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taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look
reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind
DATING APP HCS - AYATO
PAIRING: AYATO X FEM READER
WARNING: SMUT, DOM/LITTLE DYNAMICS
If you are an Ayato fan, do yourself a favour and read it. Even if you aren’t, you still better do it. Just saying :> Ayato is the best daddy material and I just had to write it. Smut, smut, smut and lots of Daddy Ayato taking care of his baby. You might want to find yourself a sugar daddy right after reading it, but don’t hold me accountable for it.
You’ve been mulling over the option of getting yourself a sugar daddy for quite some time now. You are just a broke Creative Writing major who can barely afford to pay the bills, not to mention the awfully high college fees.
All in all, you also can’t deny the fact that your sexual frustration has already reached sky-high levels, leaving you mostly annoyed and miserable. What’s wrong with you? Aren’t you cute enough? Maybe you’re just too clingy. You’ve heard it often enough to actually start believing it.
So, after the stage of initial doubt has passed, you find yourself seated on the sofa with a phone in your hand. You’ve done your research thoroughly. You know how terrible people can get online so you made sure to pick the safest dating site the Internet has to offer. Your anxiety soars high after you finally hit the save button and lean back to take a look at the profile you’ve created.
Coming to think of it, you’ve always been a little bit… different?
Your parents spoiled you rotten and brought you up inside of a protective bubble that guarded you against the cruelty of others and the world. It always felt like a little bit too much for your vulnerable side that very often took control of everything that happened in your life. From a very young age, you shunned the company of other kids, preferring to spend your time in solitude, immersed in your fantasy world of dolls and pastel plushies.
That bubble was just an illusion, though. You had no choice but to come up against some very harsh realities after you decided to move out of your parents’ secure haven. You wanted to pursue your dreams of becoming a writer and finally be able to look at yourself in the mirror without feeling like a failure.
Thus, if there is anything that you’re sure of in your life at this point; it must be:
1) You are Broke (with capital B!), but most certainly, you are not going to ask your parents to save your ass yet again.
2) You will go to any lengths to graduate from this university and make your family proud.
3) You are done with the permanent HORNY status. The prospects of having somebody else to look out for you as well as deal with the f.o.r.e.v.e.r wet panties issue is too good to let it fall between the cracks without giving it a chance first.
With your hopes high, you began browsing different profiles of strangers who hinted at being interested in providing for a Little. These were, however, mostly old and yucky-looking men. It took but a few minutes to realise that the idea of getting yourself a sugar daddy, no matter how pleasing it seems, will be more difficult than you had initially thought it would. Are you being too picky? Perhaps. But, you can’t bring yourself to EVER let a creep like that touch you! The mere thought triggers a gag reflex, and your body shudders as if attacked by thousands of sleazy slimes.
So, just when you are about to call it a day and go to bed to sulk over the fact that your pathetic ass can’t even find anybody to have sex with you, let alone pay you for it, your bulging in shock eyes almost pop out of your head.
„Holy shit!”
You rise to your feet and then; have to immediately sit back down because of the growing excitement causing the world around to spin.
This man is fucking flawless. Pastel hair? Elegant and charming smile? He doesn’t even look like he is anywhere near his 30s. Your mouth melts as if you haven’t eaten for days, and now there is a delicious looking cake served on a silver plate right in front of your eyes. Absurd. Why would a man of his calibre even want to pay anybody to have sex with him? Shouldn’t it be the other way round? Heck, you would surely pay him if your wallet was anything thicker than a tissue.
You swipe right.
And then your mood drops.
„Oh, I’m such a tool.”
Aha, why are you getting so excited? You pinch those burning cheeks hard enough to bring yourself down a peg or two. Why would he, the walking perfection of lavender and baby-blue Celestial being, ever become interested in YOU of all the people who’d be ready to bounce on his dick if he just as much as spared them a glance?
The profile name says AyatoDaddy. You wonder what his real name is. The site won’t let you see any personal details unless you match with someone. You were cautious enough to keep your name private and decided to stick to an alias of sorts. If they want to know your name they will need to ask. DUH.
Like an idiot, you spring to your feet yet again when the sound of the notification startles the shit out of you.
My oh my oh my
The screen lights up, and your heart gallops with the speed of a herd of feral horses.
A match? A new match?
And a message from… Kamisato Ayato.
You put your phone away, pacing around the room like a tiger trapped in a cage to gather your thoughts. It takes you precious minutes before you finally are ready to pick up the device again.
From: Kamisato Ayato
Hi, pretty girl. I saw your profile and simply couldn’t resist texting you. How come such a cute little doll like you doesn’t have anyone to look after her? Well, no matter. It seems to be my lucky day. I’ll gladly take care of you, Little One.
