Last night I slept bad but for like an hour or so I hit a deep zone where I looked at a hole in the sky and asked to see a ufo come through by announcing that I was ready for it - then I was sleeping with a mysterious and hairy woman who was maybe also an alien and she was riding me and it was all very pleasant but when I woke up I discovered that I had shit my sweatpant shorts and had to do a clean up before I left for work. Life is profound…















