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Inconvenient Places For Rocco To Be, Part VI. Because cats can't do dishes.

#inconvenient places for cats to be #dishes #rocco

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this isnt even remotely funny

Hi Alex.

#alex

2/19/2012

Kari (6:14 am): Should we come down and pony with you and your brother

Tommy (6:15 am): He said he is going to die

Kari (6:17 am): So we'll see you soon?

Tommy (6:19 am): Everyone is asleep

Kari (6:20 am): So pony party upstairs

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Inconvenient Places For Rocco To Be, Part V. Strategically placed both in front of your computer and also on top of your homework.

#hallie #inconvenient places for cats to be

#rocco #paige #peek-a-boo

2/17/2012: Mass Text

Kari (12:32 pm): Mass text: what on EARTH happened last night.

Hallie's Response?

Hallie (12:36 pm): I tried orchestrating gay hookups. My drunk meddling is out of control. I also ate nacho crumbs off sarah carleton's plate when I saw her leave. Hollerrr.

Hallie (12:36 pm): I took my bra off when i got home too. that was probably uncalled for.

Paige's Response?

Paige (1:16 pm): I thought rocco was lost. and then he appeared under my blankets.

Paige (1:36 pm): and i made noah wear your scarf home from the bar

Paige (2:51 pm): also maybe I yelled at andy last night about a broom

#VPB #opening night #rTT #kari #hallie #texts #nachos

2/27/2012

Kari (7:17 pm): How much food can/should we eat tonight

Hallie (7:19 pm): The answer is always "as much stuffing as city market sells." ALWAYS.

#kari #hallie #texts #city market #burlington #stuffing #food

Kari's Horoscope by Paige

here is your horoscope for this week. ruh roh.: "you wake up and realize you forgot how to read. you see everything now from a dogs point of view so you sniff so many butts all day. you will find oatmeal in all of your pockets and all of your money turns into raisins. your hands turn into mops and all of the jealous janitors try to kill you. you find out that you have to make a quilt before bedtime and its just a lot to do. you fall asleep crying and the only person who cares is you."

#kari #paige #horoscopes

Inconvenient Places for Rocco to Be, Part IV.

#rocco #hallie #cats #inconvenient places for cats to be

Kari's Horoscope by Alex

Horoscope 2/3/12: Why you thought pouring maple syrup into the electrical socket was a good idea is beyond me. Frankly, you deserve the third degree burns and the permanent, unpredictable facial tick. You might think basket weaving is "a lost art," but most people just call it, "a momentous waste of time." All the stray cats in the neighborhood are following you lately. Maybe they recognize you as... their God. That, or they want you to cut up frankfurters for them to eat, and give them routine heartworm vaccinations. Ray Liotta has publicly announced his intention to murder you in your sleep, and he isn't even kidding. You can't stop soiling your pantaloons at the mere sight of a basket of cherries. Also, apparently you stared wearing pantaloons again. So you've got that going for you.

Tommy sleeping on the couch. I wonder what he's dreaming about.

#tommy #sleeping

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