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I’m sorry you can’t change my mind Viktor is the definition of a mad scientist and I’m here for it🤣
I’m worth a small fortune.
★ MONOPOLY | Do not edit.
so uh since it’s going to be the week the events of dbh takes place soon (Nov 5th-11th) i wanted to do a DBH week sort of thing? this is what i’ll be doing. feel free to join in and celebrate this hell game!
Day 1: favourite protagonist
Day 2: favourite minor character
Day 3: favourite relationship
Day 4: favourite chapter
Day 5: favourite scene
Day 6: favourite outfit
Day 7: favourite quote
both handsome ⭕️
The Dominant One (Yandere!Connor x Plus Size!Reader) **SMUT**
Author’s Note: I have Oolong tea out in the open in front of my Mac, and a container full of watermelon hidden in a desk drawer. I don’t even know the time, and I’m gonna finish this smmmMMMUT (n u t s). Also, I even listened to ‘Gimmie More’ by Britney Spears to just give it a m o o d. • someone requested on wattpad ~w~ •
Summary: You’ve dated Connor for a while, but he started to be rather carnal when you’ve kept him waiting.
The vintage-like clock stuck twelve at the coffee shop you worked at. You looked at the clock, smiling as you untied your apron and checked off, leaving work with your handbag of keys, and other miscellaneous things.
You rushed to get out of the snow by getting inside of your car hastily. Just as you did, your right pocket vibrated two times. Coming from that, you knew it was a text message because you made sure any text message you got was double vibrated.
Pulling the phone out of the pocket of your fur coat, you see a message:
💙 Connor 💙
Why aren’t you home yet, darling?
You chuckled at his text. It was always common of him to worry about where you were, hence he’s very protective of you.
Yet on the other side of the phone…
Connor was pacing around the room in your home, specifically your bedroom. Where were you? Are you hurt? Are you just working overtime? Is someone talking to you?
'If they’re forcing Y/N to do overtime then I’ll need to speak to her manager about it. If she’s talking to someone then I’ll have to get that person away from her, perhaps relocate the person. If she’s hurt, then I’ll find the suspect and I’ll kill them… God, where is she?!’
Every minute, every second became strikingly painful for this android detective. As much as he’s seen you fight, he still sees you as a person he must protect. As much as he loves you, he just doesn’t like it when suspicious people try to talk to you. God forbid he hears anyone talk shit about you, otherwise, he’ll find them, but at that moment he won’t. Once he’s put you to sleep, he retraces his steps and finds anyone that dared mess with his lover.
So far, you haven’t noticed. You almost once, but you shrugged it off as a side effect from too much coffee. Connor was glad you tossed it aside, but he also tossed aside himself some issues you were having the past few weeks. Tired from work? He cuddles you and never lets go. Crying because of your weight? He kisses every single part you are, and were, ever insecure about. Feeling angry? He gifts you a punching bag to take your anger out (And also to look at the sweat glowing your skin like a goddess).
Tonight he was feeling strange. Connor was feeling very protective of you. He tried to convince you to call in sick for work but you didn’t feel like it. As much as he is delicate with you, he’s also rough - especially jealous. Whenever he’s jealous, he glares daggers at the person who’s flirting with you and squeezes your plushy hips hard - deviantly smiling as he claims his property.
And so now he was stuck with an incredibly aroused cock and a phone, waiting for you to come back so he can fuck you senseless.
😍 Y/N
I just got in the car babe. I’ll be there in ten minutes 😚
Humming to yourself, you casually drove back home through Detroit’s snow to your comfortable (And affordable) apartment.
Once parked and out of the car, your hand gently graced the doorknob before Connor swiftly opened the door himself.
“Where were you.” The detective demanded.
You raised an eyebrow. Since when would Connor become this possessive? “Sweetheart, It’s alright. I just had to work a little bit of overtime, and there was some asshole there.”
Connor gritted his teeth, 'Overtime and someone bothering her…’
Your lover lifted your chin up, before calmly claiming to you, “You should not have kept me waiting so long…I think you’re in need of a punishment…” He stroked your back and thighs slowly, sending shivers to your spine. Connor’s never acted like this. Was this the day he snapped? He would never, but considering how sexually frustrated he is, all he wants is to feel you.
Carefully, you walked back to get away from him, fearing that he may hurt you, even though he doesn’t intend to. What you didn’t know, was that he was guiding you to your bedroom. When your butt, unintentionally collided with the footboard of your bed. Blushing, you felt the sheets rustle at your big weight and as you sank into the mattress deeply. You closed your eyes but gave yourself enough confidence to open them again and see Connor’s brown eyes, hungry for you. With your lips quivering slightly, he licked his lips - the aching erection he had hidden in his pants slightly rubbing against your crotch. It wasn’t until now that you realized that he was in a very dominant mood today.
