the entire show than Mark Brendanawicz did after 2 fuckin seasons

[rnahatmagandhi]

glee was kidz bop for adults

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

[almost-always-eventually-right]

this username escapes me every single time

[lunar-skies]

[strangersource]

Golden Globes: 2017 vs 2018

[rnahatmagandhi]

baby: d-d-d-d

dad: daddy?

baby: destroy capitalism

karl marx: nice

[wonderswoman]

For the first time in 60 years, the top three box office movies are female-led.

[unapologeticreylotrash]

[pochacco]

clearance that isn’t under like $15 is an abomination and doesn’t have the right to even call itself clearance

[cloudsongs]

[afternoonsnoozebutton]

[dykeclea]

susan is EVERYTHING

[thecouchwitch]

When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

[hisnamewasbeanni]

It’s so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see

[frankcrimes-blog]

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick