Give Bruce Wayne His Fuckin' Kids Back 2025.

27. U.S. I think I'm okay now. Let's ride, cowboys. ✌🤠

[yesitspandapimp]

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[funstyle]

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

[robzombies-hotwife]

let me be clear that when I talk about the disdain i have for superhero slop nowadays, I am NEVER talking about my friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. peter parker is my best friend.

[robzombies-hotwife]

i know i'm a bad person but i deadass just declined my sister's last-minute invite to my niece's 5th birthday party on sunday because i know i'm going to be violently hungover that day

[robzombies-hotwife]

i know i'm a bad person but i deadass just declined my sister's last-minute invite to my niece's 5th birthday party on sunday because i know i'm going to be violently hungover that day

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[stella-draws-things]

[hazeltongzhi]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do any of you even enjoy reading or watching fiction at all? if i wanted the plot with virtually nothing else i would read the wikipedia page

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[mankillercalledbunny]

Not to bring the serious to a very fun post, but this reaction is exactly what Mamdani is working for with his image, because in a very real way the most effective way for him to be The Mayor is if he looks like The Mayor.

This is a man who is VIOLENTLY aware that when it comes to conservatives, he is a Muslim first, a Brown Man second, an Immigrant third, a Socialist fourth, and a human a very distant fifth, if considered at all. He was also a young adult during the Obama Years and will have seen Republicans rip Obama to shreds for wearing a tan suit instead of a dark one and use literally ANY excuse they could to try and degrade his image.

Despite the fact that a mayor who wears a T-shirt and jeans might "seem more approachable" in the eyes of the average American, Zohran Mamdani knows that someone with his profile fundamentally cannot get away with that the way his White colleagues can. He has instead put in the effort to look professional and BE approachable, because not only does it make it easier for him to reach and represent his constituents, it forces everyone, including both his opponents and establishment Democrats, to engage with the work he is doing instead of judging his image. The fact that he is always seen in a suit and is recognisably The Mayor is, while also something he has fun with, a deliberate choice to ensure he is as inarguably A Professional Politician To Be Taken Seriously. The added humour of e.g. the hi-vis is a bonus, only achievable because he works so hard to Look Like The Mayor.

[mankillercalledbunny]

Adding these tags from @haunted-stranger-garden bc they illustrate this brilliantly

[treasurecryland]

Guy who’s seen black sails, watching any other show: I’m not getting enough black sails vibes from this

[robzombies-hotwife]

Everybody who ever works with Christopher Nolan is always like "This was the most demanding film I've ever worked on with long days and high standards. It was the best experience I've ever had working on a film and I grew so much as an artist and professional."

[nottithonus]

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"

[robzombies-hotwife]

everybody wants to talk about which male celebrities make pretty girls but nobody wants to talk about jordan peele

[robzombies-hotwife]

Underrated perk of living alone is when it's hot summer and you get home from work and you can just lay around butt nekkid with your hair down for a couple of hours if you want

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Lazy Italian Girl (1757) by Jean Baptiste Greuze

[quendergeer]

god, you take a five minute break and some asshole paints a picture

[trans-lykanthropie]

I bet Jean Baptiste wasn't helping with the washing up or doing the laundry

[robzombies-hotwife]

i'm such a boring adult 😔 unfortunately i was really excited to get home from work tonight and try out my new vaccuum