Miss K-Mart

[z-kitsch]

[wehatecollege]

squad goals damn

[robosheen-blog]

Me and @marmaladyy and our cat gang

[memosfromlevi-deactivated201701]

What if instead of using the giant text for location changes, Civil War just used the Always Sunny title cards for each scene?

[zigtalk]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[breeze2]

[plounce]

they are a witch’s two familars and have never gotten along, but one day the witch disappears and so they must go on a cross-country search in order to bring her home. along the way, the cat learns to loosen up while the crow gains worldly experience, and they both become better friends

[corporation-cats]

My furry nymph

[questionableadvice]

[honsla-deactivated20180321]

[babyelephantsdaily]

[classicpenguin]

Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master & Margarita (trans. Pevear and Volokhonsky)

Monday First Lines | Every Monday, we offer the opening sentences of a Penguin Classic to start the week.

[internethandle]

I’m a real soft bitch. A warm hearted bitch who lives for love and affection.

[alexandrareadsthings]

stop telling girls interested in lit that they need to read these great american classics by violent misogynists in order for their opinions to be valid or for their minds to be developed

[darcystarlizzie]

x

[black--betty]

look at this majestic creature

[numahachi]

[attraction-central-deactivated2]

[twisteddoodles]

Birthday milk!

[hamiltonbeachblender-deactivate]