only one way to go.

andré hamann. brand owner. model. dog dad. hopeless romantic with a dirty mind. ↳ thekingoftypos

[robbedfromus]

a little late but it’s better than never posting it, right?

hi. i’m andré hamann. and hands down, i am one of the lamest people you’ll probably ever meet. my entire personality is probably my dog. and that i’ve spent the last few months in paris and am already missing all the french things. a german man speaking french is not as attractive as one may or may not think.

i make way too many typos for my own good, but if you enjoy a good typo from a man that often doesn’t make sense — consider me your guy. you can find me on gh at thekingoftypos

[robbedfromus]

hello there. i’m still alive. i’ll respond to messages probably tonight when i’m more awake. jetlag is catching up. ):

[deathgasmic]

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

[robbedfromus]

when can i show off duplo?

[robbedfromus]

the amount of times i almost go live when all i want to do is look something up.

[robbedfromus]

i love laying in bed while scrolling the dash with one eye open.

[000l]

sick to my stomach (i didn’t get attention for 5 mins)

[robbedfromus]

there’s nothing that makes me happier than when someone uses the e correctly in my name. 

[robbedfromus]

a little late but it’s better than never posting it, right?

hi. i’m andré hamann. and hands down, i am one of the lamest people you’ll probably ever meet. my entire personality is probably my dog. and that i’ve spent the last few months in paris and am already missing all the french things. a german man speaking french is not as attractive as one may or may not think.

i make way too many typos for my own good, but if you enjoy a good typo from a man that often doesn’t make sense — consider me your guy. you can find me on gh at thekingoftypos

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems

[honeyl2v]

Heyyy (with the intention of making you feel loved, adored, and supported)

[moved-to-fragglecunt]

hey *kisses u on ur forehead* i'm going to ruin you

[chrissyoriginal-deactivated2019]

Learn to stop saying “it’s okay” when shit really isn’t .

[robbedfromus]

i don’t know a niall horan.

[robbedfromus]

i’ve got coffee, a slight headache, and the desire to destroy something today.

[robbedfromus]

i’m disappearing to hangouts for the rest of the night, but if you’re looking for a new friend - give this a like and i’ll be right there. 

[robbedfromus]

is it a bad idea to drink coffee at 5:34pm?