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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

should-be-sleeping

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

justprettygay

should-be-sleeping

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

should-be-sleeping

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

random-transfem-witch-punk

Hey. This one just got fired. if anyone can throw some spare cash its way, that would be greatly appreciated. Its venmo is @Trixter_bitch

melyzard

Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.

transmechanicus

strawberry-crocodile

not only am i pro self diagnosis, i am anti-getting an official diagnosis. only get that shit formalized if youre getting accomidations and/or controlled substances out of it, otherwise the legal system and the psychiatric system do NOT need to know that shit

runboybeneaththemoon

Arthur: Okay, so you're my servant now. It's not really that important of a position, just like, idk, make sure you bring me my breakfast on time

Merlin: I would die for you, I would kill for you, I'd give up my humanity and become a living weapon for you, I would sit by your grave for over a millennium, awaiting your return-

Arthur: but would you bring me breakfast on time?

Merlin: Well that's asking a bit much, don't you think?

kosmogrl

speciesbarocus

Roman mosaic floor discovered under a vineyard in Negrar di Valpolicella, Veneto.

birdsquirrel

#something about this really gets to me #how if you get enough dirt on your floor it just becomes the ground #and eventually someone is trying to farm in your living room

transsexualhamlet

I have a creeping suspicion some of you guys are not taking "idk man sometimes it depends" to heart

twistedpictures1-deactivated202

i think danganronpa is garbage and i don’t understand what kinning is but i think every person on earth kins komaeda. like it’s what makes us human. kinning komaeda separates us from dogs

modernpromethean-moved

this post sucks :/ i dont kin komaeda i hate him.

twistedpictures1-deactivated202

this is exactly what komaeda would say.

wizard-dax

Alright you heard the man, it's time to keep on queerin'

redravenblogs

Couldn't leave this in the tags

bunjywunjy

rare and auspicious creature sighted on remote island beach

poondragoon

Yaller thang

helpeverythingiscats

@cat-identifier

cat-identifier

Unfortunately I am not the person to ask to identify construction vehicles, especially at range, but I'm sure there is someone out there who can.

vermofftiss

Idk bud it looks like a Cat® to me

bunjywunjy

ps to everyone in the notes trying to figure out what this guy is and why he's there, it's a dredger!

they put these guys on big floating platforms and have a towboat drag them out to wherever they're needed to deepen a harbor so boats don't bonk themselves on the bottom coming to shore. the lake is constantly moving the sand back in so it's kind of an ongoing slap fight with the lake over docking rights.

2dulce-archive

destroy the idea that angels are blonde and blue eyed and fair skinned !!! destroy the idea of holy imagery consisting only of white people !!!

banshees-deactivated20180812

iirc this is actually one of thomas blackshear’s main subject matters! so check out his stuff if ur interested

angelbabyspice

YES!!!!

bafahy

lastoneout

I do think it's really funny that Sam has this reputation for being a madman who tortures and humiliates his friends for fun and profit but then when you look deeper and remember that these are all comedians it becomes abundantly clear that every single person on that stage is a massive masochistic freak and the dynamic is more that post about BDSM that's like

Sub: Can you drug me and then tie me up naked and throw me in the back of your truck and drive me to an abandoned warehouse where you do fucked up science experiments on me?

Dom, notebook in hand: I don't know, that's scary.

Like that's the real Game Changer cast vs host energy it's not Sam being an insane god of chaos and pain torturing his friends who are semi-unwilling and scared it's Sam offering his comedian friends a space of unlimited possibility and watching them immediately go off the deep end and suggest making an episode based on Slender where they have one hour in a park at night to find 6 pages while Brennan—who is high on shrooms, blindfolded, and holding a broadsword—hunts them for sport. It's not Sam's fault all of his friends are dangerously insane, he's just trying to offer them enough enrichment that they don't start trying to eat each other. In one of the latest episodes the contestants essentially torture themselves for fun and one tries to give a kid a beer while the others cheer him on, trust me the contestants are SCPs and Sam is their handler. This is containment, not torture.

gargamelldansen

I've only barely started playing MTG but I am so far baffled as to how the community doesn't have some IRL equivalent of Pokemon gyms. People put so much effort into creating decks with unique theming, and while plenty of people are trying to optimize their decks to be flawlessly unbeatable, even more just seem to really like decks with cool themes surrounding particular creature types or mechanics.

I just think Magic would lend itself really well to a type of semi-competitive scene where you and your buddies can hop on the bus to the next town over to go fight Crab Guy (guy who likes crabs) at the Crab Gym (room at the back of a game store with paper crabs on the walls) to get your Crab Badge (small pin with a crab on it) by defeating his Crab Deck (deck whose only creature cards are crabs)