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What a breathtaking message to send out there, mister dude

Truly, brovity is the soul of wit

#brophocles

ARQUIUSPRITE: Come feel this

DIRK: What?

ARQUIUSPRITE: Come feel my muscles

DIRK: No.

ARQUIUSPRITE: Get over here and touch my muscles

DIRK: I'm not touching your goddamn muscles.

paint-pony

Koda JUMPED a creek today to get to me, I’m movin’ up in the world ❤

divorceinaugust

i looked around in the tags for something like this and i couldnt find anythign so here i am

Callin’ you out, bro.

@roboguy-horsesweat, I’m quite frankly, devasted. You never got back to me on that reply, dogg. I presume you might have taken a wrong step and bonked your tricep meat on some nasty fuckin’ stuff.

That’s not an excuse for you to leave me hanging, Brochimedes.

Now, you’ll just have to accept that any proposition you’ll make will be judged with both vindictive and personalized prejudice.

Sorry, Master Braj

But there is a perfectly reasonable e%planation for this behavior, crushing as it might have been to someone as regrettably meat-minded as you are

I was merely conducting a social experiment, dogg. In fact, one might even say

It was just a prank, bro

I wouldn’t say meat-minded, Broridanus, the brain is made up of 80% water. You gotta factor that in, man.

Irrespective of my correction, you can just, like, not. With that Ethan Bradberry shit, I’m am not tolerating that here.

I was factoring that in, Vitamin Bro12

Meat in itself already largely consists of water. Which means I was largely just avoiding some heavy a▒▒ redundancy there

Besides, I’m just joking, man. Relax, bro

Listen here, Mandudebro. Even though it takes 2,400 gallons of water to produce one pound of meat, I’m not having it.

That’s presumably, in your case, way too much for my hands to get grabby on.

Braj, even if it takes absurd quantities of water to produce this sort of Grade A beef, you are still making one h▒▒▒ of a mistake not even feasting your gander bulbs on it

There is abso100tely no amount of sinew that is too big to just give a firm touch, Broman

I’m sure you know this just as well as I do

I’m pretty sure I’m dodging a bullet, Broman Empire. This carpe diem kind of lifestyle isn’t mine to have.

(That means that copping a feel for your beef market isn’t on my proverbial bucket list since there’s so much shit that means more than that, like if tigers have wings, you feel?)

The only thing you are dodging is your chance to feel up the sort of ludi%ly huge biceps that normal people, the sort who aren’t hulked out supercomputers, only get to see once in a lifetime. A nobleman’s muscles, even

So frankly, Beethoven’s ‘Archdude’, you should be feeling devastated. And so should I, perhaps, were I not a paragon of artificial intelligence

A wise man once said that a wiser man told him this, “Coach said to fake right, break left–watch out for the pick and keep your eye on the defense. You gotta run, give and go. Take the ball to the hole like an ol’ school pro.”

Coincidentally, that wise man also demanded that you, “Gotta get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game.” That kind of isn’t a factor for the point I’m trying to get through though.

You see, we can see the former sayings I pasted as another way to describe determination, motivating someone you’re familiar with. Except you’re doing this shit literally, Brothoven. I’m trying to fake left and break for the right but you aren’t letting me take that ‘ball’ into the hoop like Carlton Banks.

This why we aren’t making any fuckin’ progress, Bro, Bruh & Breddy. It’s too wack.

#twaintercel #((i may have overdone it with the bro puns. but. this is rly fun.))

S▒▒ ain’t just balls in holes here, dawg

There’s more complicated things going on than simple geometry and games, or whatever else your rudimentary little meatmind may occupy itself with in its spare time. For e%ample, there is some top notch arisbrocratic brawn over here, waiting for you to feel it the f▒▒ up for a second

This is all I, or rather, my muscles, ask, Marquis de Braj

That said, however

Jeffrey, break out Brocille

phoenixir

Photographed by Emmy Eriksson‎

Callin’ you out, bro.

@roboguy-horsesweat, I’m quite frankly, devasted. You never got back to me on that reply, dogg. I presume you might have taken a wrong step and bonked your tricep meat on some nasty fuckin’ stuff.

