Everybody Loves Me

Robert Anthony Montgomery here. You might know me as the inventor of many things, or an actor in some films, or even you may know my dad. Who knows, I am here and better than you.

[roberttonymontgomery]

After a month of hiding away on a sandy beach by myself, I am back to the real world. Did I miss anything good? 

[sweatyfbiprofiler]

his eyes

[sweatyfbiprofiler]

[roberttonymontgomery]

Damn man, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

That is a very very strange pick up line…… I like you grey face. As long as you don’t ask personal questions we can be friends. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Sounds like a good deal to me

[roberttonymontgomery]

Damn man, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

That is a very very strange pick up line…… I like you grey face. As long as you don’t ask personal questions we can be friends. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

The deal is you let me take you to dinner and if you don’t like it, you never hear from me again. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Damn man, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

That is a very very strange pick up line…… I like you grey face. As long as you don’t ask personal questions we can be friends. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

That’s because I know what I want and I will get it. I will fight for it. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Damn man, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

That is a very very strange pick up line…… I like you grey face. As long as you don’t ask personal questions we can be friends. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Lost for words? 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Damn man, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

That is a very very strange pick up line…… I like you grey face. As long as you don’t ask personal questions we can be friends. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Not at all sweetheart. Hurting my feelings is hard to do. 

Okay but what if I want to be too attached. You may be younger but damn. You know what you want, you don’t let anything get to you, you are gorgeous, a little bit of a temperament, which is sort of hot, and you can sing. I see this as a win win. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Damn man, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

That is a very very strange pick up line…… I like you grey face. As long as you don’t ask personal questions we can be friends. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Oh wow really!? Huh you must not know me at all then. Loser? Really? 

I would rather argue with the kid that thinks I hate him.. He at least puts up a fight. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Damn man, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

That is a very very strange pick up line…… I like you grey face. As long as you don’t ask personal questions we can be friends. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Why am I not surprised? That’s not...you know what fine. I’m not arguing with you. It’s like arguing with a wall. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Damn man, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

That is a very very strange pick up line…… I like you grey face. As long as you don’t ask personal questions we can be friends. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

You are a demon in disguise you know that. Yeah okay but I don’t lose. How about I take you out for dinner after your show in exchange of winning. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Damn man, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

That is a very very strange pick up line…… I like you grey face. As long as you don’t ask personal questions we can be friends. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

How about we just...forget what I just said. Because what I said makes it look like I like you. I do like you but I don’t want to lose. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Damn man, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

That is a very very strange pick up line…… I like you grey face. As long as you don’t ask personal questions we can be friends. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

I can’t believe you are making me say this. I wanted to see you okay. Happy now? I need a drink..

[roberttonymontgomery]

Damn man, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

That is a very very strange pick up line…… I like you grey face. As long as you don’t ask personal questions we can be friends. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

I mean it’s not a big deal or anything. The show sounded interesting so I wanted to see it. It’s not like I knew you were in it or anything. Well same. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Text // Matt&Robert

Matt: it's fine, wouldn't want to take up more of your time

Matt: i'm just saying that i didn't want it to be as personalised as it is

Robert: I have nothing but time kid. That's what you get for taking a break

Robert: The only thing personalized is what Jarvis calls him. Again I can easily reprogram it to say something different. It is my program after all.

[roberttonymontgomery]

Text // Matt&Robert

Matt: just got the watch, thanks

Matt: it looks nice but I thought I told you to not do anything special to it

Matt: how can you be so sure who it's for?

Robert: Listen, I just had a gut feeling. And my gut isn't usual wrong.

Robert: If you want me to I can easily reprogram it. It would take me an hour tops

[roberttonymontgomery]

Damn man, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

That is a very very strange pick up line…… I like you grey face. As long as you don’t ask personal questions we can be friends. 

[roberttonymontgomery]

Oh your opening night’s tomorrow. Well good luck I guess. I look forward to seeing you on the stage. Being nice must be really hard for you.