Robert the Glitcherino

This blog used to be an RP blog, but now its pretty much my "Whatever" blog. I still do a bit of Rping now and again, but not as much and usually for small bursts. But for the most part I'm mostly just reblogging stuff.

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[charlesoberonn]

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

[creative-clawmarks]

I like to think that even other machines think V1 is a freak.

[jinxthebinxyy]

THE QUALITY IS SOOOIIIO FUUUUUCKEEEDDD

[squeakitties]

mario canyon break

[lycosouris]

NOW we're talking

[lycosouris]

Another one to see it eat

[chinesewednesday]

[just-prompt-things]

best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)

[peach-flavored-cyanide]

alternatively

[totallynotgayforyou]

[doodledrawsthings]

making Yi and Kuafu get married in tomodachi life @bakfoo keeps making the most delightful voice shitposts

[blueey-jayzilla]

The gal pals

[glutko]

State of Play Johnny Test Jumpscare

[glutko]

Looks like this game (Darwin's Paradox) finally came out.

Is not-Johnny Test still in it, or did he get removed after the State of Play trailer?

[huebris808]

the Johnny Test-lings were removed apparently!

[thewordywarlock]

THEY JUST REPLACED JOHNNY WITH HIS DAD

[panicawa]

Dressed up in (an updated) Kanaya cosplay for the occasion! Happy 4/13.

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[lovehaleylo]

Hypno 💤

And the aftermath as well:

[torrentialchaos]

ATTENTION! THERE IS A NEW SCAM GOING AROUND!

I just got this today, where a random user messaged me asking if I had ever gotten this message before. I said yes and they then sent me a screenshot of my banner and pfp asking if I owned the blog. I knew it was a scam at this point because duh, they were literally messaging me on it, but I decided to play along.

They sent this message and image:

Know that I’ve never used Tumblr premium, but I’m assuming that that’s not what it looks like. And this literally makes no sense. Like, what does the payment success thing mean?

They then sent this:

What the hell do they mean by games? They are clearly lying and it’s hilarious. Also pressing contact support would probably take you to the Tumblr support page which I would know because I was on that page a few times yesterday. My account got restricted because they thought I was a bot.

Please be careful about this! Spread the word if you can!

[scam-alerts]

Oh boy here we go again... Seems the 'I accidentally reported your account' scammers are up to their tricks again.

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