woaw it's Calder-

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Intro Post- OOC

(Hi hi hello! This is the General Intro Post for this blog! Hello! I am Hero {My main blog is here: @hero-coded} I am getting into Splatoon and wanted to make a silly RP sideblog for my Splatoon Self-Insert, Calder! Here I will be RP-ing as him, so unless stated otherwise, everything will be answered in character! But before you go any further, here are some housekeeping {or blogkeeping?} items!

If you are a bigot, racist, pedo, or general nastie- Fuck off. This blog is not for you.

This blog is run by an adult (me) and features adult characters, so while I aim to make the majority of my content appropriate for all, I ask that minors don’t DM this blog and block the tag ‘Calder After 12PM’ Tag. 

This blog will feature adult language (aka swearing) and darker themes (as many games do, Splatoon is no exception). I will tag things as needed, if you need/want something tagged just ask OOC.

Be respectful. Especially when sending asks. While this is an RP blog, I am still a person and have feelings and opinions. Don’t be an asshole and things will be fine! 

Have fun! 

Without further ado, let the silliness begin! - Mod{?} Hero, aka Hero-Coded)

Calder S. is a former college dropout turned mechanic's assistant, who is in a band called Rock the Boat! He lives in Splatsville, and dreams of finding his place in life. While he is hot-tempered and indecisive, Calder is strongly loyal- and both a lover AND fighter! With his trusty roller in hand he is ready to handle all of what life throws at him!

(dividers by Cafekitsune here on tumblr!)

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Oh cod- Another birthday come-

Bea suggested I post this, so uh-

Happy birthday to me ig!

Please do not look at my hair, or my apartment- or my crusty shirt-

NO I AM NOT CRYING-

[viviolettee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! FROM ME, TESS, QUINN AND MAY!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

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Oh cod- Another birthday come-

Bea suggested I post this, so uh-

Happy birthday to me ig!

Please do not look at my hair, or my apartment- or my crusty shirt-

NO I AM NOT CRYING-

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WAAAAA CALDER HAPPY BDAY 🎈🎂 ᔦ ≧≦ ᔨ REMEMBER TO PAST THROUGH HOTLANTIS (I may or may not have something for you that I couldn't give you before aha ᔦ ^^ ᔨ)

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Oh cod- Another birthday come-

Bea suggested I post this, so uh-

Happy birthday to me ig!

Please do not look at my hair, or my apartment- or my crusty shirt-

NO I AM NOT CRYING-

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Just saw someone ride down the stairs into the Stinky Bear Company's main lobby in a platic tub

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT????

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well it almost crashed into me while i was on the way out from my last shift of the day so ᔦ¬_¬ᔨ

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OH SO I WASN'T CRAZY WHEN I SAW SOMEONE PUSHING A PLASTIC TUB IN FRONT OF HOTLANTIS?! ᔦ Ꙭ ᔨ

I thought I was just to tired and hallucinating it

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At one point a group, including my friend, were putting ink on the stairs and seeing how fast they could slide down-

[viviolettee]

sounds like a cursed reefslider. sounds fun.

🔒

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It was horrible- Highly reccomend.

[viviolettee]

definitely on my bucket list. i already got myself banned from grizzco, so ill have to go somewhere else but I'm definitely gonna do it.

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If you're in the Splatsville area, I know a few fresh places! Steep stairs and nothing but empty in the way.

[viviolettee]

oh perfect! im right in the smack middle of splatsville lol.

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Fresh! Maybe it could be an event... hmm... ideas ideas....

[viviolettee]

it should definitely be an event. just so we can call it the cursed reefslider playoffs.

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SHELL YEAHHHH

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Just saw someone ride down the stairs into the Stinky Bear Company's main lobby in a platic tub

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT????

[inkstained-profreshional]

well it almost crashed into me while i was on the way out from my last shift of the day so ᔦ¬_¬ᔨ

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OH SO I WASN'T CRAZY WHEN I SAW SOMEONE PUSHING A PLASTIC TUB IN FRONT OF HOTLANTIS?! ᔦ Ꙭ ᔨ

I thought I was just to tired and hallucinating it

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At one point a group, including my friend, were putting ink on the stairs and seeing how fast they could slide down-

[viviolettee]

sounds like a cursed reefslider. sounds fun.

🔒

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It was horrible- Highly reccomend.

[viviolettee]

definitely on my bucket list. i already got myself banned from grizzco, so ill have to go somewhere else but I'm definitely gonna do it.

🔒

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If you're in the Splatsville area, I know a few fresh places! Steep stairs and nothing but empty in the way.

[viviolettee]

oh perfect! im right in the smack middle of splatsville lol.

🔒

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Fresh! Maybe it could be an event... hmm... ideas ideas....

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Calder oh my cod I am begging you to at least wear a helmet ᔦ ╥ ╥ ᔨ

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For you, Miss Coral? Anything-

If anyone says I look dumb or it ruins my sick Pompadour, I am bringing my roller- >:[

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Just saw someone ride down the stairs into the Stinky Bear Company's main lobby in a platic tub

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT????