Leaning down, Connor whispered into your ear softly, “You’re wet, aren’t you?” You bit your bottom lip, in order to prevent the moans that wanted to come out from Connor rubbing your crotch with his two fingers.
“N-N-Nnooo.” You managed to whimper out.
Roughly, Connor ripped off your work pants and panties (He’s obviously buying you better ones after this), and takes a long deep lick of your clit.
Licking his lips of the residue, he growled, “You’re lying…” He pinned your wrists next to your thick hips and began eating out your pussy raw.
Tensing, you concentrated a bit too much about Connor’s tongue lapping around your folds and moaned a little every time you panted from the pleasure.
“You like it, don’t you baby?” Connor teased as he went deeper to your entrance to stick his tongue in. Arching your back, you gave in to the good feeling it brought and moaned. Moan after moan, you let your boyfriend play the dominant, and you loved every moment. But what you didn’t love, was the feeling of release coming to a sharp halt. As you whined, Connor gave a teasing smile and only kissed your inner thigh. Your breath hitched at the feeling of his lips pressing against the soft plush of your thighs. He kept peppering them and gripped the flesh as he made a few hickeys here and there.
“C-Connor…” You whispered faintly. you didn’t care if he heard you or not. All you wanted was to keep the pleasure going. That was all you wanted.
“Take off your shirt,” Connor demanded. It took you a while to compose yourself from that order, but slowly you complied, taking off the buttons slowly, one by one. As you unbuttoned your work blouse, Connor did the liberty of unhooking your bra next.
You bit your bottom lip, flustered to have Connor see yourself naked and a blushing mess.
“Get on all fours.” He growled. You wanted to deny it, but you felt a little aroused at that growl.
So, you flipped yourself over, and you couldn’t see Connor smirking at the view he was looking at. You felt smooth and cold hands rub against your ass, you even felt it jiggle a little every time those hands let go.
*Smack*
Not even thinking about it, you moaned out of reflex. The process repeated: a deep rub and a hard spank against your ass. Each time you moaned against your pillow and blushed darker the more you felt your ass jiggle.
You pouted when the actions stopped, but you were anticipating what was about to happen next when you heard the sound of clothes being removed. Breathing heavily, you gasped at the size of his cock that entered your dripping, wet cunt without warning.
“I want you to scream my name, and my name only. I want everyone around this house to hear who you belong to.” With pounding thrusts, you moaned Connor’s name like it wasn’t a problem. But that wasn’t enough for him. Connor started pounding your pussy harder, almost at an inhuman speed once he heard the words: “C-Connor! R-Right Th-There~! Th-Theere~! Yes~!”
Whimpering, you were powerless over the possessive nature he was giving to you. Pulling the strands of your hair, Connor made you whimper more over the sensation of your hair being pulled, resulting in you to arch your back and tighten the core that so wanted to cum.
“C-Connor…I…I wanna…!”
Before you could finish mustering the words that you wanted to cum, Connor let go of your hair and wrapped a hand around your neck.
“Not…Yet~” He groaned. The more you tried to hold in, the more your moans transferred to groans whilst the opposite happened for Connor because of your clenching pussy throbbing around his dick from the pressure.
Closing your eyes, you pushed your head down into your soft, silky pillows and let yourself release your juices after how long Connor cummed inside of you. Hell, you even something leak out.
You started to shiver from the light breeze coming out of your window. Noticing this, your lover wrapped his arms around your chubby waist and planted soft kisses around your neck and shoulders. This Connor was completely different from the one who was pounding you from behind with a hand in your hair and another around your neck.
Through his peppers of kisses, you could hear him say, “You looked so beautiful, your curves, your full hips,” His hands gracefully moved in an up and down motion on your thigh and pressed his lips to your cheek deeply, smooching it, “I sometimes suspect that you were the reason of my deviancy. Something about you…brought my fans overheating, my thirium flowing to my cheeks…” Your cheeks were dusted red as Connor kept praising you. Cautiously, you turned so that you were facing him. You can tell that something inside of him changed. You just didn’t know if it was good or bad.
While you were thinking, soft lips made their way from your neck all the way up to your plump lips. It was not rough. And it was not forced either. It was slow and memorable.
You pulled away, making the android pout in both sadness and anger, “Connor, I…” You couldn’t think of anything because you were speechless. You have fantasized about these kinds of things when you were younger, mostly to keep giving yourself hope that someone out there would love you. You just only have found out that it was he is the person that you’ve dreamed…and you don’t know how you feel about it.
“You’re mine…You’re all mine Y/N. I, I love you…” Connor kept praising you and your name. The only response could think of was,
“I love you too.”
they fight
you look human. you sound human. but what are you really?
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