Babies That Look Like Rob Ford

[robfordbabies]

"Women love money. You give them a couple thousand bucks and they're happy."

[robfordbabies]

"How about, 'I am so sorry. Is that as good as I apologize? Or, 'So sorry?' Which one do you want, Madam Speaker? Like, 'Super, super, super, super, super, super, super sorry? So sorry?"

[robfordbabies]

"If you want health care, pay for it."

[robfordbabies]

"I am a role model."

[robfordbabies]

"I don't go to your front door, don't go to my front door. I have kids."

[robfordbabies]

"Those Oriental people work like dogs. They work their hearts out. They are workers non-stop. They sleep beside their machines. That's why they're successful in life." 

[robfordbabies]

"No I'm not in any alcohol treatment programme, I'm not in any drug treatment programme. I have weight issues, I've been training everyday."

[robfordbabies]

"My question is, I urinated in a public parking lot. What does that have to do with anything?"

[robfordbabies]

"I'm going to have to take these guys to court. What am I going to do, sit here and let these guys pound me for saving money and try to embarrass me? That's all it comes down to." 

[robfordbabies]

"Our city's government is now working efficiently and effectively, like never before."

[robfordbabies]

"I'm going to be playing hooky from City Hall. Come to Rogers Centre if you need to find Rob Ford. I've got five high school bowls; I'm not going to miss them."

[robfordbabies]

"I said it would never happen again and it has never happened again - at the ACC." 

[robfordbabies]

"People want subways, folks.... subways, subways. They don't want these damn streetcars blocking up our city!"

[robfordbabies]

"We're going to put an end to the gravy train."

[robfordbabies]

"No one, but no one, is going to accuse me of having escorts and doing lines at the bar."

[robfordbabies]

"That was pure stupidity. I shouldn't have gotten hammered down at the Danforth."

[robfordbabies]

"I’ve never said that in my life to her, I would never do that. I’m happily married, I’ve got more than enough [pussy]  to eat at home"