[inkstained-profreshional]

well it almost crashed into me while i was on the way out from my last shift of the day so ᔦ¬_¬ᔨ

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OH SO I WASN'T CRAZY WHEN I SAW SOMEONE PUSHING A PLASTIC TUB IN FRONT OF HOTLANTIS?! ᔦ Ꙭ ᔨ

I thought I was just to tired and hallucinating it

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At one point a group, including my friend, were putting ink on the stairs and seeing how fast they could slide down-

[viviolettee]

sounds like a cursed reefslider. sounds fun.

🔒

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It was horrible- Highly reccomend.

[viviolettee]

definitely on my bucket list. i already got myself banned from grizzco, so ill have to go somewhere else but I'm definitely gonna do it.

🔒

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If you're in the Splatsville area, I know a few fresh places! Steep stairs and nothing but empty in the way.

[viviolettee]

oh perfect! im right in the smack middle of splatsville lol.

🔒

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Fresh! Maybe it could be an event... hmm... ideas ideas....

[rock-n-rollr]

Just saw someone ride down the stairs into the Stinky Bear Company's main lobby in a platic tub

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT????

[inkstained-profreshional]

well it almost crashed into me while i was on the way out from my last shift of the day so ᔦ¬_¬ᔨ

[bomb-rush-brush]

OH SO I WASN'T CRAZY WHEN I SAW SOMEONE PUSHING A PLASTIC TUB IN FRONT OF HOTLANTIS?! ᔦ Ꙭ ᔨ

I thought I was just to tired and hallucinating it

[rock-n-rollr]

At one point a group, including my friend, were putting ink on the stairs and seeing how fast they could slide down-

[viviolettee]

sounds like a cursed reefslider. sounds fun.

🔒

[rock-n-rollr]

It was horrible- Highly reccomend.

[viviolettee]

definitely on my bucket list. i already got myself banned from grizzco, so ill have to go somewhere else but I'm definitely gonna do it.

🔒

[rock-n-rollr]

If you're in the Splatsville area, I know a few fresh places! Steep stairs and nothing but empty in the way.

[rock-n-rollr]

Just saw someone ride down the stairs into the Stinky Bear Company's main lobby in a platic tub

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT????

[inkstained-profreshional]

well it almost crashed into me while i was on the way out from my last shift of the day so ᔦ¬_¬ᔨ

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OH SO I WASN'T CRAZY WHEN I SAW SOMEONE PUSHING A PLASTIC TUB IN FRONT OF HOTLANTIS?! ᔦ Ꙭ ᔨ

I thought I was just to tired and hallucinating it

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At one point a group, including my friend, were putting ink on the stairs and seeing how fast they could slide down-

[viviolettee]

sounds like a cursed reefslider. sounds fun.

🔒

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It was horrible- Highly reccomend.

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ITS FINALLY OVER

I am going to smell like sewer for days-

That and Ill be sore for days-

Hhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Just saw someone ride down the stairs into the Stinky Bear Company's main lobby in a platic tub

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT????

[inkstained-profreshional]

well it almost crashed into me while i was on the way out from my last shift of the day so ᔦ¬_¬ᔨ

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OH SO I WASN'T CRAZY WHEN I SAW SOMEONE PUSHING A PLASTIC TUB IN FRONT OF HOTLANTIS?! ᔦ Ꙭ ᔨ

I thought I was just to tired and hallucinating it

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At one point a group, including my friend, were putting ink on the stairs and seeing how fast they could slide down-

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Just saw someone ride down the stairs into the Stinky Bear Company's main lobby in a platic tub

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT????

[inkstained-profreshional]

well it almost crashed into me while i was on the way out from my last shift of the day so ᔦ¬_¬ᔨ

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Clamn-

Maybe I can convince the others to do it at designated hours....

Or... we can ink up the stairs for maximum speed!

Haven't decided yet tbh-

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Just saw someone ride down the stairs into the Stinky Bear Company's main lobby in a platic tub

WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT????

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the gif maker keeps shitting itself so static image it is

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Day uh-

3 of helping the stinky bear company

I am exhausted and discovered that ink bruising is for eel and not a myth! Great.

Turns out being hit by spoons/pans, splatted a bunch, eaten, pushed into water and surrounded takes a toll!

I will never understand the people that voluntarily do this on the weekly-

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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm... alive aha

I had a... bad episode for a while ᔦ ^^” ᔨ (I think I didn't work at all for a couple of weeks even- Or like- left home at all aha)

But I'm fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, we stay silly, we stay goofy (Not like I decided to return in the middle of a Big Run)

So if you see me working the counter at Hotlantis don't be afraid to say hi! ᔦ ^^ ᔨ

[viviolettee]

what is tess posting on her squitter page...should i be worried? 😶

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