asoultoopure:
“Oh, in that regard I’m actually human again, although that in and of itself is another long story, one involving a direct alternate of mine.”
“A rather unpleasant one at that.”
“But if you have the time I certainly wouldn’t mind sharing the details of that one as well.”
. . .
So you’re not actually a vampire then?
[He droops.]
. . ..
Let me assume, did ‘he’ have anything to do with this?













