mrs. california

hello, i am robert california's wife and here is a safe place if you love james spader as much as i do. 🦎 she/her

[robertcurlyfornia]

alan shore (and james spader btw) is so fucking kissable!!!

[hagofswords]

hacks is my favorite kind of dynamic. mean powerful older woman with a pathetic younger queer disaster following her around trying to prove herself. it's like if the devil wears prada got 80% gayer

[robertcurlyfornia]

i'm rewatching boston legal and i'm completely stuck on this scene!!! she´s just like me fr

[robertcurlyfornia]

he pays the bill, you taste the wine. would you accept it?

i can't help but think he's the personification of the song 'old-fashioned lover boy'.

[robertcurlyfornia]

rewatching the office s8 because i was missing my baby robert california and needed to watch him being handsome and hot and stuff and i can't help but scream to y'all that this man is so fucking handsome!!! so just in case you haven't heard it today: JAMES SPADER IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE and you can't change my mind. so that's it. sorry for the intensity of my thoughts (and my horniness)

[rcthelizardking]

god imagine seeing him leaning against your bedroom door like this 🤤😩

[robertcurlyfornia]

OMG!!!!!!

[karamamazov]

Calling him james spader is simply not good enough. That’s sex freak james spader to you.

[theredblacklist]

[spaderappreciator]

Dream team.

[robertcurlyfornia]

my little baby only wanted a kiss... and something more but whatever

[robertcurlyfornia]

I don't know if I believe in you, Mr. Shore!!! I need to check to be sure!!!

[robertcurlyfornia]

i know Shirley was really mean to him for no reason, but it's still funny how shocked Alan was by her audacity lol. I love her, by the way.

[robertcurlyfornia]

something about them together!! as a bi woman, i can't tell who is luckier.

[moon-over-umami]

[robertcurlyfornia]

he never fails!!! the man with the biggest libido in the world ☝🏽

[robertcurlyfornia]

I'm DEFINITELY not a straight woman but whenever i see robert california i think omg i could easily marry this man and be the happiest wife in the world. but idk if it makes sense!

[jimmyspades]

[robertcurlyfornia]

omg there's hardly anyone in the world sexier than him i'm fairly sure of that!!

[robertcurlyfornia]

i love that interview where james spader said he's a really good kisser but I can't find it anymore :(

[pajamasecrets]

Red has a lot of skills; he’s good at almost everything. Can you tell us something that are good at and something that you are bad at?

I’m very, very bad at getting up in the morning. That’s really one of the things that I’m the worst at. I’m not a morning person at all and never, ever have been so I have a hard time with that … I’m a very good kisser. I think that’s something I’m fairly sure of — that’s something I don’t make mistakes in very often. I think I could say that that is a skill I’m quite confident of.

source

[robertcurlyfornia]

oh! here it is!

[robertcurlyfornia]

i love that interview where james spader said he's a really good kisser but I can't find it anymore :(