That's nice.

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[twaintercel]

Dogg > Dawg.

[kanjiklubs-deactivated20161205]

he bout to do it

[twaintercel]

Back it again with the promotion. It’s happening, it’s totally happening (again). Witness, the man, the myth, the legend, Scott Stirling Dirk Strider back in action and this time. Not on a side blog. 

Hopefully I’ve learned from my mistakes.

[twaintercel]

I, Dirk Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff Strider, blow the metaphorical dust off of my Bubblr™ account and breathe it in like I’ve missed out on some Independence Day level kind of shit somewhere in what’s left of the Alps (then have a coughing fit because breathing in dust isn’t something you do, yo.)

Studying all of the reputable extraterrestrial  records from days of histrionics past, because I just can’t seem to wrap my fuckin’ head around what’s been going on. 

@turntechvangoghead, fill me in, dogg.

[turntechvangoghead]

yeah those extraterrestrial records were goddamn fire for the most part its sort of incredible 

although if were gonna be for real for a second here i heard both troll rap and troll versions of some of the doper rappers we got(re: snoop) are an actual thing but i havent checked it out yet

ill have to get on that sometime

[twaintercel]

#i tried fitting a reference to independence day somewhere in here but it ended up just being sort of dumb so never mind

You've got to be (Will) s(mit)hitting me. It may not be as evident but I'm aghast, man. You're like fuckin' edging me with only the primest I-Day references that could possibly have any person within a two mile radius ask for an adult.

I'm so disappointed, Brojax.

[twaintercel]

Callin’ you out, bro.

@roboguy-horsesweat, I’m quite frankly, devasted. You never got back to me on that reply, dogg. I presume you might have taken a wrong step and bonked your tricep meat on some nasty fuckin’ stuff. 

That’s not an excuse for you to leave me hanging, Brochimedes. 

Now, you’ll just have to accept that any proposition you’ll make will be judged with both vindictive and personalized prejudice.

[roboguy-horsesweat]

Sorry, Master Braj

But there is a perfectly reasonable e%planation for this behavior, crushing as it might have been to someone as regrettably meat-minded as you are

I was merely conducting a social experiment, dogg. In fact, one might even say

It was just a prank, bro

[twaintercel]

I wouldn’t say meat-minded, Broridanus, the brain is made up of 80% water. You gotta factor that in, man. 

Irrespective of my correction, you can just, like, not. With that Ethan Bradberry shit, I’m am not tolerating that here.

[roboguy-horsesweat]

I was factoring that in, Vitamin Bro12

Meat in itself already largely consists of water. Which means I was largely just avoiding some heavy a▒▒ redundancy there

Besides, I’m just joking, man. Relax, bro

[twaintercel]

Listen here, Mandudebro. Even though it takes 2,400 gallons of water to produce one pound of meat, I’m not having it. 

That’s presumably, in your case, way too much for my hands to get grabby on.

[roboguy-horsesweat]

Braj, even if it takes absurd quantities of water to produce this sort of Grade A beef, you are still making one h▒▒▒ of a mistake not even feasting your gander bulbs on it

There is abso100tely no amount of sinew that is too big to just give a firm touch, Broman

I’m sure you know this just as well as I do

[twaintercel]

I’m pretty sure I’m dodging a bullet, Broman Empire. This carpe diem kind of lifestyle isn’t mine to have. 

(That means that copping a feel for your beef market isn’t on my proverbial bucket list since there’s so much shit that means more than that, like if tigers have wings, you feel?)

[roboguy-horsesweat]

The only thing you are dodging is your chance to feel up the sort of ludi%ly huge biceps that normal people, the sort who aren’t hulked out supercomputers, only get to see once in a lifetime. A nobleman’s muscles, even

So frankly, Beethoven’s ‘Archdude’, you should be feeling devastated. And so should I, perhaps, were I not a paragon of artificial intelligence

[twaintercel]

A wise man once said that a wiser man told him this, "Coach said to fake right, break left--watch out for the pick and keep your eye on the defense. You gotta run, give and go. Take the ball to the hole like an ol' school pro."