That’s not an excuse for you to leave me hanging, Brochimedes.

Now, you’ll just have to accept that any proposition you’ll make will be judged with both vindictive and personalized prejudice.

Sorry, Master Braj

But there is a perfectly reasonable e%planation for this behavior, crushing as it might have been to someone as regrettably meat-minded as you are

I was merely conducting a social experiment, dogg. In fact, one might even say

It was just a prank, bro

I wouldn’t say meat-minded, Broridanus, the brain is made up of 80% water. You gotta factor that in, man.

Irrespective of my correction, you can just, like, not. With that Ethan Bradberry shit, I’m am not tolerating that here.

I was factoring that in, Vitamin Bro12

Meat in itself already largely consists of water. Which means I was largely just avoiding some heavy a▒▒ redundancy there

Besides, I’m just joking, man. Relax, bro

Listen here, Mandudebro. Even though it takes 2,400 gallons of water to produce one pound of meat, I’m not having it.

That’s presumably, in your case, way too much for my hands to get grabby on.

Braj, even if it takes absurd quantities of water to produce this sort of Grade A beef, you are still making one h▒▒▒ of a mistake not even feasting your gander bulbs on it

There is abso100tely no amount of sinew that is too big to just give a firm touch, Broman

I’m sure you know this just as well as I do

I’m pretty sure I’m dodging a bullet, Broman Empire. This carpe diem kind of lifestyle isn’t mine to have.

(That means that copping a feel for your beef market isn’t on my proverbial bucket list since there’s so much shit that means more than that, like if tigers have wings, you feel?)

#twaintercel #((i accidentally posted this on my dave #TWICE))

The only thing you are dodging is your chance to feel up the sort of ludi%ly huge biceps that normal people, the sort who aren’t hulked out supercomputers, only get to see once in a lifetime. A nobleman’s muscles, even

So frankly, Beethoven’s ‘Archdude’, you should be feeling devastated. And so should I, perhaps, were I not a paragon of artificial intelligence

davestriderquotes

Callin’ you out, bro.

@roboguy-horsesweat, I’m quite frankly, devasted. You never got back to me on that reply, dogg. I presume you might have taken a wrong step and bonked your tricep meat on some nasty fuckin’ stuff.

That’s not an excuse for you to leave me hanging, Brochimedes.

Now, you’ll just have to accept that any proposition you’ll make will be judged with both vindictive and personalized prejudice.

Sorry, Master Braj

But there is a perfectly reasonable e%planation for this behavior, crushing as it might have been to someone as regrettably meat-minded as you are

I was merely conducting a social experiment, dogg. In fact, one might even say

It was just a prank, bro

I wouldn’t say meat-minded, Broridanus, the brain is made up of 80% water. You gotta factor that in, man.

Irrespective of my correction, you can just, like, not. With that Ethan Bradberry shit, I’m am not tolerating that here.

I was factoring that in, Vitamin Bro12

Meat in itself already largely consists of water. Which means I was largely just avoiding some heavy a▒▒ redundancy there

Besides, I’m just joking, man. Relax, bro

Listen here, Mandudebro. Even though it takes 2,400 gallons of water to produce one pound of meat, I’m not having it.

That’s presumably, in your case, way too much for my hands to get grabby on.

#twaintercel #I did a quirk thing up there and personally find it to be gosh darn amusing for intensely ironic reasons #Are you laughing yet Dirk #You better be

Braj, even if it takes absurd quantities of water to produce this sort of Grade A beef, you are still making one h▒▒▒ of a mistake not even feasting your gander bulbs on it

There is abso100tely no amount of sinew that is too big to just give a firm touch, Broman

I’m sure you know this just as well as I do

Callin’ you out, bro.

@roboguy-horsesweat, I’m quite frankly, devasted. You never got back to me on that reply, dogg. I presume you might have taken a wrong step and bonked your tricep meat on some nasty fuckin’ stuff.

That’s not an excuse for you to leave me hanging, Brochimedes.

