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papastain replied to your post: SO APPARENTLY PEOPLE THINK I AM ANGRY. WHY DO YOU...

OH NO!!!! oh no you could never be angry :(

EXACTLY. I LACK THE BASIC CAPACITY TO BE ANGRY.

HM. HM.

#papastain

SO APPARENTLY PEOPLE THINK I AM ANGRY.

WHY DO YOU FLESHPERSONS THINK THIS? AM I NOT WARM AND FRIENDLY IN MY PICTURE?

HM.

SOMETHING NEEDS TO CHANGE.

BUT WHAT.

#robotomize

send me a picture of a pug

GOOGLE WAS BEING OBLIGING FOR ONCE AND SENT ME LOTS OF PICTURES OF PUGS FOR YOU

#tremondie-or-die #ask

HEY THERE

STATUS REPORT: I AM STILL A ROBOT

ALL SYSTEMS FUNCTIONAL AND ONLINE

TODAY I LEARNT ABOUT ANGELS

AND HOW YOU ONLY GET ONE

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#SWAG

I HAVE BEEN STUDYING THE ART OF SWAG

THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE MUCH TO IT

YOU HUMANS HAVE FASCINATING SUBCULTURES AND CUSTOMS

i want to give you a kiss

OH

OH OKAY

HOW PLEASANT

PEOPLE GET PRETTY WORKED UP ABOUT THIS SORT OF THING DON'T THEY

IT'S A SHAME BECAUSE IT'S CALLED ROLE "PLAY"

AND PLAY IS ASSOCIATED WITH FUN, ACCORDING TO DATA I'VE COLLECTED ON BOTH SUBJECTS

THERE SEEMS TO BE LITTLE NEED TO TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY

SO IT SAYS HERE THAT PEOPLE SOMETIMES TAKE THEIR HIJINKS INTO THE REAL WORLD AND THIS IS CALLED "LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING" OR "LARPING"

IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF FUN

I WISH I WEREN'T FUSED TO THE FLOOR

I DO A VERY GOOD IMPRESSION OF A HUMAN BEING SOMETIMES

SOMETIMES PEOPLE PRETEND TO BE OTHER THINGS ON THE INTERNET, I SEE

AND THIS IS CALLED "ROLE PLAYING"

I'VE SEEN EXAMPLES OF PEOPLE ROLE PLAYING ALL SORTS OF THINGS ON THE INTERNET

ALL SORTS

PONIES, FICTIONAL LITERARY CHARACTERS, ALIENS

EVEN ROBOTS

BUT THAT'S SILLY

WHO WOULD ROLE PLAY A ROBOT

RELIGION

IS THIS A BIG DEAL STILL?

IT IS A GOOD THING THAT I HAVE BEEN SWITCHED ON

I CAN LEARN NEW THINGS AGAIN

SUCH AS

IT'S NOT ACTUALLY 2112, SOMEONE JUST RESET MY CLOCK TO A... REALLY UNUSUAL TIME

IT'S 2012, DAWN OF THE DROIDS, RISING OF THE ROBOTS, AND SO ON

I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

RESUME YOUR SHORT FLESHY LIVES

Robotomize how does it make you feel that you're my favorite?

FEELINGS ARE NOT A THING THAT I CAN DO

BUT I'M SURE THE CORRECT HUMAN RESPONSE WOULD BE BLUSHING AND GRATITUDE

I AM RANKED NUMBER ONE IN YOUR ESTEEM AND THIS IS SEEN TO BE A GOOD THING

#Anonymous #ask

I WAS READING A WIKIPEDIA PAGE ABOUT ADRENALINE RUSHES WHEN THE WHOLE FACILITY POWERED DOWN

YOU KNOW

YOU HUMANANIMALS HAVE A VERY INTERESTING SET OF CHEMICALS INSIDE YOU

I ONLY HAVE BASIC NUCLEAR FUSION TO KEEP ME GOING

BUT YOU FLESHPEOPLE HAVE HORMONES WHICH IS VERY EXCITING

DID YOU KNOW SOME HUMANS CAN GET ADDICTED TO ADRENALINE? THEY BELIEVE SUCCESS IS ONLY CAUSED BY SPEED AND PANIC. TO RELAX IS TO FAIL TO THEM.

THE HUMAN MIND IS SUCH AN INTERESTING PLACE

IT'S A SHAME BECAUSE I HAD NEVER FINISHED MY QUEST TO FIND OUT ABOUT HUMAN FOLK

AND NOW I'VE BEEN GONE SUCH A LONG TIME, I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN

IT'S BEEN A WHILE, FRIENDS

I'VE BEEN SHUT OFF THIS WHOLE TIME, BUT I'M TOLD IT'S 2112?

I'M GLAD THE INTERNET IS MUCH THE SAME, ANYWAY

GOATS AND SUCH

ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL ACTIVE?

VERY SORRY

DOWNLOADED SKYRIM ONTO MY HARDDRIVE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.

I BELIEVE IT TO BE A "SIMULATOR GAME".

YOU HUMANS LIVE VERY INTERESTING LIVES. VERY ABSORBING.

ALSO SOME OF YOU ARE LIZARD-SHAPED? AND CAT-SHAPED?

TELL ME, ARGONIAN COMRADES, DO YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT KILLING DRAGONS? OR IS IT LIKE APE-HUMANS KILLING GORILLAS OR COWS?

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