~xXx welcome to my twisted mind xXx~

he/they or él/elle - Tumblr teen returning in their late twenties - formerly rimmulustimmuloid, bootypliergrumps, steampoweredphoenixofthelord (embrace cringe, folks) - please ask me to tag your triggers!

[robinreturnstotumbler]

hey I'm Robin

gene belcher coded

he/they in English, él/elle in Spanish, late twenties, white eurotrash

gender: queer sexuality: queer

blog is occasionally nsfw

in this house we are sex positive, kink positive, trans positive, queer, pro-sexwork, anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti-sexist, and anti-genocide

I don't tag my posts or my queue, but please ask me to tag your triggers and I will do so

[pavlover-boy]

big day for tumblr sexyman enjoyers and weird fags everywhere

[memorydatas]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[memorydatas]

for context:

[dragonquestv]

[an-actual-lion-deactivated20200]

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

[leolikesaccountability]

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

[non-binary-ary]

Hope yall  like my abomination

[thegrimmlovely]

That last one is fucking moving istg

[silverjirachi]

at last. the gaydar

[cargopantsman]

[anathemaegg]

[sustancy]

[mikazureart]

have a month

[nocontext-simpsonsfuturama]

In a tradition that dates back to Founding Father Jebediah Springfield every May 10, local residents gather to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to Snake Heaven

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[artbyfinn]

!!!

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

you’d think that telling people to expand their music tastes would be pretty cut and dry but then you tell someone to listen to jazz and they call you eurocentric

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

you’d think that telling people to expand their music tastes would be pretty cut and dry but then you tell someone to listen to jazz and they act like you're trying to mind control them

[fipindustries]

i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

[schafpudel]

#literally genuinely truly people need to stop stereotyping 'ugly' nerd guys like this because it's extremely old#I can tell you right now you're more likely to get a rancid opinion out of a rich conventionally attractive dude just statistically#also stop using people's photographs to make mean jokes when you don't even fucking know the person thanks bye

[bi-medusa]

Jerry Messing “the fedora guy”s GoFundMe. The face of the neck beard memes for many years and decades of how that affected his life. Disabled by covid and a coma and after his mums passing he has recently upped his donation goal after being forced to move (inability to afford rising rent prices and accommodations like a ramp)

Donate to Revovery from Covid comp for Jerry Messing, organized by Patti P. Stiles

Hi, my name is Patti Stiles and I'm fund raising for my son, Jerry Messing,… Patti P. Stiles needs your support for Revovery from Covid comp

[blondie-in-the-zone-deactivated]

I really do hope he pulls through.

[bi-medusa]

Donate to Support Jerry and Jim in Rebuilding Their Lives, organized by Patti P. Stiles

Hello, my name is Jerry Messing, my father is Jim, and we are in a pre… Patti P. Stiles needs your support for Support Jerry and Jim in Rebu

Jerry’s new fundraiser to cover his moving costs. He has had to move out of an abusive household with his ailing father.

[rimonoroni]

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

[rimonoroni]

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

[rimonoroni]

it has been like. two days

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

[ralfmaximus]

The note inside a bullet.

B-17 bomber is riddled with German anti-aircraft fire but miraculously survives. Later they discover the explosive shells were all inert; sabotaged by Nazi slaves working in armament factories.

Inside one empty shell is a written note: it's all we can do for you now.

[gothlovingoth]

The most important part of all this is that these small acts of bravery and noncompliance cannot be known as long as the enemy still stands, and might never be known. Just because it doesn’t seem like anyone is doing anything doesn’t mean it’s true. The best malicious compliance or subtle sabotage is the one that’s never detected, but makes ravages nonetheless.

[hyrude]

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

[kyraneko]

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

[vyeoh]

[fairycosmos]

let it go my friend... i say this as a fat "ugly" dyke. your body is the vehicle w which you move in the world, give love, receive love, make things, SEE things, KNOW things. that's all that matters. beauty and ugliness are marketing scams esp for women. LIVE and FUCK THE WORLD it's not easy to get there but it's so sweet. ppl will love you fat and "ugly" i swear on god.

this is like a religious text to me and i'm not joking even a little

[girlballs-archive]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

[girlballs-archive]

hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like a shining example of your country's functional healthcare system

[girlballs-archive]

[sweating and taking notes] hey girl awesome pussy. it looks nuanced and complicated

[stalgivc]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.