You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*
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You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*
do you think insight can be gained about an author from the stories they write?
no. authors are like squids and can only be understood through spirited but ultimately futile combat
you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism
oops. forgot to upload this one
yeah I don't have anything funny to say about this update this shit bangs so hard
switching to linux has been nice for many reasons but if you google any problems that you're having the most insane people on planet earth will be in the replies
other most obnoxious reply that comes up constantly is "why would you want that, that is a stupid thing to want, go kill yourself" when the thing is something that windows and mac do very easily
all from the same thread btw
Alien: I see. So, your kind inhale cancerous toxins because the effects of temporary poisoning are experienced as pleasurable by some of your species?
Me: yes, in various forms, but you have to understand that the primary reason I and others in our species participate in this particular ritual is to ritually invoke erotic mating behaviors by using a phallic symbol to communicate our readiness to copulate and our laxness with traditional contending ritual doctrines discouraging mating.
Alien: Ah, so this goes back to that Freud guy you talked about before.
Me: on some level. He had some less advanced analytical technologies but they were typical of his era.
Alien: I see. And this is a “heterosexual” behavior?
Me: actually the ritual itself is sexuality agnostic. By invoking primary images of sexuality, we’re able to utilize these symbols outside of their conventional contexts, by making symbolic references to them.
Alien: are these references like the references you mentioned in rust programming of memory pointers?
Me: yeah, you got it! and therein lies the eroticism of programming the machine. It’s why the machine is related to sexually by many humans.
Alien: fascinating.
Me: humans also use this ritual to find willing mates by prompting other humans to ask us if they can participate in the ritual with us. But this isn’t always the case, and that ambiguity —
Alien: creates tension in the uncertainty. It’s all play again, I see.
Me: precisely.
Alien: can I bum a smoke off you?
Me: ;)
Alien: ;)
now of course I do talk a lot of big game for someone who wears my grandmother's wool hand-me-downs, but in fairness, they don't make wool that old anymore
carving away the worst parts of you (but the wound remains)
Reblogging this twice. The first one is because I’m a feminist and the second one is because I’m a pervert.
I’m in love with this stupid shirt
good art doesnt exist. you can't make it.
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I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.
So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.
evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting
idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives
*puts my cigarettes out on you*
*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*
oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…
*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*