Coincidentally, that wise man also demanded that you, "Gotta get'cha, get'cha, get'cha head in the game." That kind of isn't a factor for the point I'm trying to get through though.

You see, we can see the former sayings I pasted as another way to describe determination, motivating someone you're familiar with. Except you're doing this shit literally, Brothoven. I'm trying to fake left and break for the right but you aren't letting me take that 'ball' into the hoop like Carlton Banks.

This why we aren't making any fuckin' progress, Bro, Bruh & Breddy. It's too wack.

[twaintercel]

What if Corbin Bleu was a lizard?

[twaintercel]

I, Dirk Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff Strider, blow the metaphorical dust off of my Bubblr™ account and breathe it in like I’ve missed out on some Independence Day level kind of shit somewhere in what’s left of the Alps (then have a coughing fit because breathing in dust isn’t something you do, yo.)

Studying all of the reputable extraterrestrial  records from days of histrionics past, because I just can’t seem to wrap my fuckin’ head around what’s been going on. 

@turntechvangoghead, fill me in, dogg.

[astr0z0mb13-deactivated20190618]

[thedrawingmuffin]

I'm thinking of cloning a famous artist from history...

…I’m going to call him Remembrandt 

[twaintercel]

@turntechvangoghead

It’s you.

[twaintercel]

@two-times-polydeuces @hunk-rump @auriustaziam @wxlkstabwalk and @ironicallyastar started following you.

All of you wrap up a picturesque number 30 and I have to say, it’s pretty goddamn nice, yo.

Regardless of that, I’m an autocratic piece of shit and you’re all required to give me an introduction 

(I’m actually not, feel free to anyways.)

[twaintercel]

@turntechvangoghead @tipsygrimdrunk @tenacityamplified and @loc4ldog started following you.

I’m being bum rushed, this is fuckin’ swell. It’s cooler than a freshly distributed pack of Orange Crush™. Anyhow, it doesn’t fuckin’ matter because I can’t really determine what perimeter of coolness that can fall under since I’ve, quite frankly, never experienced the chilling assault of fizz against my esophagus.

[tenacityamplified-deactivated20]

I’m not sure if this post is meant for the four people you called out or ‘Orange Crush™’. Whatever the case, I’m Dismas. It’s… nice to meet you?

[twaintercel]

Being ambivalent towards the post is cool, Broscartes. Anyhow, call me D-Stri, 

[twaintercel]

Callin’ you out, bro.

@roboguy-horsesweat, I’m quite frankly, devasted. You never got back to me on that reply, dogg. I presume you might have taken a wrong step and bonked your tricep meat on some nasty fuckin’ stuff. 

That’s not an excuse for you to leave me hanging, Brochimedes. 

Now, you’ll just have to accept that any proposition you’ll make will be judged with both vindictive and personalized prejudice.

[roboguy-horsesweat]

Sorry, Master Braj

But there is a perfectly reasonable e%planation for this behavior, crushing as it might have been to someone as regrettably meat-minded as you are

I was merely conducting a social experiment, dogg. In fact, one might even say

It was just a prank, bro

[twaintercel]

I wouldn’t say meat-minded, Broridanus, the brain is made up of 80% water. You gotta factor that in, man. 

Irrespective of my correction, you can just, like, not. With that Ethan Bradberry shit, I’m am not tolerating that here.

[roboguy-horsesweat]

I was factoring that in, Vitamin Bro12

Meat in itself already largely consists of water. Which means I was largely just avoiding some heavy a▒▒ redundancy there

Besides, I’m just joking, man. Relax, bro

[twaintercel]

Listen here, Mandudebro. Even though it takes 2,400 gallons of water to produce one pound of meat, I’m not having it. 

That’s presumably, in your case, way too much for my hands to get grabby on.

[roboguy-horsesweat]

Braj, even if it takes absurd quantities of water to produce this sort of Grade A beef, you are still making one h▒▒▒ of a mistake not even feasting your gander bulbs on it

There is abso100tely no amount of sinew that is too big to just give a firm touch, Broman

I’m sure you know this just as well as I do

[twaintercel]

I’m pretty sure I’m dodging a bullet, Broman Empire. This carpe diem kind of lifestyle isn’t mine to have. 

