screaming into the void

🔞 too old and tired for fandom police

[roadkillcoffee]

Call me Coffee

Early 30s, he/they 🏳️‍⚧️

This is a side blog, not my main. Due to the content I enjoy and the people who follow my main knowing me IRL, I’d rather not link my main to here

You can see fucked up art I draw on twitter or on bluesky, and read dumb shit I write on ao3 - I can’t control what you look at or read, but please, no minors messaging me!!! 🔞

⚠️🍖🌈 DARK CONTENT!!!!!!! THIS IS YOUR WARNING My twitter, bluesky, here, and AO3 may include BLOOD/GORE, NON/DUBCON, INCEST, AGE GAP (ie teen characters), BLASPHEMY, CHRISTIAN THEMES/FETISHIZATION, and possibly implied or explicitly depicted NECRO. ALL is fictional. DO NOT bother me with bitching about fictional content. let me be a pervert in peace please and thank you. If ANY of that makes you uncomfortable, DO NOT INTERACT!! BLOCK ME and move on!! ⚰️🕊️⚠️

To see me rambling (or to make sure you don’t), the tag is #coffee_talks

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[rabbitdyke]

sex is when i kick you in the stomach with my boot as hard as i can

[evildykehag]

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

[glamrrchica]

“Let me have a turn…”

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who gave you a big head start and mocks you about it after he’s caught you anyway

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to watch your brain kick down a few notches when he pins you down like you’re a prey animal that knows it’s done running

[rabbitdyke]

basic fun and sexy way to ask for consent continuously if you're doing play with a dog sub: tell it to bark to ask for more. "speak, puppy!" is a cute continual prompt/command. it makes it easier for it to tell you what it can take without forcing it to use people words/get out of dog space.

impact play? i better get a bark after every hit, or puppy isn't getting any more. i'm railing you? i need to hear you barking your head off or how am i going to know you like it? dogs don’t use human words but that doesn't mean they can’t communicate. speak, puppy

[rabbitdyke]

this also works if you're forcefully puppifying someone. it's embarrassing and degrading to bark if you're not already used to it/are already into being a dog. they'll get over their embarrassment and barking will become second nature real quick

[f4g4um]

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

[hysteric-boy]

“How would a trans guy top”

C’mere and I’ll show you

[dahppled]

the special effects murder victim makeup stays on during sex

[tboybarkz]

sorry for calling you dad while you were breeding me do you still think i’m hot and mysterious

[luckieangel]

“I’m too old for you, kid,” before he is rearranging your guts

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

Fictional man who shoves your face directly into his tits when you’re stressed or tired or overwhelmed to calm you down and it actually fucking works

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

[a-french-guardsman]

i am normal and can be trusted around priests.

[a-french-guardsman]

thank you @sceptixfakemon

[orpheuslament]

blood splattered surgical gloves are a sort of lingerie in a way

[archive5-61]

Sunday...

[vee-dmsr]