pervert beasts united

she/it intertrans demigirl, 20+ weredog, dolphin, rabbit, you get the deal. NSFW blog (aka, 18 and up only).

[weredogphin]

so we decided to actually make a separate nsfw blog. uh. again. let's see if this one sticks around. third time's a charm?

she/it. you can call us Lago, or by any of our species (eg, dog, doggy, puppy, dolphin, rabbit, bunny, etc). we are 20+, blog is 18+ (for obvious reasons). pro-kink, pro-consent, RACK [risk aware consensual kink] > SSC [safe/sane/consensual]. i have strange, gross, taboo, immoral, and downright reprehensible sexual fascinations, and i will not judge you for yours, although i may block things i am personally uncomfortable engaging with.

autistic & schizospec (& plural), hence the preference for the RACK framework (we love and cherish and are insane unsafe (but still consensual) perverts here). we are semiverbal and use AAC (see below paragraph for why this is relevant). we are literally, physically a weredog (specifically a border collie) and a dolphin (several dolphins, actually, and a porpoise), and we are more ambiguously (as in, can't totally tell whether or not it's physical between all of the other stuff constantly going on) a rabbit. we have sex like an animal, and like having sex with other (consenting and consent-capable) animals. we are not a human. (we are also many other animals, those are just the main ones.)

we <333 extreme (including injurious & potentially fatal) size difference, bugs (although we prefer them in the sense of being a fanatical buglover who wants to get stuffed by the eggs of her hot as fuck giant wasp and spider wives), eggs, nonhuman (both monstrous & not) pregnancy, CNC & non-con/dub-con (hint hint: you can take advantage of our speech difficulties!), vore, bodily excretions including scat (the more traditionally "gross", the better), petplay, predator/prey dynamics, mindbreak, and much much more. feel free to poke our buttons and see what makes us squeal and scream. (if we don't like it, we just won't respond--no harm, no foul)

big important note. if you dislike any of these things enough for them to seriously bother you, you should probably avoid our blog. tagging will be inconsistent at best, we just straight up do not have the energy for it.

smaller note. we are very much the prey. we like being used and torn apart and treated as a toy (i mean, we oh so often call ourselves a doll instead of a girl for a reason!). there is a maybe 0.5% chance, if any at all, that we would choose to be the one in the dominant spot.

[weredogphin]

me being completely numb internally makes me a great cockwarmer btw. i won't moan or squirm needlessly. won't ever complain about you being "too big" or wanting you to "pull out", i won't get overstimulated, cause i can't feel anything. cmon. you know you wanna.

[weredogphin]

okay serious posting over. i need to be someone's prized pet. i need to be collared and leashed. i need to be taught to get into more and more demeaning positions, let my owner and their friends do more and more depraved things with my body, and be called a good girl every time i beg for more. and i need them to break me open on their cocks and tell me i'm taking them so well, especially if i'm much much much too small for it, my belly bulging out with each threat as i fear they're going to rip me in half. maybe i'm barely conscious. that's okay. all i've gotta do is be a good girl!

[weredogphin]

using fanfic as an outlet to figure things out is awesome. anyways conflicts between trauma vs sexuality are being settled. like okay yes we were abused in this specific way and it was used against us, but we still like it. we already have one member who, rather than fully abandoning its old role and abilities (both of which were used almost solely abusive), has decided to try and use that role and those abilities for good. so why not do the same here?

we often feel the desire to go back to our abusers and to let ourselves be abused in that specific way again. some still think we're meant to be with them and that they'll come back any day. i think it is possible for us to simulate the familiarity of when we were with them while excising the parts that hurt us, and that will probably be healthier than trying to completely separate our current kinks and fetishes from how we were treated.

we were a good pet. we just had bad owners. we can still be a good pet. our current existence as an animal and as a (potential) pet doesn't have to be different from what it was back then. do we like it because of what happened to us, because we were taught that not liking it led to [worse] abuse? maybe, sure, but we ultimately do like it. we don't have to find some justification to like it "in spite of" the abuse. we were vulnerable and couldn't fight back back then. we aren't so vulnerable now. we can fight back if we need to. we'll be okay

[nerdgutz]

Everyone ever needs to have unethical fantasies about me or there’s no point

[forcewild]

okay, i have to ask... what are your thoughts on pissing inside someone (aka golden breeding)?? i am sorry if this is!! too far!! i know that it isn't super-duper popular...

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oh hell yes! that sounds so hot 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 im just starting to explore my own piss kink so like....im open to pretty much anything atm. but that sounds really hot......

[wifipasswords-deactivated201908]

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

[hemipenal-system]

fucking your pokemon is hotter if its illegal

[hemipenal-system]

lying on your back in an alley with a lycanroc’s twitching knot stuffed in your hole, both of you blissed out, and panicking as a cop drives by and can definitely see you

your umbreon walks in on you getting off to a video of a girl getting fucked by an arcanine and then you know she owns you. any time you try to discipline her at all, she threatens to report you to the law

you wake up after a night of drunk revelry, not remembering anything, and go through your phone, where you find pictures of a cute little braixen with your cock balanced on her muzzle and cum splattered all over her fur. you’re fucked, both literally and idiomatically

[whydoesnobodylikeyellow]

activities for bunny therians 💕

- eat the back of your couch

- eat all the cords

- eat the mat put over the cords to protect them

- wake your family up at 4 am because you saw a ghost or something and your stomping

more activities coming soon!! 🔥

[fleursinthewall]

Drinking boba to microdose Oviposition

[orca-maw]

uses my mutuals like little squeaky toys and chews on you

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

basically if you’re a man one of the most classic things you can do is come in your pants

[weredogphin]

hmmmmm what if i were tiny and snuggled up in someone's pussy. what then,

[weredogphin]

see the problem with having certain kinks is that they tie directly to our trauma, either by topic or by "this was literally actually done to us without our consent when we were vulnerable and unable to fight back" (largely noncon (probably obviously but still worth mentioning), petplay/autozoo, and mindbreak). and so whenever we get reminders of that trauma via triggers or "new" headmates appearing that are from that time period (which tbh usually show up because of triggers in the first place), we end up in a really weird place of still finding our kinks hot at the same time as being extremely panic inducing. and we have to wonder "how much of these kinks are Us and how much of these kinks come from our brain being rewired by trauma?" and it's like yeah maybe it doesn't matter that much but it Does matter. to us. y'know?

[gimppaws]

don’t you know you shouldn’t pet your gryphon on it’s back and belly? it’s your fault that it thinks you’re its mate now. you should’ve gotten the memo when it started fluffing out it’s wings and pressing against you but now you’re trapped under it with no hope of wiggling free.

i hope you know they get awfully jealous with their mates, too. better cancel those plans!

[weredogphin]

if your wires haven't gotten crossed between non-sexual pleasure and sexual pleasure giving you a kink for something that is otherwise totally innocuous or even potentially "gross", have you even lived?

[weredogphin]

mmmm thinking about giant parasitic insects/insectoid aliens/dragons with tail-cocks/ovipositors. getting railed within an inch of your life by a thick, chitinous tail whose tip is much thicker than its base--only to find out why that's the case when it rams as deep into you as possible and starts laying hundreds of its baseball-sized eggs inside you.