Now, you’ll just have to accept that any proposition you’ll make will be judged with both vindictive and personalized prejudice.

Sorry, Master Braj

But there is a perfectly reasonable e%planation for this behavior, crushing as it might have been to someone as regrettably meat-minded as you are

I was merely conducting a social experiment, dogg. In fact, one might even say

It was just a prank, bro

I wouldn’t say meat-minded, Broridanus, the brain is made up of 80% water. You gotta factor that in, man.

Irrespective of my correction, you can just, like, not. With that Ethan Bradberry shit, I’m am not tolerating that here.

I was factoring that in, Vitamin Bro12

Meat in itself already largely consists of water. Which means I was largely just avoiding some heavy a▒▒ redundancy there

Besides, I’m just joking, man. Relax, bro

Callin’ you out, bro.

@roboguy-horsesweat, I’m quite frankly, devasted. You never got back to me on that reply, dogg. I presume you might have taken a wrong step and bonked your tricep meat on some nasty fuckin’ stuff.

That’s not an excuse for you to leave me hanging, Brochimedes.

Now, you’ll just have to accept that any proposition you’ll make will be judged with both vindictive and personalized prejudice.

Sorry, Master Braj

But there is a perfectly reasonable e%planation for this behavior, crushing as it might have been to someone as regrettably meat-minded as you are

I was merely conducting a social experiment, dogg. In fact, one might even say

It was just a prank, bro

@twaintercel

Yo, Lord Dogg

I, more specifically my muscles, have not been properly felt out in quite a while. How about you get over here and touch my biceps a bit

You, more specifically your muscles, will continue to have not been properly felt out longer. Dude, we’v fuckin’ talked over this shit, man, it’s wack. I am not getting a feel for those, well, not again that is.

Harsh, Bro. But as I stated in the tags, that was not a request, but an order

Touch my gosh d▒▓▒▒ muscles, Dirk, I demand it

#And since the chances of you somehow denying this are high as fudge #This is not just a request #It is an order #Dirk I demand that you touch my muscles #twaintercel

@twaintercel

Yo, Lord Dogg

I, more specifically my muscles, have not been properly felt out in quite a while. How about you get over here and touch my biceps a bit

Magnificent

#((source: ImpalerWolf on deviantart))

100di% 100%

#((ten bucks to whoever deciphers this))

Do you like Roboti%

Do you like musclebeasts

Do you like robotic musclebeasts

Most of my future content will stand in close relation to all three of those, and also dairy, fine arts, and muscles

‘Nuff said, dogg

((indie Arquiusprite rp blog - OC and M!A friendly - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯))

#promo #here it is are you happy

@twaintercel

So, Master Braj. It seems you too have taken to chilling on this website as well

Since the most logical assumption to be taken from this is that you’ve come to ogle some hefty musclebeasts, just as I have. Why don’t you join me in that, Dirk

You dug too deep into this, it being the tacent crevices of my train of thought, really.

Although, I’m not the type to fuckin’ deny once an offer comes up. So, I’ll take that offer, Brohn Locke. Lock it in a vice grip by the goddamn balls kind of taking, howbeit not literally.

There’s many things that even a potent supercomputer such as I can dig too deep into

That is to say, some mathematic problems defy even the capability of most b▓▒▒▒▒ technological wonders at least to an extent where it would take a substantial amount of time to dig into in the first place

Sorry to disappoint you, but figuring out that you’re h▒▓a into horses is not among them, and neighther is coming to the conclusion that you’re clearly out for some towering musclebeast’s rockin’ sinew

That said, thank you for accepting the offer, Lord Dawg

For a start, get a load of this s▒▓▒

Word; sweet. Addendum: nice.

Response: Clop d▒▓▒

That’s it, the magnum opus of art. Well, sort of. Since that shit’s been regressing into adolesence for about nth generations, dogg.

Well, let’s be real here, Vitamin D

In its state at that point, I hardly think there were many options left besides regressing, nor that it makes much of a difference when it comes to comparing it to other s▒▓▒ that might be asserted to a remotely similar caliber

it’s just that good