(That means that copping a feel for your beef market isn’t on my proverbial bucket list since there’s so much shit that means more than that, like if tigers have wings, you feel?)

[twaintercel]

@turntechvangoghead @tipsygrimdrunk @tenacityamplified and @loc4ldog started following you.

I’m being bum rushed, this is fuckin’ swell. It’s cooler than a freshly distributed pack of Orange Crush™. Anyhow, it doesn’t fuckin’ matter because I can’t really determine what perimeter of coolness that can fall under since I’ve, quite frankly, never experienced the chilling assault of fizz against my esophagus.

[pol1c3dog-deactivated20161223]

OR4NG3 CRUSH™ 

TH1S W4S 4 GR33T3R TH4T COULDV3 B33N SUMM4R1Z3D W1TH “C3RT1F13D ‘COOL GUY’ W4ST3S P3OPL3S T1M3. MOR3 4T 3L3V3N”

1M T3R3Z1

[twaintercel]

That’s not cool, yo. 

You’ve exposed my incorporeal weapon of mass destruction, the Greeter-Greeter-Time-Waster. How will I ever gain a captive audience now? I’ve so much left do now that I’ve established my admission and now I can’t put my circumlocution to use.

You’ve foiled my plans, Terezi.

[twaintercel]

Callin’ you out, bro.

@roboguy-horsesweat, I’m quite frankly, devasted. You never got back to me on that reply, dogg. I presume you might have taken a wrong step and bonked your tricep meat on some nasty fuckin’ stuff. 

That’s not an excuse for you to leave me hanging, Brochimedes. 

Now, you’ll just have to accept that any proposition you’ll make will be judged with both vindictive and personalized prejudice.

[roboguy-horsesweat]

Sorry, Master Braj

But there is a perfectly reasonable e%planation for this behavior, crushing as it might have been to someone as regrettably meat-minded as you are

I was merely conducting a social experiment, dogg. In fact, one might even say

It was just a prank, bro

[twaintercel]

I wouldn’t say meat-minded, Broridanus, the brain is made up of 80% water. You gotta factor that in, man. 

Irrespective of my correction, you can just, like, not. With that Ethan Bradberry shit, I’m am not tolerating that here.

[roboguy-horsesweat]

I was factoring that in, Vitamin Bro12

Meat in itself already largely consists of water. Which means I was largely just avoiding some heavy a▒▒ redundancy there

Besides, I’m just joking, man. Relax, bro

[twaintercel]

Listen here, Mandudebro. Even though it takes 2,400 gallons of water to produce one pound of meat, I’m not having it. 

That’s presumably, in your case, way too much for my hands to get grabby on.

[twaintercel]

@turntechvangoghead @tipsygrimdrunk @tenacityamplified and @loc4ldog started following you.

I’m being bum rushed, this is fuckin’ swell. It’s cooler than a freshly distributed pack of Orange Crush™. Anyhow, it doesn’t fuckin’ matter because I can’t really determine what perimeter of coolness that can fall under since I’ve, quite frankly, never experienced the chilling assault of fizz against my esophagus.

[twaintercel]

Callin’ you out, bro.

@roboguy-horsesweat, I’m quite frankly, devasted. You never got back to me on that reply, dogg. I presume you might have taken a wrong step and bonked your tricep meat on some nasty fuckin’ stuff. 

That’s not an excuse for you to leave me hanging, Brochimedes. 

Now, you’ll just have to accept that any proposition you’ll make will be judged with both vindictive and personalized prejudice.

[roboguy-horsesweat]

Sorry, Master Braj

But there is a perfectly reasonable e%planation for this behavior, crushing as it might have been to someone as regrettably meat-minded as you are

I was merely conducting a social experiment, dogg. In fact, one might even say

It was just a prank, bro

[twaintercel]

I wouldn’t say meat-minded, Broridanus, the brain is made up of 80% water. You gotta factor that in, man. 

Irrespective of my correction, you can just, like, not with that Ethan Bradberry shit, I’m am not tolerating that here.