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âThat sounds like a bad idea. Iâm inâ @ricksmajicknstuff ââââ
Rage chuckled. âWhen does anything around here sound like a good idea? Sure you can handle high speeds in the wasteland?â
âThis is hardly my first death race scenario man, whatever you guys have to offer I can take and give back.~â
Rage chuckled. "I like your spirit" he smirked. "What car you want?"
If I follow you, I want to play with you. So don't be scared to tag me in a starter, crawl into my ask, or answer anything open.
This is especially true if I follow you first because it means I hunted you down specifically to stalk you from afar.Â
Mmooorrrttttyyyyyy
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Boy what have you been up to?
nothing much, b-but the leuk⊠luk⊠w-whats that thing called again, grandpa rick? leuk..imia⊠whatever it is has gotten worse i thinkâŠ
He frowned as he heard this. âDo.. You want to travel to a dimension so we.. Can get it helped?â
âthat wouldnt help, the docta here says, says its in ⊠i think the late stages?â he shrugged
âbut- but he does says that there can be stuff to slow the process! o-or or numb tha painâ
"What stuff?" he sounded sad as he spoke.
Mmooorrrttttyyyyyy
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Boy what have you been up to?
nothing much, b-but the leuk⊠luk⊠w-whats that thing called again, grandpa rick? leuk..imia⊠whatever it is has gotten worse i thinkâŠ
He frowned as he heard this. "Do.. You want to travel to a dimension so we.. Can get it helped?"
Mmooorrrttttyyyyyy
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Boy what have you been up to?
Aye you got.. Anything for odd lumps?
âUhâŠw-well, I-I can probably surgically remove them,â he said, glancing over the top of a magazine he was looking at.
âWell its not for me. Its for my Mortyâ he hummed. âHe gets these odd bumps on him time to timeâ
âYeah, I-Iâd probably have t-to see him,â he said, putting the magazine down. âY-you got âim with ya?â
âNo.. Foothook likes to stay home.. Not much for the dimension stuffâ
âWell, I-I donât make house calls,â he he propped up on his elbow nonchalantly. âE-especially not to other dimensions.â
"You got something I can take then princess?" he crossed his arms.
roadragerick:
âIn the wastelands.. Cities are bad news.. Over thrown by mutantsâ
âOh Iâm not afraid of mutants, Iâve dealt with a few, they never see me comingâ
"You a hunter?" he asked
roadragerick:
âCities are nothing but trouble honestlyâ he nodded.
ââŠEh, I love Cities, but the smells, and sounds and temperature changes are a bit too much at timesâ
"In the wastelands.. Cities are bad news.. Over thrown by mutants"
-catches him masturbating- (haha why not? Great way to meet someone new)
[HELLO!!]
Ryker sighed, pressing his head into his desk as the stress over ran his body. He slumped back into his chair and yanked his flip phone out, mindlessly scrolling through the photos until he came across one of a half naked man, wet from a shower and clearly photoshopped. Still. The image got him going. He unbuttoned his jeans and tugged his cock out, slowly pumping it as he held the photo to eyes view. He continued at it, moaning softly, until he was rudely interrupted by the opening of a portal and the entrance of an unfamiliar man.
The entrance was more of Rage falling flat on the floor as the portal threw him through it. His portal gun had 2 settings. One to get home. And Random. Where it took him anywhere. The winds had been so bad when he was trying to portal home from a dust storm. He accidently pressed random and got blown in. He was laying with his ass up and his face on the floor as he grumbled. He had no idea where he was. And when he did look up he just blinked. His glass eye had fallen out so he grabbed it and looked at the other. Unable to say words.
roadragerick:
thehighclassbadass:
roadragerick:
He chuckled. âWell where Im from you gotta be careful. Never know if the person you offend will attack you for saying something wrongâ
âIâm verbally bullet proof, so fire awayâ Shooting finger guns at the other and winked a bit.
He let out a cracked laugh. âWell fer one.. Where am I?â he asked looking around. âI havent seen forests like this⊠In a very long timeâ
âThunder Mountain, nearest town is 30 miles thataway, and itâs a small tourest-trapy thingâ He shrugged. âI like to keep away from big cities nowadaysâ
"Cities are nothing but trouble honestly" he nodded.
Reblog if it's okay to tag you in random starters.
Aye you got.. Anything for odd lumps?
âUhâŠw-well, I-I can probably surgically remove them,â he said, glancing over the top of a magazine he was looking at.
âWell its not for me. Its for my Mortyâ he hummed. âHe gets these odd bumps on him time to timeâ
âYeah, I-Iâd probably have t-to see him,â he said, putting the magazine down. âY-you got âim with ya?â
"No.. Foothook likes to stay home.. Not much for the dimension stuff"
roadragerick:
He chuckled. âWell where Im from you gotta be careful. Never know if the person you offend will attack you for saying something wrongâ
âIâm verbally bullet proof, so fire awayâ Shooting finger guns at the other and winked a bit.
He let out a cracked laugh. "Well fer one.. Where am I?" he asked looking around. "I havent seen forests like this... In a very long time"
Aye. Like your looks fella
What, you want a gold star?
Nah. No need for that stuff. What I want thou is your story.
HAHA yeah, okay. My story isnât on the menu.
How about.. Where you got the shades?
roadragerick:
âSo. Are⊠I hope this isnt rude. An albion?â he asked. âNever met one in person.. Saw one before the war hit my dimensionâ
âYeah, that would be the correct term â He nodded, before shrugging his shoulder. âHonestly? Iâve had WAY worse first impression questions, youâre not gonna offend meâ Waving his left hand a bit. âSo ask away I guess~â
He chuckled. "Well where Im from you gotta be careful. Never know if the person you offend will attack you for saying something wrong"
Aye you got.. Anything for odd lumps?
âUhâŠw-well, I-I can probably surgically remove them,â he said, glancing over the top of a magazine he was looking at.
"Well its not for me. Its for my Morty" he hummed. "He gets these odd bumps on him time to time"
Aye. Like your looks fella
What, you want a gold star?
Nah. No need for that stuff. What I want thou is your story.
