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I’M FIVE FOOT FUCK YOU!
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Girl who was paralyzed for 11 days surprises her nurse
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That woman is what a nurse is. Your pain is their pain. Your success is their joy.
I love nurses.
She jumps! I’m crying.
when i was in the hospital i had a nurse who stayed overtime after working the night shift and waited till i woke up so we could eat together. all my nurses in intensive care came to visit me when i got moved to pediatrics because they got word that i cried when i had to leave them. the nurse in the ambulance came to visit me because apparently on the way to the hospital i expressed to her that i thought no one loved me enough to visit me in the hospital. my love for nurses is out of this fucking world.
“it’s like drumming is what keeps him going and he’s trying really hard to grasp onto that but it’s falling apart.” [insp.]
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I am crying I love this too much
"Well, not being dead is already a vast improvement. I just want more than make-outs and ‘oh crap, my mom is coming over you need to leave’ moments. Dang it, now I’m sounding like I’m growing up."
"Looks like someone has a case of the adults. Lookit you, being all serious relationshipy. It’s a good look for you. What brought this on?"
"I realized I didn’t want to end up like my mom. She has enough commitment issues for the both of us."
"I hear you on that one. I wouldn't be surprised if I was the result of some random broom closet hate fuck or something."
"Well, not being dead is already a vast improvement. I just want more than make-outs and ‘oh crap, my mom is coming over you need to leave’ moments. Dang it, now I’m sounding like I’m growing up."
"Looks like someone has a case of the adults. Lookit you, being all serious relationshipy. It's a good look for you. What brought this on?"
Modern Disney Girls! Who’s gonna be next?
You choose!
EDIT: Updated the post to put all new Gilrs in one place!
NEW ONES!
Bonus Modern Disney Girl - my version of Leia.
Update - NEW ONES!
Alice in Wonderland guided by Shanti (Jungle Book ), Kida and Tinkerbell
UPDATE! Lakota Tiger Lily and Polish Wendy.
"Me. I want to make out with Hannah Barbera. Well, not ACTUAL Hannah Barbera, but you know…actually I should just learn to stop talking."
"Don’t make out with dead cartoonists, Kira."
"I’ll do my best, Green. You know it’s going to be so difficult for me not to.”
"No, but seriously, you don't need to make out with people who don't realize what an amazing person they have. Want me to give League a call? I'm sure she'd totally make out with you. And she's not a dead cartoonist so..."
"More like loudly announced that she wasn’t into me in ‘that way’ right in the middle of dinner."
"Sorry, lady-bro. That sucks. But hey, her loss. Her name sounded like the makers of children’s cartoons anyway. Who wants to make out with Hannah Barbera anyway…"
"Me. I want to make out with Hannah Barbera. Well, not ACTUAL Hannah Barbera, but you know…actually I should just learn to stop talking."
"Don't make out with dead cartoonists, Kira."
"I was thinking Romancing the Stone and a tub of ice cream instead of murder, but if you want to go there…her name’s Hannah Barber and she lives on fifth.”
"Sooo… What’d she do? Tweet your nudes or something?"
"More like loudly announced that she wasn’t into me in ‘that way’ right in the middle of dinner."
"Sorry, lady-bro. That sucks. But hey, her loss. Her name sounded like the makers of children's cartoons anyway. Who wants to make out with Hannah Barbera anyway..."
"I’m never going on a date. Like, ever again."
"All I need is a name and a face. No one will suspect the wheelchair kid. Now, who am I killing?"
"I was thinking Romancing the Stone and a tub of ice cream instead of murder, but if you want to go there…her name’s Hannah Barber and she lives on fifth.”
"Sooo... What'd she do? Tweet your nudes or something?"
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"I’m never going on a date. Like, ever again."
"All I need is a name and a face. No one will suspect the wheelchair kid. Now, who am I killing?"